All seemed normal in the Random hideout… Well, as normal as the Random Brigade can get, anyways. The Wii was on and they were playing Kirby's Return to Dreamland.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, DIE EVIL DOER!" Momo yelled as she got the finishing blow on Magolor with her spark ability.
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KITTY!" Laguz cried, hugging the TV. "DON'T DIE!"
"Don't worry Laggy," ML reassured, "He has a one-up mushroom!"
"Yaaaaaaaaay~"
Kyo looked at a clock. "Shouldn't we annoy someone now?"
"Yeah, probably." ML agreed, "But who?"
Laguz had flipped a coin with three sides to decide from the awesomest characters of her current obsession. "Silly LoY," Momo giggled, "There's no such thing as a 3 sided coin. There are only 4 sided coins, 3 sided dollar bills, and chocolate bunnies."
"But we broke logic again, so there are 3 sided coins." ML interrupted. Laguz ignored them all as her precious coin fell to the ground. The third side that is neither heads nor tails was up.
"Welp, LET'S GO ANNOY RUSSIA!" Laguz cheered happily as she skipped off. Everyone else groaned as they followed.
"Great, she fangirls over a country," Kyo said, "I guess she can get a fandom from anything, including geography class…"
"Yeah, she defiantly doesn't mean Russia from Hetalia or anything…"
"Of course not. Since when does Laggy watch any anime?"
"Exactly."
Well, three randoms that aren't Laguz were completely wrong. When they arrived at their destination, Laguz glomped a tall silverish haired guy with purple eyes wearing a big, warm looking scarf.
"Hai Russia~" Laguz said excitedly in a sing-song tone. Russia looked at the girls curiously.
"Who are you?"
America randomly popped in. "They're The Random Brigade! The coolest girls on the internet and, more importantly, some of my citizens, making them even epicer! They are complete celebrities on the internet, but not as cool as me cause I'm a hero, so-" ML punched America, and he flew back to his own home. Laguz started bouncing around the room.
"" Laguz was punched by a foot into a hole.
"Oh, I think I heard about you on the computer," Russia said.
"Heck yeah, we're famous." ML said, putting on sunglasses shaped like stars.
"'" Kyo threw some of my grimy food at Lagu-WAIT THAT WAS MY LUNCH, DANGIT. T-T
"So, I assume you'll be trying to be doing the annoying of me?" Russia asked.
"Eeeeyup," ML answered, "Laggy is into Hetalia now…"
"NUUUUUUUUUU, SHE CAN'T TAKE BIG BROTHER! BROTHER RUSSIA IS MINE!" yelled a voice from afar running up. Russia gulped when he saw the figure coming. The Random Brigade stood in a line as Laguz glared when she saw Belarus run over.
A WILD BE-
"SHUT UP NARATOR, WE HAVE POKEMON BATTLE STYLED FIGHTS TOO OFTEN!" Momo yelled as she threw MISSLEPANDASQUIRREL at me-OUCH! HOW DARE YOU.
Cough… anyways, since RPG fights are now prohibited, Momo smacked Belarus with China's frying pan (after all, frying pans are the best weapon. Tangled proved that) while ML kept throwing pastry boxes at her. Belarus got mad and charged them, but Kyo shrugged and threw an apple at the creeper country. Magolor appeared, picked up the apple, then disappeared while nomming his precious fruit. Belarus was actually already knocked out from the pastry boxes, so Laguz stuffed her in a potato sack, tied it closed tight, and skipped over to an ocean to throw her in. Russia stopped Laguz.
"May I have the honor?"
"Course, Russy~"
"….Russy?"
"Can't I give you a nickname?"
"I'd rather you not… Or I'll-"
"Yes sir." Laguz obeyed and handed the bag to Russia before the creepy purple aura stuff surrounded him. He's scary when he's mad because he's Russia.
The tallest of the countries tied a boulder to the bag before throwing his sister into the ocean. Wiping his hands together, he turned back to the girls.
"I think I like you guys…"
Laguz fainted.
Kyo poured coffee on Laguz. As soon as Laguz got back up, she faced Kyo.
"…I forgot you were Godot…"
Suddenly, Kyo was in a cosplay of said prosecutor.
"You're terrible at remembering."
"….sewwwwwwwwwwww, what now?"
"LET'S STEAL RUSSIA'S VODKA!" Momo shouted, running in a random direction.
"I'd rather you not touch my vodka," Russia said, a creepy purple aura surrounding his face, "Or else I might have to crush your happy little smiles into dust."
….Well, he is Russia… he probably has nuclear weapons somewhere, so getting him mad is a horrible idea, because he's Russia.
"…LET'S GO STEAL GERMANY'S VODKA INSTEAD!"
They all started marching off to get to Germany, but somehow a black hole appeared in the ground and TRB fell in it.
Back at The Random hideout, a wormhole appeared in the sky, and The Random Brigade fell out of it onto the front lawn.
"…..Sewwwwww, who wants to go eat the nyan cat?"
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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