Alright! Finally! It's the very last chapter of Slayamaniacs! In this final chapter, you will see the song medley I have been telling you about through this fanfiction. Some of them are parodies and some are just the original versions. By the way, Spike and Giles hardly sing in the medley but they're in the last two songs. The songs won't be announced so if you want to find out the song titles, then just look at the bottom notes and you'll find the titles (in order of appearance) there. Anyway, enjoy the final chapter!
Chapter 21: The Slayamaniacs Finale!
Later, at Buffy's house, Buffy, Dawn and the Warners came back after the celebration and they were all excausted after everything that has happened these few days with Glory.
"Boy, that was some party." Dawn said while sitting down on the couch.
"Yep, and I'm not sure I'll be doing that for a good couple of days." Buffy agreed as she sat down in the armchair.
"I don't think I'll be doing that for a good couple of week!" Dot said as she and her brothers sat down beside Dawn on the couch. Yakko and Dot on one side and Wakko on the other.
"Thanks again, you guys," Buffy said to the Warners, "I guess you're stronger than I thought."
"No problem, Buffy," Yakko said, "All in a day's work."
Both Buffy and Dawn noticed that there was something bothering the Warner siblings, they had their heads down a bit and a slight frown was on their faces. They were trying to cover it but the two sisters could still see it.
"Guys, what's wrong?" Dawn asked them.
"Yeah, you should be happy!" Buffy said, "We have just won a battle against an hell god!"
"That was a hell god!" The Warners exclaimed at the same time.
"Yeah, didn't you know that?" Buffy asked.
"Nope, we were just hoping you did so we just went with it." Yakko said.
"Well, anyway, what's wrong?" Buffy asked.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot sighed as they realized that it was time.
"We're sorry for what we're about to do but…" Yakko said before he sighed again, "I'm afraid we can't stay here."
"What?" Dawn said.
"We can't stay," Yakko said, "The Warner Bros. C.O., Mr. Plotz, will send his men after us and lock us back up in the water tower again, and not only us will be locked up here, you'll be locked up too or harbering us in your home. Plotz will send both you and Dawn away if he ever found out that you were letting us stay."
"Wait a minute," Buffy said, "Are you telling me that you lot are convicts?"
"What?! No!" Yakko exclaimed, "We'll innocent! But, Plotz wouldn't just let us go just like that. He uses us for money ideas that we could bring to the studio but every now and again, we would just escape from the tower and run scott free."
"Who's Scott?" Wakko asked.
"He owns that new football stadium that opened up a couple of months ago," Yakko explained, "But that's not the point! We gotta go."
Everyone in the room was upset. In a way, Buffy and Dawn knew that they were right, even though they didn't care that'll be put behind bars, but they still knew that they were right.
"When are you leaving?" Dawn said with tears in her eyes.
"In a couple of days." Yakko answered.
Wakko cried as he held on to Dawn, "Do we really have to?! What if Plotz doesn't find out that we're here?! We could be anywhere for all he knows!"
Yakko sighed again, "I'm afraid we do, Wakko."
The next night, everybody was at Buffy's house. They were here to say their final goodbyes to the Warners. After they were told by Buffy that they were leaving, Willow and Tara were heartbroken, Xander felt like he knew them all his life, Anya wasn't sure about how she felt, Giles knew that he'll miss them, Buffy and Dawn were destroyed, and finally, Spike wished that he was nicer to them.
He wasn't very nice to many people and wished he had a second chance to fix everything he did because a couple of years ago, the government had put a computer chip in his head to make sure he won't be able to hurt anybody. It sort of works, even though he can still hurt people, but he hurts himself too because the chip electricutes him as he begins to hit a human.
The scoobies and the Warners were all gathered in the living room. As they sat around, talking about the last few weeks that they've all spent together. They cried, they sang and of course, they laughed. They laughed from Yakko's hilarious one liners to the Warners crazy antics.
"Well, at least we had fun, right?" Willow said with a small smile.
"Yes, lots of fun." Tara agreed as she hugged Willow.
"So, this is it." Buffy said.
"Yeah, the end of the fanfic." Yakko said.
"Oh, the story's over already?" Dot asked with sarcasm.
"Yep, so…" Yakko said just before he began to sing the fanfiction's theme song.
Yakko:
That's all for Slayamaniacs.
We hope you enjoyed to the max.
Did you enjoy it more than your fax?
Did you laugh till you collapse?
We're Slayamaniacs.
"Hey!" Dot exclaimed, "If we're going to be singing this song medley for the finale, then let me…"
Dot:
Sing.
Sing a song.
Make it simple to last your whole life long.
Don't worry that it's not good enough,
For anyone else to hear just sing,
Sing a song.
Yakko and Wakko just listened to Dot sing until she suddenly yelled at them, "I said sing already!"
"Alright, geez." Yakko said.
Yakko:
I've been trying to do it right,
I've been living a lonely life.
I've been sleeping here instead,
I've been sleeping in my bed.
Sleeping in my bed.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
I belong with you, you belong with me,
You're my sibings.
I belong with you, you belong with me,
You're my sibs.
"Come on, Buffy," Yakko said, "It's your turn."
"Oh, no thank you," Buffy said, "There is no way that I am singing."
"But it's the finale!" Dot said.
"Fine!" Buffy sighed, "But none you you better laugh at me!"
"We promise!" The Warners said in sync.
Buffy:
Such a feeling's coming over me.
There is wonder in most everything I see.
Not a cloud in the sky,
I got the sun in my eyes,
And I won't be surprised if it's a dream.
Everything I want the world to be,
Is now coming true especially for me.
And tomorrow will be the same for you and me,
You're the nearest thing to heaven that I'll see.
I'm on the top of the world looking,
Down on creation,
And the only explanation I can find,
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around,
You have put me on the top of the world.
Spike suddenly walks into the Warners who then said, "Hey! Watch where you're going, Spike!"
Spike just shrugged at them as he carries on walking until they started singing again.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know what we've been through?
Why you gotta be so rude?
We're gonna like you anyway.
Wakko and Dot:
Like that vamp.
Yakko:
Yeah, gonna like you anyway.
Wakko and Dot:
Like that vamp.
Yakko:
Yeah, gonna like you anyway.
Wakko and Dot:
Like that vamp.
Yakko:
No matter what you say.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Why you gotta be so rude?
"Look, I'm sorry but enough of the singing!" Spike exclaimed.
"Sorry but we were saving this for the end of the story!" Yakko said.
"Oh no!" Wakko said holding on to his privates, "I really need to potty!"
"What?" Yakko said.
"I need to…POTTY!" Wakko yelled at Yakko's face before he began to sing.
Wakko:
Let me pee,
Let me pee,
Let me pee,
Let me pee.
I really need to potty.
Let me pee.
After Wakko was done singing, he rushed off to the bathroom and he came back out in no time at all.
"Did you wash your hands?" Dot asked him when he came back to his siblings.
He sighed as he then went back to the bathroom to wash his hands before coming back in about five seconds.
"Done?" Yakko asked.
"Done." Wakko answered.
"Hey, I'm trying to watch the Angry Video Game Nerd on YouTube so do you mind please, guys?" Xander asked before he turned back to his laptop.
Yakko:
He's gonna take you back to the past.
Wakko:
To play some bad games that will not last.
Yakko:
He'd rather have buffulo beating him up right now right here.
Wakko:
He'd rather eat a discgusting tadpole from a pond and down it with beer.
Dot:
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the angry Nintendo nerd.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
He's the angry Antary Saga nerd.
He's the angry video game nerd.
"Strange, are we?" Yakko asked the readers before he bagan to sing yet again.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Animaniacs
Maniacs.
Yes we are.
And we're zany, crazy, and we can drive cars.
"Ok, now this one's for Buffy!" Yakko said, "Here we go!"
Yakko:
You're tired of wasting everyday.
Feels like your every move puts you in the way.
You head off to school.
Try to follow all the rules.
But you know you're just another cool kid's grave.
But just think what would Buffy do?
When your life's not so hotter than a sauna.
Weirder things have happened,
When you're hanging with the Warners.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
So don't wig out just go get dressed.
And find yourself a big vamp fast.
With that slayer strength and a little luck.
You've got what it takes to beat the uber suck.
Then, Wakko sat down with Dawn and began to sing a little something of his own.
Wakko:
For once in my life,
I have someone who needs me.
Someone I needed so long.
Dawn:
For once, unafraid.
I can go to where life leads me.
Somehow, I know I'll be strong.
Wakko:
For once, I can touch,
What my heart use to dream off,
Long before I knew.
Dawn:
Someone warm like you.
Wakko and Dawn:
Would make my dream come true.
"Now, let's party!" Yakko said before turning to Willow with a cheeky grin, "Wanna dance, Willow?"
As Willow begins to dance with Yakko, he begins to sing yet again.
Yakko:
She's into superstition,
Magic and bad girls ya'll.
I feel aprimanation.
Will's gonna make me fall.
She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She'll make you live a crazy life, she'll take away the pain.
Like a built to the brain.
Outside, inside out.
She's livin' ia vida loca.
She'll push you, pull you down.
Livin' la vida loca.
Her lips are devil red.
Her skin's the colour of moca.
She will ware you out.
Livin' la vida loca.
Livin' la vida loca.
Livin' la vida loca.
After Willow and Yakko were done dancing, Yakko said, "By the way, I don't have those feelings for you Willow, it was just a song, I know you're true love is Tara over there."
When Yakko said that, Willow went over to Tara and sat down next to her.
"Lovely night, isn't it?" Willow asked her.
Tara nodded her agreement, "It's a beautiful night."
And then, the two started singing.
Willow and Tara:
I know I stand in line,
Until you think you have the time to spend a evening with me.
And if we go some place to dance,
I know that there is a chance that you won't be leaving with me.
And afterwards,
We drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two.
And then I go and spoil it all,
By saying something stupid like I love you.
"And now, for something a bit more heartwarming." Yakko said before he and his siblings stood around a mic, with Yakko holding a banjo.
Yakko:
Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side.
Wakko:
Rainbows are visions but only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
Dot:
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong wait and see.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Someday we'll find it
The rainbow connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me.
And then, all of a sudden, to spoil the beautiful scenery, Arnold Schwarznegger bursted into the front door and started singing too.
Arnold:
Cheer up sleepy jean.
Oh, what can it mean to a,
Daydream believer and a,
Homecoming queen.
"What the hell is he doing here?!" Buffy asked.
"Oh, he's here for the Slayamaniacs wrap party." Yakko explained.
"Oh for God's sake." Which was all Buffy could say before the Warners began to sing again.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
We're Warners and we know it.
We're Warners and we know it.
"Oh yeah, if you call that singing, then you must be dreaming," Xander said as he walked over to Yakko, Wakko and Dot, "Listen to this."
Xander:
You would not believe your eyes,
If ten million fireflies,
Lit up the world as I fell asleep.
And then, Anya decided to help her boyfriend out by singing along with him.
Xander and Anya:
I like to make myself believe,
That planet Earth turned slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep.
Cause everything is never as it seems.
"Thanks for the help, Anya." Xander thanked.
"Not a problem." She said before wandering off.
"Ha! Beat that!" Xander said.
"Uhhhhh…Ok." Yakko said before he and his siblings sang once again.
Yakko:
If you're lost and alone,
Or you're sinking like a stone,
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Carry on.
Wakko:
May your past be the sound,
Of your feet upon the ground.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Carry on.
"And now, just for 'Family Guy' lovers…" Yakko said before he and his sibs began to sing again.
Yakko:
You have aids.
Wakko and Dot:
Yes, you have aids.
Yakko:
I'm sorry to tell you boy that you have aids.
Wakko and Dot:
You've got the aids.
Yakko:
You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in there.
Wakko and Dot:
Or maybe all that unprotective sex what you hear.
Yakko:
It isn't clear.
But what we're certain of is,
You have aids.
Wakko and Dot:
Yes, you have aids.
Yakko:
Not H.I.V.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
But full blown aids.
Wakko and Dot:
Be sure that you see that this is not H.I.V.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
But full blown aids.
Wakko and Dot:
Not H.I.V. But really,
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Full blown aids.
Wakko (In a very low voice):
I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
But it's aids.
You've got the aids.
Just then, Dawn stood with Wakko with a microphone in her hands and she began to sing.
Dawn:
Did you ever know that your my hero?
And everything that I would like to be?
I can fly higher than a eagle.
You are the wind beneath my wings.
Buffy:
It might have appeared to go unnoticed.
Giles:
But we've got it all here in our hearts.
Willow:
I want you to know I know the truth.
Tara:
We would be nothing without you.
Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Willow, Tara, Xander, Anya and Spike:
Did you ever know that your our heroes?
And everything that we would like to be?
We can fly higher than a eagle.
You are the wind beneath our wings.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Did we tell you that you too are our heroes?
You're everything that we wished we could be.
We can fly higher than a eagle.
You are the wind beneath our wings.
Wakko:
You are the wind beneath our wings.
"Ok, let's take it home!" Yakko said before they all sang on more time in this medley.
Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Willow, Tara, Xander, Anya and Spike:
We're Slayamaniacs.
We have pay or play contracts.
We're slaying to the max.
There's weapons in our slacks.
We're Slayamainy.
Totally slainy.
Yakko:
Batman vs. Baney.
Wakko:
Insane in the mbrainy.
Dot:
Here's the fanfic's namey.
Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Willow, Tara, Xander, Anya and Spike:
Slayamaniacs.
Those were the facts.
The next day, the Warners were about to leave. Buffy and Dawn were there to say their goodbyes one last time before they left.
"Are you still sure you want to go, guys?" Buffy asked the Warners.
"Yeah, we're sure." Yakko said.
"Will you ever come back and visit us again some day?" Dawn asked the Warners.
"Hey, if you're lucky, there maybe a sequel." Yakko said with a grin on his face.
Buffy then hugged them and said, "I'm really gonna miss you guys. Is there anything I can do for you before you leave?"
"Well…" Yakko said after Buffy letted go of him.
The scenery changes to inside a ice cream palor with a man in a uniform behind the counter.
He was putting money into the till when he noticed some kids at the counter.
"Yes, can I help you?" He asked them.
The kids turn out to be Yakko, Wakko and Dot. They asked Buffy if she could take them here so they can do what they came here to do.
"Yes, yes you can." Yakko said with a cheeky grin plaster on his and his siblings' faces.
Goodnight, everybody!
Ok, I guess that's it. And since the story went over really well, I will definitely be writing a sequel. I don't know how it will turn out but I'm sure it will turn out fine.
Songs that appeared in the medley:
1. Slayamaniacs Theme Song - Animaniacs (and me).
2. Sing - Sesame Street.
3. Ho Hey - The Lumineers.
4. Top of the World - The Carpenters.
5. Rude - MAGIC!
6. Let It Be - The Beatles.
7. The Angry Video Game Nerd Theme Song - Kyle Justin.
8. Maniac - Flashdance.
9. What Would Buffy Do? - Kristina Horner.
10. For Once in My Life - Stevie Wonder.
11. Livin' la Vida Loca - Ricky Martin.
12. Something Stupid - Frank Sinatra and Nancy Sinatra.
13. The Rainbow Connection - Kermit the Frog.
14. Daydream Believer - The Monkees.
15. Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO.
16. Fireflies - Owl City.
17. Carry On - Fun.
18. You Have Aids - Family Guy.
19. Wind Beneath My Wings - Roger Whittaker.
20. Slayamaniacs Theme Song (Reprise) - Animaniacs (and me).
By the way, I am hoping that you will comment if you liked my story and tell me if it's good or bad so please do.
Anyway, until the next tale I shall tell, goodnight, everybody!