Electra stood there with mouth wide open. She was still a little confused about the whole Kindell/Wammy thing, and then finding out this tidbit about witches?
"Wait, let me get this straight, you and Alli are witches? Like the whole Harry Potter thing?" She asked Kindell.
"Yep." Kindell said, popping the p like it was the simplest thing in the world.
"And your a goddess too?" Kindell nodded as she finished up curing Lillian.
"Wow, we live in a messed up camp." Dawg stated. Kindell started to send mini chainsaws at her minion. "I didn't say it was a bad thing!" The chainsaws dropped.
"So what do we do now?" Lillian said. She had been quite ever since Kindell cured her.
"What do you mean?" Electra asked her buddy. "We go back to camp as usual." But Kindell was shaking her head. "What? Did I miss something important?"
"I'm joining Caan." Lillian whispered.
"WHAT?" Electra screamed. Sparks started to light in her hair. Nico tried to calm her down, but he only got shocked. "THERE'S NO WAY THAT YOU'RE LEAVING US!"
"The deal's already made, Shocks." Kindell said.
"WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN! DID I EVER SAY YOU WERE ALLOWED TO LEAVE, LILLIAN?"
"You went to go make out with you're little Hades toy; no one was there to talk me out of it! Besides, Caan won't hurt me, and all of you will be safer if I go. It's better off this way." Lillian chided back. Her eyes were full of tears. It was silent for a few minutes. Everyone just stood there, wondering what was going to happen next. They were all afraid to move, no one wanted to be zapped by Electra.
"Fine, Lillian, do what you want. But tell me this. What's the real reason you're leaving us?"
Electra made a dramatic exit, Nico tried to follow her but Kindell's chainsaw stopped him before the door. "Leave her be." Kindell said. "This is going to be hard on her." But Nico had never really followed any rules, so he shadow traveled himself out of the room.
"Stupid love." Kindell muttered to herself,but she couldn't help thinking of Debashish. He was a human teenager she had met on her journey from L.A. to Camp. I mean it's kinda hard crossing from one side of the country to another when you're a 16-year-old, even if you're pretty much a goddess. Debashish... Why was that name so painful?
Well maybe it has to do with how they met. Kindell was minding her own business and trying to get directions from a cranky old sikh man at a gas station. Well she was Wammy at the time, she had no idea she could speak in hindi. There walked out Debashish.
"Oi singh ji, enni sundar ladki ko kyuh tung kar rahe ho? Ennu khali rusta pata carna he.(Mr. Singh, stop annoying the pretty girl, she just wants directions.)" Debashish told the cranky old sikh man. Wammy found herself filled with awe. He was so cool! She couldn't take her eyes off of his spiked dark hair and his black leather jacket. She found herself flushing a pale purple. Subconsciously, pixie dust rose into the air but she didn't bother sending it away. It's not like they could see through the mist. She thought wrong.
"A demigod?" Debashish exclaimed, grabbing her arm. She instantly called on a chainsaw, sending it roaring in his direction. He let her go, backing away. "I-I'm sorry. I just have a demigod friend, Nico Di Angelo. You may know him."
"Yes he's my brother. And you can see through the mist?" Wammy tilted her head to a side, a cockroach crawling all over her hand.
"You're a daughter of Hades?" Debashish asked, wide-eyed.
"Yes and I asked you a question."
"Yeah I can see through the mist... You wanna make out?"
"Sure!"
And that's how Wammy's little spec of romance went. As Wammy, well she was a misanthropic little girl who couldn't care less about the experience when recalling it, but as Kindell, seeing everyone all coupled up made her feel slightly lonely.
Back to Present time
"Kindell, you never mentioned how you regained your memories." Nico stated, folding his arms.
"Why don't we wait until we're all sane until I bring that up?" Kindell muttered, storming out.
"What's with her?" Autumn asked.
"Why ask me?" Dawg threw his hands in the air. Nico saw that as the perfect opportunity to lift Electra in his arms and depart Poseidon Cabin, leaving Autumn and Dawg all alone.
Dawg and Autumn just stood there like a bunch of idiots, wondering why they were going out in the first place.
"It's because you make a firetrukking rad couple. Alright?" a girl in a cowboy hat and sunglasses stood by the door, smoking a cigarette.
"CARLY-WA!" Kindell screamed, jumping back into Poseidon cabin. She threw her arms around Carly from behind, getting attacked by Chainy. To everyone's suprise, the chainsaw went right in. Kindell dropped to the ground bleeding and was motionless.
"OH MY GOD! SENSEI YOU'RE DEAD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! KINDELL-SENSEI! WAKE UP SENSEI! I AM YOUR FAITHFUL MINION, I DON'T DESERVE THIS! SENSEI DON'T LEAVE ME! SENSEEEIIII!" Dawg screamed, dropping to his knees overcome by emotion.
"Chainy's another indestructible chainsaw just like Borlath but much cooler. Carly's the true queen of chainsaws you know. I'm the goddess, she's the queen. She's always been queen of chainsaws. I just got the goddess status by coincidence." Kindell sat up, her wound completely healed as though nothing had happened. "See Chainy can even kill people that have bathed in the river Styx, because he himself has. Just like Borlath." She called Borlath forth. "Borlath isn't really my weapon of choice. I don't even use him unless I'm in dire need. Even then, he's mostly for defense. Carly however, is the master of the art of chainsaw fighting."
"Yeah Yeah. Now shut up and get me some food." Carly groaned, setting herself on Alli's bed, feet up. Kindell leaned down and kissed Carly on the cheek.
"Gladly sweetheart." She turned to Dawg. "Go get her some food."
"Yes sensei."
"Make it tacos." Carly called.
"Yes sensei."
Autumn uncomfortably shifted from foot to foot as she saw Dawg disappear. She was now alone in a room with lesbians. Lovely.
"I'm not a firetrukking lesbian." Carly tossed her hat at Autumn and it hit her full in the stomach. "I just play along with Kindell... because she doesn't firetrukking quit. And you get sick of yelling at her after a while." Kindell stroked the side of Carly's face with one hand, locking her other arm around Carly's waist.
"Wont you sleep with me tonight?"
"No I'm going to sleep in Apollo cabin. Like I'm supposed to."
Suddenly and Apollo cabiner ran inside. "CARLY! You're actually here! Oh my gods! I'm so sorry you had to come at a time like this. We have a crazy witch for heeling... and see.. she filled the room with rubber ducks during a giggle fit. I don't think it's fit for you to stay there for now. Please find an alternative."
Kindell laid her head on Carly's back. "Guess you're sleeping with sensei."
"Guess I'm sleeping with sensei."
Just then Nico and Electra walked in, hand in hand. "What the-
"Fuckk?" Nico finished. Electra threw her arms around Nico's waist and burried her head into his chest.
"I am not looking at a bunch of lesbians." She said, voice muffled by the fabric of Nico's shirt.
"Do I have to say it again? I am not a lesbian! I just play along because Kindell won't fuckkin leave me alone." Carly wiped the kiss off her cheek. "Ew."
"I see..." Nico said. "Guess we're gonna have to find somewhere else to be alone. How bout my cabin? Nobody except me stays there." Electra nodded into Nico's chest and she locked her hand in Nico's all over again. They walked away.
"Where's my man? Honestly. You shouldn't be treating him like he's your godsdamned servant..." Autumn turned around and walked out the door. She bumped into Dawg and got taco all over her shirt.
"Godsdamn it..."She mumbled. "I'll go get the tacos. It'll be faster with a daughter of Hades." and she dissapeared. A minute later reappearing with a plate full of tacos next to Carly.
"Your tacos Carly. And If you excuse me. I have to change my godsdamned shirt." And Autumn dissapeared again. And then reappeared with a cute black tank top and really short shorts. Dawg stared.
"What? I figured I might as well change my pants as well. My jeans were killing me. Stupid heat..." And she walked out the door and to her cabin.
Why is my life so fuckking stupid. She thought. She opened the door to her cabin and walked into her room flopping down on the bed. She tucked her legs into her chest and rested her hed on her knees.
I need a better boyfriend...one that doesn't go around doing things for a lesbian...Maybe an Apollo boy or something. Ooohhh! How bout a Demeter boy? Nah...life and death just don't mix. Then she slipped under the covers and fell asleep.
Meanwhile in Athena Cabin
"I wonder where everyone is.." Kindell craned her neck. "They probably decided to leave us alone together. How thoughtful of them." She smiled, nibbling on a chicken taco.
Carly rolled her eyes and set Chainy under the bed. "Kindell, why haven't you told them the truth yet?"
"Carls, I told you to not get on my case about that." Kindell glared at her, her entire demeanor transforming with the blink of an eye. And switching back just as fast. "Oh my, your eyes. You stare at me with such intensity it burns my heart. I can't take it anymore Carly-wa, you're too beautiful, maybe even almost as beautiful as me."
"Cut the crap little girl because I have Chainy right here... and firetruck you're immortal."
"Yep. And that's no way to speak to a goddess."
"Fuck you."
"I'd like that."
"NO! Kindell seriously, cut it out." Carly pulled Chainy's string making it blare into being.
"Oh dookie that's still firetrukking scary." Kindell crossed her eyebrows, still far from serious.
"Yeah No. I'm serious, no one is watching us, you can cut the act."
Kindell sighed. "I get a little carried away okay? It's fun."
"You need to tell the truth or else Olympus will be firetrukking destroyed before you can say oops." Carly stressed, setting down her plate of tacos.
"There's no help for Olympus, the gods are alright but now it's all up to camp. I kinda forgot to mention..."
"FORGOT TO MENTION?" Carly stopped mid-way as she was rummaging through Kindell's drawer for sleep attire.
"Well see when camp broke into battle, Alli-chan got a visit from Poseidon."
"Elaborate."
"I can't." Kindell reached in and handed Carly some black-flame pajamas. "Okay here's the deal. I'll tell everyone the truth once Alli heals and well.. we should get Lillian back from her dimension with Caan soon too. I have an idea for that... but anyways, once that's over, we're all going to get together and have a little chat okay?"
"Okay. Deal." Carly said in her undies, reaching for the pajamas. Before she could though, Kindell had her in a bear hug. Slowly she met her lips and right then the door flew open and there stood a guy with deep black hair and blue eyes.
"Oh um..wow." He hit himself on the head."I mean gods I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to intrude. I-I suppose this isn't Hermes cabin... I- I'm just going to go."
"You don't have to.. you can join." Kindell called but it was too late, he was already running for his life. As the door slammed shut, she dropped to the ground laughing.
"That wasn't funny, he was kinda hot." Carly whined, staring longingly at the closed door.
"I know. That's what made it even better."
"So you did it to torture me?"
"Yep.
"Evil little girl."
"Yeah. Time for you to go to sleep." And Kindell pulled off the light switch, leaving Carly inside and stepping out of the cabin. We've got a long night in front of us mom... she whispered up to the sky. Calling on her pixie dust, she expanded into the depth of her fairy power until she was levitating in thin air. Her outfit completely different, her hair suddenly longer and a bright shade of pink tied up into buns. Black wings grew out of her back, pixie dust her new aura. In this mode, she was quite literally a pixie. Time to bring back Lillian
The next morning
Autumn woke to Lillian standing right in front of her, holding up her bow and arrow like nothing had happened.
"Okay so now I'm hallucinating."
"Nope. I'm back."
"And how may I ask."
"I don't know half of it. I guess we'll find out when everyone's back- and sane."
"This could take a while..."