Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!
"How are you feeling Naruto?" Yang asked first thing when she noticed that Naruto had woken up. Currently, they were waiting for the ceremoning where their teams would be named, which would be in 2 more days once the team placements were decided. That, and because a good number of people were actually pretty injured to the point that they needed time to recover before they could do even as much as standing under their own power.
Naruto had his entire chest bandaged up, and had some bandages around his forehead from where he had landed on his head from Pyrrha dropping him.
Turns out, the reason he was bleeding from the mouth was simply because he bit his tongue slightly. His ribs were only slightly cracked as far as the bones went, but his entire chest was bruised to hell. He also had a twisted ankle, and was suffering from exhaustion.
"Super excited to be a Beacon student?" Ruby asked with a large grin on her face as she looked at her brother. She wrapped her arms around him, and Naruto sucked his teeth at how she was just furthering his injiry.
"Super in pain because you are hugging me." Naruto told her, and she let go of him with an embarassed blush.
"Wheeeeee!" Nora's voice sounded out in another room, before it could be heard getting closer.
"Nora!" Ren's shout of annoyance was heard.
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"Can't a girl read around here?" Blake said in the bed next to his bed, a book in her hands. Turns out, she had a bit more of an injury... the the terms of having lost a fair amount of blood that she fainted before she could get herself treated. She had been carried in, and because the rooms were two people to a room she had been placed with Naruto as a roommate for the remainder of their stay in the hospital.
"You are lucky they let you keep that." Naruto said as he looked at the book that she was reading.
Ninjas of Love
He didn't want to know what was in that book, because knowing would only piss him off for some reason. As a ninja... ex-ninja from another world, he took offense to the cliche shit about ninjas this world seemed to have developed. Blake blushed when she noticed that he had seen what book she had been reading, while Yang looked at the book and blinked a few times.
"Ninjas of Love?" Yang asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I find the plot very fresh, and the romantic scenes very well thought out and-" Blake said, before she looked in her hands and saw that Ruby had taken her book and gave it to Naruto. He had heard that excuse many times before, and frankly, he wasn't buying what she was selling about it. Naruto opened the book, and Blake looked like she was about to panic when he coughed into his hand and started to look through the pages.
"Oh Haruto, your cock is so... OOOOH~! Oh, Oh, Oh... it is filling me completely.' Ninata moaned out loudly as her new love, the ninja who she had hired for a dire mission, had her bent over the table and was currenly plowing her from behind... Yes, this seems so 'very well thought out' but it seems to be missing something... plot. It looks like 300 pages of this Haruto going through life, banging each girl that either hires him... or having sex with... gross." Naruto said as he closed the book and looked pale. Yang took the book from him, before she flicked him in the nose.
"You are too young for this kind of stuff... and you... don't come within 3 feet of my brother with your hands." Yang said as she tossed the book back to Blake, who looked completely mortified.
"But... but he didn't even read the story, he just made that up!" Blake yelled in shock at how she was being dissed, when Naruto hadn't even read the book. None of that stuff had been inside of it! Yes, there were some rather graphic sex scenes, but the way he had faked reading the book and lied about what was in it was going to give her a reputation as a-
"Perv." Ruby said as she appeared on the other side of Naruto's bed, only the upper half of her face peeking out while she hid next to Naruto.
"But... I'm not a pervert! Tell them, no, read the book! You can see that that scene isn't in the book, Haruto and Ninata have a pure relationship. They don't make love until the very end of the book, not in the middle!" Blake shouted out to try and prove her point, before she realized what she had said and dropped her jaw when she noticed that Naruto had a smile on his face.
"6 feet away, all times." Yang deadpanned at Blake, who leaned over towards Yang and tried to hand her to book.
"It is a very beautiful scene, this book isn't perverted at all! The sex is romantic!" Blake tried to plead her case to Yang, and prove herself as a person that was NOT a complete pervert. She leaned as far as she could, before Yang turned her back on her and she looked shocked that she was being called a pervert.
'So easy to tease.' Yang thought to herself.
'Seriously, way to easy.' Naruto thought at the small amusement that he had gotten.
"Blake... we are all teasing you." Ruby told Blake, actually feeling bad when she saw that Blake was really distressed about them thinking she was a pervert. None of them honestly thought she was a pervert, though her defending herself so much only made teasing her that much easier.
They were a trio of siblings, and they could easily sync up for group teasing without talking about it.
"If it helps, I can tell you the story about 'Yang the Destroyer'. That always cheers me up." Naruto said, and Yang looked at him with surprise, before she covered his mouth with her hands.
"Don't listen to him, the bloodloss is making him delusional." Yang told Blake, while Ruby scratched the side of her head and looked at Yang.
"... OH!" Ruby exclaimed when she remembered what Naruto was talking about. She remembered it too, it was a funny day for her as well. Yang had just turned 16, the legal drinking age in Patch, and she had gotten herself really messed up. Yang had drunken so much that she had a list of things that she had messed up. It was an amusing story, though Ruby felt really sorry for the snowman that Yang had peed on... she had made that snowman with Naruto. They had actually seen Yang pee on it, before she drunkenly stumbled into their home... threw up on the wall... and then locked herself in the bathroom... only to break the bathroom door when she panicked at being locked in the bathroom.
She had forgotten that she had locked the door... and that there was a lock... and then she had proceeded to cry and tell bad jokes... at the same time.
Since then, Yang had made sure to learn the limit of her alcohol limits.
"Don't you tell the story either!" Yang told Ruby, who eeped and hid under the bed. Yang jumped over the bed, before she grabbed Ruby by the sides and rubbed her knuckles into the top of her head. "You tell the story, and I will tell a story about you." Yang threatened with a grin on her face.
"I want to hear this story." Blake commented with a dry smile on her face.
"Yang got-" Naruto started, before Yang stuck part of her hand in his mouth and stopped him from talking mid-sentence.
"I WILL use my big sister powers and tell embarassing stories about you." Yang warned him, and he narrowed his eyes at her for a second. She took her hand out of his mouth, and she placed her fingers in front of her eyes, and then pointed them at him.
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"Yang peed on a snowman." Naruto said, and Blake snorted in surprise, but didn't laugh that much.
"Naruto has Phasmophobia." Yang told Blake, and Naruto glared at her. Blake narrowered her eyes for a moment, and tried to remember what phasmophobia was... before she gave Naruto a strange look.
"You're afraid of ghosts?" Blake asked Naruto with a raised eyebrow, and he blushed and looked away from her.
"They freak me out, okay? Ghosts are stuff that you can't hit, but they can touch and curse you... how do you fight something like that!?" Naruto shouted in annoyance, while Ruby snorted and looked at her twin with enjoyment in her eyes.
"Wait, you are actually afraid of ghosts?" Blake asked, she had thought that Yang had just been messing with her. She didn't think that Naruto actually had a fear like that, she would have expected such a strong young man to have a more fitting fear.
"Yang the Destroyer will raise again, snowmen beware!" Ruby called out with a teasing tone directed at Yang, who put Ruby in a headlock with a grin on her face.
"I was drunk, what abou the time you accidently wore Naruto's clothes to school?" Yang asked with a teasing smile directed at Ruby, who was getting a strange look from Blake.
"In her defense, I wore her clothes too." Naruto said neutrally, like he wasn't admitting that he had crossdressed at least once before now. Blake looked at Naruto for a second, while Yang nudged him in the sides. Naruto gasped in pain, and Yang looked surprised and regretful that she had hurt him.
"Are you okay?" Yang asked, letting go of Ruby at that very moment while Ruby looked concerned as well.
"Yeah... sore spot." Naruto told her, and she rubbed his back with a sorry look on her face. Yang's attitude changed immedietely the second she believed that he was hurt... and Blake noticed this right away. The fact that Yang had such a switch, a mode in her that made her obessive over Naruto... it made Blake feel a little uncomfy.
"I can go get the nurse, and she can give you something for the pain. How about something to eat?" Yang offered him, and Ruby cupped her hands in front of her mouth and lowered her voice.
"Cookies." Ruby said in an imitation of Naruto's voice, which was actually a good impersonation of him.
"Sure, I'll go get you something sweet." Yang told him as she stood up and started to walk around the room. Naruto looked at Ruby for a moment and narrowed his eyes, before he gave her a pat on the head. Ruby acted like a puppy, and enjoyed the head patting even more by leaning into it.
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"You are all super close, aren't you?" Blake asked with some warmth in her tone. Naruto looked at the side of his bed, before he noticed that there were some flowers sitting in a vase. Naruto looked at the tag around the neck of the vase, and he saw it was from Pyrrha. Naruto grabbed the vase, before he placed it on his lap.
She had gotten him Red Roses... Rose... Naruto Rose... and he had red tips in his hair... and wore a bright red scarf.
Pyrrha had gotten him red roses... and the irony was not lost on him, since he WAS a red Rose in the literal sense.
"Oh cool I didn't even notice those, so pretty." Ruby gushed as she looked at the roses, and she counted them with a sweet smile on her face. Naruto counted them as well, and he stopped counting when he finished.
12 red roses... for some reason that seemed familiar to him.
Why did 12 Red Roses seem familiar to him, did that number of roses have a special meaning that he should be aware of?
12... Red... Roses.
Naruto scratched the top of his head in confusion, while Blake palmed her face. She hadn't expected Naruto to understand the meaning of that number of roses, it wasn't something most guys thought about.
Pyrrha had just confessed her love for Naruto, but instead of words she used the action of giving Naruto 12 red roses, a well known sign amongst girls that the person giving you the roses loved you.
Naruto and Ruby ROSE, the two RED wearing people that should by all means understand the meaning of a rose... were completely ignorant of the fact that a Red Rose was symbolic for love.
Two people filled with so much love... were ignorant to the fact that red roses meant love, and that 12 of them were a confession of love.
Blake snorted and got back to reading her book.
This would be amusing.
Chapter End!
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Question to Naruto from redlox2 Chapter 19 Review
"Biggest boobs... weird question... has to be either Yang or Pyrrha... can't be sure though." Naruto said with a shrug, it was hard to answer a question like that since he didn't really know much about picking out breat sizes other than by sight. Both Pyrrha and Yang looked about the same breat size to him.
