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"Come on Hinata live a little." Sai said as he pushed her cup towards her."

Hinata looked at it nervously at the cup in front of her, "I-I don't know about this Sai…"

"Trust me."

"But I've never done this before..."

"I know that is exactly why we are here, look I have one too. We'll do it at the same time just don't worry about it."

"Oh…..ok." They clicked glasses and drank it down and Hinata coughed a little bit."

Sai laughed, "You aren't supposed to drink it that first when you aren't used to it. Here try it again." Sai filled up Hinata's and his cups.

"Another one?"

"Yes let's just have fun."

"Fine…" Hinata picked up her cup and took another drink of her sake. A couple of hours later Hinata had a few more cups of sake she started to hiccup. "You're right Sai! I really need to just live more I need to take the bull by the horns and live life! I need to just tell people what I think instead of being so freaking shy."

Sai couldn't help but laugh, "First off I think you are really drunk and secondly you can't stop being shy it's your thing it's one of your cutest quirks."

"I am not 'hiccup' I'm not drunk."

"Yes you are that's why I should get you back to Konoha."

"Awwww why?"

Sai got up and helped Hinata off the bar stools in the restaurant they were sitting in, "Because we have too, I don't want you doing something stupid because I wanted you to have your first drink."

"You mean like get drunk on a mission?" Hinata giggled.

"Yeah just like that don't worry I'll take care of this Hinata."

Kabuto and Orochimaru

Kabuto was in a total state of shock, "I-I-I-I did what?!"

Gai kissed him on the cheek, "We are married isn't this great! Look at her she is so happy she is speechless I knew she would love this surprise."

"I-I-I-I…."

"Kiki my dear is your friend going to be ok?"

They both looked over to see Orochimaru who was rolling on the floor laughing so much he was starting to cry. Kabuto snapped out of it, "HEY STOP IT!" Orochimaru kept on laughing. "I SAID STOP IT!"

Orochimaru started to whip the tears away from his eyes as he got up, "I…can't it's so f-funny!"

"No it's not!"

"Yes it is! It's hilarious, I can't stop laughing I think I'm going to pee my pants!"

"CALM DOWN!"

"You…You…You baka didn't you ever learn never to sign something without reading it first! That is how you get screwed and you defiantly will seeing as it's your WEDDING NIGHT!" Orochimaru tried to keep his balance as he still was laughing.

"I'm not married."

Orochimaru grabbed the license from Lee, "Yes you are read it and weep you are married to a man! Not just a man but a man you runs around all day in a tight green JUMPSUIT!"

Gai smiled, "It's great right?"

"Oh it's stunning just outstanding! I should leave you two alone I'm sure you have a lot of marital things to take care of." Orochimaru winked at Gai. "Remember buddy to use protection you don't want to be starting that big family just yet."

Kabuto grabbed Orochimaru's arm, "You are not going anywhere!"

"Don't be so shy Mrs. Jumpsuit you will be just fine."

"Let me repeat myself you are not leaving me with Mr. Happy Pants to go and get Hinata all to yourself!"

Lee scratched his head, "You're looking for Hinata?"

Orochimaru jumped towards Lee, "You know where she is, TELL ME!"

"S-She is on a mission."

"WHAT?" Kabuto and Orochimaru yelled.

"Yes she left early this morning with Sai."

"Sai?" Orochimaru looked confused. "Why does that name sound so familiar?"

"He came with us a couple of years ago but that betrayed us."

"Oh yes the artistic guy why is he with Hinata and when is she coming back?"

Lee shrugged his shoulder, "I don't know!"

"YOU DON'T KNOW?"

Kabuto yelled, "Let's go find her!"

Gai pulled Kabuto closer to him, "No sweetie not now we must go celebrate our marriage you can find Hinata later."

"We are not married!"

"Then I want a divorce! Boy you go get the divorce papers."

Lee turned to Gai, "Should I?"

Gai laughed, "Don't be silly you love me stop trying to deny it. I bet you can't even give me one reason we should get a divorce. Listen I'll make you a deal if you can give me one good reason to get a divorce I'll seriously think about it."

Kabuto thought for a moment and then sighed he turned around to Gai. "Fine there is something that I should tell something about me…………..I'm really a man." Orochimaru's eyes widened as did Gai's as Orochimaru started laughing again.

Gai tried to play it off, "Very funny Kiki now give me the real reason."

"No I'm dead serious! I AM A MAN!" Gai's arms dropped releasing Kabuto.

"Y-You can't be a man!"

"I can and I am a man."

Orochimaru butted in still laughing, "Barely you are barely a man!"

Kabuto glared at him. "Shut up I was born a man."

Gai looked around, "Then why are you like….like a woman?"

Orochimaru butted in again, "Well it all started off when he was a little boy he would always try on his sisters clothes…"

"SHUT UP! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!"

"I'm not trying to help!"

"THAN STAY OUT OF THIS!"

Orochimaru stopped laughing, "Man you've changed ever since you got married!"

"Oh I'm so sorry for changing because you see in one day I became a girl lost all my powers, met a weird man you tricked me into marrying him all for a girl that once we get her back to the hideout you won't let me even look at!"

"Stop being so overdramatic you'll be able to look at her you just can't touch her."

Kabuto groaned, "Sometimes I wonder why I even hang around you!"

Gai tapped Kabuto on the shoulder, "Hello we are getting off the subject that being that you're telling me that you are a man! And here is another problem I'm not gay!"

Orochimaru scratched his head, "You are not I was pretty sure you were in the closet."

"I'M NOT!"

Kabuto sighed, "Listen I'm sorry for deceiving you but I never meant to even meet you. But I've got to go …..bye!" Kabuto grabbed Orochimaru and ran away as fast as he could.

"Gai-sensei what just happened?"

Gai was silent for a moment, "Don't you get it Lee obviously there were working to make me look like a fool in front of my eternal rival! But they will not get away with that are you with me Lee."

"OF COURSE GAI-SENSEI!"

"Great Lee because no one makes a fool out of the great Might Guy!" Gai and Lee took off after Kabuto and Orochimaru.

Outside of Konoha

Sasuke couldn't believe what was happening, "I-Itachi?"

"Yes little brother, are you upset because I won again and got your girl."

"Hinata is mine not yours!"

"Oh please like she will really pick you over me. I'm way better than you at everything, especially kissing at least that is what Hinata tells me."

Sasori rolled his head, "You never kissed Hinata!"

Itachi glared at him, "Shut up Pinocchio!"

"No you shut up you weasel!"

Kiba felt like another fight was about to happen and he tried to intervene, "HOLD UP! HOLD UP! The Akatsuki is here? The Akatsuki the group of guys that is supposed to have the most notorious missing ninjas is the world that they are trying to take over…..are here for Hinata! AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS SOMEHTING IS WRONG HERE?!"

"We came to rescue Hinata from all you annoying guys un!"

"Why were you running around looking like the four of them?"

"Because they were the four that she hung out the most with un."

"That's not fair, why didn't anyone one disguise themselves as me?"

Sasuke crossed his arms, "Because you have no chance with Hinata."

"Yes I do, I'm on her team I have more of a chance than anyone else!"

"No I have the most chance with Hinata believe it!"

"Shut up Naruto I do!"

"Foolish little brother, I have the most chance."

"She isn't going to fall in love with a weasel! I have the most chance with Hinata un!"

"Oh please Hinata is going to choose me a man and not you because you are a woman Deidra!"

"Yeah right you're not a man you are a fish. I'm the man for Hinata!"

"This is getting to troublesome and besides you aren't a man either you are mostly made of wood. Hinata and I are meant to be together!"

They all turned around to look at Kakashi who was now reading his book he peaked over, "Oh yeah I'm the one for Hinata blah...blah...blah!"

"Oh really, wow I wonder what Hinata would say if she was here."

They guys all turned around and gasped and their jaws dropped as they said "HINATA!"