So, I type some weird stuff at 2am. I think we've all established that. I need to go to bed. XD
So, how long's it been? Almost six months? Yeah, that sounds like me.
Okay, ship tease (I guess), sexuality tease and just teasing in general. No offence intended for anyone. Hope you enjoy!
(Oh, and for any Silent Nightmare readers: I should have the new chapter up by tomorrow or the next day at the latest- I'm working very hard on it!)
Allons-y!
Yachiru: Hey baldy!~ Where r u?
Ikkaku:
Ikkaku: I told u not 2 call me that.
Ikkaku: My head is SHAVEN. I'm not bald.
Yachiru: Say hi to Azzie 4 me!
Ikkaku: … Azzie?
Yachiru: Yep!~
Ikkaku: I haven't heard that nickname b4. Who's it 4, then?
Yachiru: Azzie! The lion!
Ikkaku: … Lion? WTF...
Ikkaku: Oh. U mean Aslan.
Yachiru: ^^
Ikkaku: How would I say hi 2 him? U no he's not real, right?
Yachiru: Hee hee! Silly baldy! Of course he's real! Ur with him right now!
Ikkaku: No, I'm with Iba and Captain Komomura right now. Komomura's a wolf, not a lion.
Yachiru: Eh? But I thought u were in Narnia...
Ikkaku: Y would u think that? It's not real.
Yachiru: Yeh it is! Yumi said so!
Ikkaku: Yumichika told u Narnia was real?
Yachiru: Well, no... not exactly. Kenny wanted u 4 something so I went looking 4 u, and when I heard Yumi chatting with Ran-Ran and Pineapple Head and he mentioned where u were. But I searched it and u weren't there, so I figured u must be with Azzie in Narnia!
Yachiru: Were u in a bad mood? Is that why u were hiding in the wardrobe?
Ikkaku: Wardrobe... wut? I'm not in a wardrobe? Y did u think that?
Yachiru: I told u, Yumi said so 2 Ran-Ran and Pineapple Head! He said 'Ikkaku hasn't come out of the closet yet.' And then they all laughed.
Yachiru: I've been searching loads of wardrobes around the Sereitei but I couldn't find u anywhere so I figured u must be making friends with Azzie in Narnia!~
Ikkaku:
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Ikkaku: … Yumichika said WHAT?
Yumichika: LOL.
Ikkaku:
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Ikkaku: Yumichika, I'm giving u 10 secs 2 run.
Kisuke: Hey, Ichigo!
Ichigo: What?
Kisuke: Aizen, Rukia & Grimmjow. Snog, marry, avoid?
Ichigo:
Ichigo: … U did NOT just ask me that.
Kisuke: U gotta do it!~
Ichigo: U creepy, pervy, son of a...
Ichigo: U no what? I am so done. I am 100% done with this shit.
Ichigo: I am ALWAYS the target here. U people always direct this crap at me.
Ichigo: I'm dared 2 do stupid stuff. I've been severely drugged. I have been forced into horrific situations. I have been stabbed more times than I've had hot dinners. I have had HOLES blown in my chest. There are videos of most of this stuff happening on YouTube.
Kisuke: Plus, the 1 of u streaking just hit 4 million views.
Kisuke: Granted, 276 of those views r from me.
Kisuke: That video was funny. XD
Ichigo:
Ichigo: Do u have any idea how perverted that is?
Ichigo: THIS is what I'm talking about. I am ALWAYS the victim.
Ichigo: I'm out.
Kisuke: So u won't answer the question? :(
Ichigo: FUDGE NO.
Ichigo: I'M DONE.
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Ichigo: … Well, obviously avoid Aizen. I've had way 2 much crap from him.
Ichigo: But I'm not answering anymore.
Kisuke: But u've started it now! U've got 2 finish it!
Ichigo: Says who?!
Kisuke: Me!~
Rangiku: Ooh, me!
Renji: U no the rules, Ichigo. XD
Rukia: Rules for what? What's going on? I don't understand what this game is.
Byakuya: Nor do I. How does this involve my sister, the sixth Espada and the traitor?
Ichigo: I swear it's just a stupid game. Blame Kisuke 4 whatever happens.
Kisuke: Awwwwkwwaaaarrrd~
Grimmjow: What's happening now?
Rangiku: Even more awwwwwkwwwwaaaarrrrd!~
Ichigo: }:( Is there no God?
Kisuke: Well, there's Kubo... but I don't think he likes u very much. He makes u get stabbed a lot.
Aizen: R we speaking of gods now? I would make an excellent substitute.
Ichigo: … Y does the universe hate me?
Renji: U were born ginger, Ichigo. It's a rough life.
Ichigo: Like u can talk, ur hair's red.
Kisuke: Well, Ichigo? If ur avoiding Aizen, that leaves snog and marry for Grimmjow and Rukia.
Grimmjow: WHAT.
Rukia: Huh?
Ichigo: (Y me?)
Ichigo: Whatever answer I give, I'm going to get mocked and probably killed by Byakuya 4 it.
Kisuke: Yeh, probably. XD
Ichigo: U r a sick, sick man.
Rangiku: Hurry up and get 2 the good stuff!~
Ichigo: OK, I guess I should get this over with...
Ichigo: I guess... kiss Rukia...
Rukia: You're going to do what to me now?!
Kisuke: 8O
Rangiku: o_O
Byakuya:
Kisuke: … MARRY GRIMMJOW?!
Every Single GrimmIchi Fan Reading This Right Now: *faints*
Grimmjow: WHAT THE ACTUAL LITERAL COMPLETE FUDGE?
Ichigo: HEAR ME OUT.
Rangiku: OH. MY. GOD.
Ichigo: I'd much rather kiss 1 of my friends than a total psychopath, and Rukia would understand! She actually thinks kissing is a form of greeting, so it wouldn't be awkward or anything!
Rukia: It IS a form of greeting! I read about it in a book! And in this other book I was reading, Fifty Shades Of Grey, I learnt that it's perfectly normal for people to-
Ichigo: I took the phone off her. It's probably best if she doesn't finish that sentence.
Ichigo: Plus, I can get a divorce with Grimmjow!
Rangiku: Yeh, but u'd actually marry him in the 1st place! XD
Grimmjow: LIKE FUDGING HELL HE WOULD. U PEOPLE R EVEN MORE INSANE THAN ME, AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.
Renji: But would u really marry a guy, Ichigo? I though u were straight.
Renji: U r straight, right?
Ichigo: C, this is why I didn't want to play any stupid games in the 1st place! THIS IS ALL HYPOTHETICAL, U IDIOTS. THERE'S NO WAY THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
Aizen: There is an element of truth 2 what u say, however. U really r avoiding me.
Ichigo: … What?
Aizen: I haven't spent a large amount of my 20,000 year sentence, and I know ur busy and everything, but not once have u come 2 visit me.
Ichigo: … What?
Aizen: It gets pretty lonely u no.
Aizen: In complete darkness and everything.
Aizen: Just saying.
Ichigo: … WHAT?
Aizen: All I get is the occasional text.
Aizen: It's been almost 2 years and not 1 phone call.
Ichigo: …?!
Aizen: All I can do is think. And I keep losing the game.
Aizen: Which u just lost, btw.
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Ichigo: DID...
Ichigo: DID U JUST...
Ichigo: DID U JUST TROLL ME?
Aizen:
Aizen: ;)
Ichigo: U...
Ichigo: I can't... I can't believe it...
Ichigo: As I said b4, I am done, I am so done.
Ichigo Kurosaki has left the chatroom.
Renji: Did he actually rage quit?
Rukia: I'm back! I found my phone next to Ichigo- he's outside his house, unconscious and covered in blood and sakura petals.
Kisuke: o_O
Renji: Captain, did u...?
Byakuya:
Byakuya: I am given to understand that the Kurosaki brat engaged in physical, facial contact with my sister.
Byakuya: I find this unacceptable.
Renji: Whoa... talk about an overreaction... XD
Rukia: Brother... it was all hypothetical!
Ikkaku: Hey Captain Kuchiki! U taking requests? Can u kill Yumichika 4 me please?
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Renji: So...
Yumichika: Worth it. ;)
Rangiku: Definitely. ^^
Okay, I reckon the characters should react to Bleach headcanons in one of the chapters. I think their reactions to the funny ones would be interesting. So send in headcanons if you like this idea or recommend a good tumblr blog that has good headcanons on it!
How about the characters reading FanFictions? I can only imagine... XD