An outtake, because it wouldn't leave me the hell alone last night. Happy reading!

In which Severus and Andromeda frolic.

"Give it over, you irritating hag." Severus reached, rather clumsily, for the bottle of very expensive muggle champagne. Upon finding his prize, he snatched it from Andromeda's fingers, and guzzled directly from the bottle.

Luckily, he managed to swallow before the wretched woman's fist ploughed into his gut. "Watch your tongue."

Severus harrumphed and took another swig of the bubbly. "You know, I have to give Muggles some credit. This is absolutely fantastic. Reminds me of Elves wine. Different composition, but similar feeling of elation."

"Good heavens, Severus, you've lured me out here with booze and now you're ruminating about the recipe? I meant for you to shag me, not bore me to death."

Well, she could have just said so from the beginning, and he'd have done away with the wooing.

Now he was started, and by the gods, he'd see it through. "I was attempting to seduce you. Now shut up and let me finish." Before she could muster a protest, tipped her head back and dribbled a few drops of the champagne into her opened mouth. "See?" His fingers trailed down the column of her throat, to tease the hollow between her collarbones. "I do so love the way it fizzes."

He took a mouthful of the effervescent liquid and began to trail sloppy kisses across her neck and bare shoulders.

"Ah," she sighed, giggling slightly. "It tickles!"

"Yes, I imagine it does." Another mouthful, this time just enough to share with her when he sealed his lips against hers. "Still bored, 'Dromeda?"

When she answered with a breathy sigh against his chest, he knew he'd been successful. "I didn't think so."

He was quite the talker, Andromeda discovered, when he continued to whisper dirty things against every inch of skin he revealed.

And that voice! Absolutely fucking sinful, she determined, when he breathed new words across her navel.

"I want to taste you with champagne."

She nearly left her skin when he poured a few drops into the perfect bowl of her belly button. "Gods, Severus, please!"

"Patience, sweet. I'm not finished." He licked away every bit of the liquid, slurping noisily. "Now here, I think."

He'd finally revealed the delicate flower between her thighs. When he tipped the bottle just so, a stream of champagne hit the pink tip of her pearl. She screamed, and it grew louder still when he wrapped his lips around the tiny bud and sucked.

"Oh fuck!"

He growled against her sopping center. "Impatient bitch."

Andromeda's fingers found purchase in his hair and she pulled, grinding herself against his face.

With one hand planted firmly on her belly, he held her still. With the other, he parted her folds to lick up more of her nectar. "Mm. Champagne and cream. Lovely combination."

After he'd has his fill, and given the writhing witch several orgasms, Severus covered her body with his.

"I'm going to fuck you slowly, Andromeda. Build you up," he slipped inside her, "and keep building." He grit his teeth to keep from fucking into her with reckless abandon, and stilled. "And building. Until you can't take anymore."

-I deserve some serious credit for this: doing it on my phone is NOT easy. FF should really make some improvements to mobile.