Sorry doodz that it took me so long to write this. I am actually disappointed in myself. I actually took stuff out of the chap so I can finish faster. The reason I got behind is because how much snow I have been getting and because of snow sometimes the electricity would go out. I have also been going on trip after trip. School has also made me do essay after essay, plus school wants to start talking about how education can change your life like college and stuff. I am so sorry. I hopefully will write more and more consentient.
Oh and did I forget to mention, I MEET JOEY GRACEFFA, January 13, 2014.
Yep doodz on Joey's Stroytellers Tour, I was at the Chicago stop. I even took 2 of my friends. I have 2 vlogs of meeting Joey to prove that I did. (Channel is Iron Assassin please check out) I am also in the background in Joey's Chicago vlog. I know that some of you doodz do not watch him, but man I meet a famous YouTuber. Not just any YouTuber, Joey was the first YouTuber I ever watch, so he started it all for me. I would not be here without him, and to meet him in person…. INnER FANGIRL! Anyway let me stop fangirling so you can enjoy this chap.
"Hey doodz it's Iron Assassin here with another episode of just dance with team crafted. This time it is duet, which means we get to play with partners. You doodz ready for this," I said.
"Wait how do we pick the songs and the partner?" asked Husky.
"Oh, I have that figured out already. All you have to do is pick from this new hat and it says who your next teammate will be and song," said SSundee.
"Sounds awesome I guess I'll go first," said Jason. He grabbed the hat and picked out a paper.
"The paper says dance Gangnam Style with the person that starts with the same letter of your first name," said Jason.
"While I guess that's is Jerome," said Mitch.
"Hey, Jerome, you should be the girl in this song," I said.
"I guess that will be fine with me," said Jerome. This is going to be good. Jerome and Jason started up the song. I try to really hard not to laugh because if you don't know in this game you have to do the part in the video, the elevator scene. What Jerome doesn't know is that he has to get under Jason. They keep dancing and actually are pretty good. Here comes my favorite part, though. The part comes up on screen and of course Jerome and Jason have to do the whole dance. Their faces were incomplete embarrassment. We all started laughing as soon as Jerome had to get under Jason. Sadly that dance moves didn't last long but oh man I was so happy we had this on video. Our whole group kept laughing until the whole dance was done. At the end of the dance they got four stars.
"You tricked me," Jerome said.
"I know. Why do you think I wanted you to be the girl. Come on now don't you know me by now," I said in a preppy girl voice and flipping my hair.
"Well we still kind of just met."
"Well this is pretty much me. So... LOL. Anyway who wants to go next?" I asked.
"I think I will go next," Sky said. He grabbed a hat and, of course, as always pulled out a paper. "Dance with one of your ships that been made by the fans to the dance Can't Take my Eyes off You. Well… I guess... SKYLOX."
"Really, you couldn't have chosen SkyKipz," Deadlox said.
"What can I say I just can't take my eyes off you," Sky said.
"I'm just going to pretend like you didn't say that," Deadlox said.
"So… who's going to be the girl," I said.
"I call being the guy," Deadlox said as soon as I finish the sentence.
"Well doesn't even matter because I am going to beat you anyway," Sky said.
"Fine bring it." They started dancing.
"Sky, I dare you to stare at Ty the whole song," I said.
"Wait can I at least look at the TV?" Sky asked.
"Nope stare at Ty the whole song."
"Deal." Sky, because he is Sky, doesn't look at people normal. Imagine the creepiest face ever times hundred. That is Sky's face right now. To add to this Ty's face is super red. This dance is absolutely ridiculous. They have danced about half of the song. Ty is having a pretty good score and well…. Sky not much of a score.
"I ship Skylox so hard right now," I said.
"I have always ship Skylox," Nicole said. This was completely true. The only bigger ship is Pewdiecry. They finished the dance and we all started laughing about Skylox. The next song was The Final Countdown.
"Dance with another guy," Husky read from the paper. "Well… I will choose…. Ssundee."
"Wait why not me, Fish," Mitch, hopefully, fake cried.
"I am not a fish. I am an AMPHIBIN," Husky said.
"I am sorry I mad you mad, fish."
"I am just going to dance. Let's do this Ssundee." They started dancing, Mitch chanting fish the whole time. As soon as they finished Husky walked out of the room.
"Um…. ok," Nicole said.
"Mitch, you made the fish mad," I said. Mitch looked at me with a worried face.
"Hey, you just called him fish, too," Mitch said.
"Yeah I know but Quentin doesn't really know me, so ha." Then Quentin walked back in.
"Quentin why did you leave the room?" Mitch asked.
"To go get a drink of water what else."
"LOL Mitch thought you hate him," I said.
"Why would I hate the Bajan," Quentin said putting his arm around Mitch.
"So who's next," I said.
"Nicole, why don't you go," Mitch said.
"I guess," I said grabbing the hat and pulling the paper out. "Dance to the song I've had the Time of my Life with the person who has known you the least. Well, Mitch, it's your lucky day. Everyone else has dance besides you, Nicole, and me. You get to dance with me because I've known Nicole longer than you."
"It's my lucky day."
"You know what, this is bad."
"Why?"
"I remember this exact song from a Smosh Games when Ian and Lasercorn really got shipped... IANCORN."
"Oh I remember that," Nicole said.
"Lasercorn, Ian, do you guys remember the Smosh games dance Time of my Life," I said turning around to face Smosh Games.
"Yep of course I remember that. I think Ian does, too... that horrible horrible moment," Lasercorn said.
"I love that moment because Iancorn," Ian said sarcastically. He then wrapped his arms around Lasercorn.
"I am going to pretend that didn't happen," I said turning around back. "As you can see that will happen ships and fangirls being mad."
"You sound like you're an expert on this," Sky said
"Hey I was a fan before I met you guys," I said motioning to everyone. I then go straight to the camera and look at it in the lens. "I know this is going to happen so i am going to tell you doodz anyway, no ships."
"Start dancing ready," Nicole said.
"Yeah yeah." Mitch and I started dancing. (Let me just say if you're not the dance moves for this song. OMFG.) I thought Mitch twerking was awkward... NOPE. This is just awkward. Guess what everyone is laughing even Mitch and me.
"I've had the time of my life," Mitch started singing.
"Mitch, no one wants to hear your voice," Jerome said. More laughing.
"Whatever."
"Also, Mitch, I also remember the last dance move. Don't you dare lift me up. I swear on ducks," I said. I almost stopped dancing because laughing and embarrassment. Plus I am blushed like crazy but no one can tell because I have very rosy cheeks.
"Did you really just say you swear on ducks," Husky said.
"Yes. Don't judge my English language. You speak it to."
"No I think we speak different languages because I would not say I swear to ducks."
"Well maybe you're not a Bro because Pewdiepie language because ducks." The room got awkwardly quiet.
"DUCKS," Sky screamed. We all laughed but i was about to stop dancing. I need to come down.
"Everyone stop making jokes so I can dance please and thank you."
"You just want everybody to stop making jokes so you can dance perfectly because you're dancing with Mitch. You love him." I then grabbed the remote and paused the song. Serious mode activated.
"Shut up," I said and started the song back up.
"Wow Lol."
"I know right," I said pretending to flip my hair. We continued dancing, with everyone laughing. The song is almost over but the last dance move is horrible. You don't even have to do it, though.
"Nicole, you ready for the dance move you are going to hate," Mitch said.
"No I told you I swear to ducks." The move happens. Mitch excitably lifts me up then almost dropped me from laughing. He put me down and ether there was awws or laughing. I lightly hit Mitch in the arm and he put a fake hurt face.
"I told you I swear on ducks."
"Well there are no ducks here."
"Whatever so everyone has gone besides Nicole. Why not we do the vs now."
"Sure. I have the hat setup anyway," Ssundee said.
"Nicole why not you go first," Deadlox said.
"Sure why not," Nicole said.
"Why not vs the jag master," Mitch said.
"Fine with me." They started the song Moves Like Jagger (Jerome) vs Never Gonna Give You Up (Nicole). Moves Like Jagger was the beginning song. Jerome won the first round.
"It does not look like I am losing," Jerome said.
"Well you never know," Nicole said back. The next round Jerome one again. Jerome gave Nicole that 'are you sure you are going to win' look.
"Shut up Jerome,' Nicole said not taking her I off the screen.
"I didn't say anything."
"You eye look said something, Jerome," I said.
"What. Is that even a thing?" Jerome asked.
"Yes because you just did it."
"That makes complete sense."
"Well I always do."
"Ohhhh yep always do," Nicole said laughing sarcastically.
"Well, all of Team Crafted didn't know that."
"Sure we didn't," Sky said
"What is that supposed to mean," I said pretending to cry.
"Don't worry I am just joking."
"Or is he," Jerome said.
"I don't know," I said.
"Because you swear to ducks," Mitch said. I then just face palmed.
"I am never going to live that down am I?"
"Not even when you die," Husky said.
"Sorry I'm not sorry, R.I.P.M. Rest In Power Moves," Mitch said.
"Ba-dum-tsss," I said and the 3 round finished. Nicole won and looked at Jerome with the face he made.
"Now I know what you were talking about the look," Jerome said.
"Yep," I said. Once the 4 round finished Nicole and Jerome were tied.
"Guess you guys are tied now," I said.
"Yep, power moves only," Nicole said.
"I never thought I would hear you say that."
"I say it all the time."
"No I am the one that says Power Moves Only and you just look at me like da faq."
"What are you talking about?"
"Awwww I think meeting Team Crafted had change you." I could sense that Nicole gave me the da faq face. "Don't judge what my brain thinks."
"Oh I am." Then the last move happen. No one know that Nicole had to jump in Jerome's back. She did and after a few seconds Jerome fell and dropped Nicole Finn laughing.
"Well that was unexpected," Deadlox said.
"Site was," I said.
"Wait who won?" Mitch asked.
"I did," Nicole said getting off the ground.
"Ok then what vs is next?" I asked.
"Why not Husky vs myself," Sky said.
"All right Beauty and a Beat vs Call Me Maybe," Husky said. The first round was Call Me Maybe.
"It's ironic that you are dancing to the JB with what he has been doing recently," Nicole said.
"The whole jail thing, petition, and turning himself in to Toronto police," Jason said.
"All I got to say is that he did all that with making a music video, I wish I had that much time on my hands. I would use that time for absolutely nothing. What I do anyway so I guess it would make no difference," I said.
"Actually you do have a point there. I would love all that time," Mitch said. The first round ended and Sky won.
"Well Carly Rae Jepsen is wining," I said.
"Of course," Sky said. Sky also won the second round.
"Well," Husky said.
"Well," Sky said. Husky won the third round. The fourth round began and ended with Husky wining, again. Then my favorite part in the song came up.
"I gotta keep an eye out for Selener," I said. Then both Nicole and Mitch gave me the da faq face. "What I like saying that part, don't judge."
"We are not judging at all," Nicole said.
"Oh sure you are not." Then the round ended with Husky having to kiss Sky's hand and Husky wining that round as well.
"OOOOOOHHHHH SkyKipz," I said.
"Always," Sky said. Round five began. The round actually started with Husky having to put his right hand on Sky's left hip and grab Sky's left hand.
"This is amazing dancing," Jason said.
"You are correct," Deadlox said. After a few seconds they got to get out of that dance move. One more hand grab then back to dancing. Last move, though, Husky had to spin Sky around and then having to dip Sky down. Husky, after a few seconds, lifted up Sky and they both started laughing.
"Ohhhhh Vengelfe gonna be jell-jell," I said.
"Lol," Nicole said.
"She defiantly will," Sky said putting his arm around Husky. Husky picked it up and drop it.
"Ok," Husky said walking away.
"I think that is all the internet can handle for now. Shall we end the video?" Ssundee asked.
"Yep. Ok doodz that is it for dancing with Team Crafted don't forget hit that subscribe button with your repulsor blast and hit that like with you bat-rang and I will see you doodz later, bye," I said. Everyone than did their outro and I hit the stop button.
"Whoever touches their check last has to edit," Nicole said. Everyone touch their check besides me.
"Nooooo. Ok you guys all know I suck at editing," I said.
"Well this will make you skills better," Mitch said patting me on the back. Everyone, besides Nicole and me, left for next class.
"Haha you have to edit. Anyways let's go to class," Nicole said. We both walked out.
We walking into the Info class and of course boring learning stuff.