Aw, Claire is sad. She was just told that she sucks at writing fan fiction. Can you see the fake tears running down my cheeks? Oh weeeeell! I guess I'll just have to keep writing suckish fan fiction!

Me: Iggy can you give me the disclaimer of my suckish fan fiction story?

Iggy: Aw, you suck?

Me: APPERANTLY! You don't mind though…right? Because you suck too…according to the prophecy.

Iggy: Thank you! My suckish friend here does not own Maximum Ride.

Me: YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT LOVES ME! *sobs* STORYYY TIME!

Flock Madness

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Me and Max, and eventually the rest of the flock!

Me: HELLOOOO! I felt lonely, so I decided to put me in this chapter!

Max: Your pathetic…

Me: I created you….

Max: Well, I destroyed you…

Me: OH NO YOU DIDN'T! *snaps fingers in a girlish fashion*

Max: Ew, girl snapping! *runs around in circles*

Me: OMG! My shoes are so comfy…it feels like I'm walking on…JESUS!

Max: Oh great! She's talking about shoes now!

Me: *stomps feet on ground* JESUSSSSS!!!

Max: *whispers to Flock* she just stomped on Jesus.

Me: I'M WALKIN ON JESUS! WHOAAA OHHHHH! *I sing*

Me: WE ARE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!

Fang: No.

Me: Pleaseeeeee!

Fang: No.

Me: MAXXXX! Fang wont let us go on an adventure.

Max: Where did you wanna go?

Me: Uh, the place where they invented cheese!

Angel: Wisconsin?

Me: NO! That person from Sonny With A Chance came from there!

Nudge: I LIKE DISNEYYY!

Me: I'm sure if Walt Disney watched it now he would cry…

Max: Yeah! That one dude from Hannah Montana is, like, 30 years-old!

Fang: He probably molests children…

Me: You would know wouldn't you?

Max: My Fangy-poo molests children?!?!

Angel: *Screams and runs away in terror*

Fang: Ugh NO. I don't enjoy children that way!

Me: Or do you? Do you Fang?

Max: O_o

Fang: I LOVE YOU MAXXX!

Me: I feel like a third wheel, come on Angel. Let us go.

Angel: Fine with me!

Max&Fang: I RUN TO YOU BABY! *They sing*

[Song: I Run To You by Lady Antebellum]

Nudge&Me: DON'T TRUST A HOE, NEVER TRUST HOW! *we sing*

Iggy: CUZZ A HOE WONT TRUST MEEEE! *singing*

Nudge&Me: O.o HOLY CRAPP!

Me: And why wont this said hoe trust you?

Iggy: Uh, because I'm me?

Me: YOU'RE A HOOKER WITH AIDS!!

Nudge: I KNEW IT!

Iggy: What?! NOOOO! I've only been to a strip bar once!

Me: Only once?

Nudge: He probably lived there. *she whispers to me*

Iggy: I can hear you…

Me: You what would really be creepy? A hooker grandma on the streets of New York!

Nudge: Why would a grandma feel the need to be a hooker?

Me: Because people get lonely…and they want a little too much fun in their lives.

Iggy: My grandma was probably like that…

Nudge&Me: O_o

[Song: Don't trust a hoe by 30H!3]

Me: Gazzy! For the last time! Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are two different people!

Gazzy: Ew, you serious?

Me: YES!

Gazzy: But why isn't Miley famous but Hannah is?

Me: She's only famous when she puts on the wig!

Gazzy: So this Miley person is a loser to society…?

Me: Yes, yes she is. She needs to fall off The Climb…

Gazzy: IT'S THE CLIIIIIIIMMMMMMMBBBBB! *sings*

Me: *tear* You sounded exactly like Hannah/Miley! I'M SOOO PROUD! *huggles*

Gazzy: YAY! I have a job of being a Hannah/Miley impersonator!

Me: YAY! You have a purpose in life!

[Song: The Climb by Miley Cyrus…grrrr]

Me: DOE A DEER I WANT SOME BEER!

Max: Isn't it a female deer?

Angel: Sound of Music?

Max: Apparently…

Me: RAY, THE GUY WHO SERVED MY BEER!

Angel: Beer? Isn't that illegal for people of ages 20 and younger?

Me: Well, I'm 100.5! WHAT NOWWW!

Max: So you'll die at any second….?

Me: No! ME, YES ME! I WANT SOME BEER!

Angel: Beer will kill you brain….

Max: I think her brain is already dead…

Me: FARRRRR, A LOOONG WAY TO THE JOHNNNNNN! (john being toilet)

Iggy: I like this song!

Max: YOU WOULD, WOULDN'T YOU?

Angel: She's gonna get you!

Me: SO, I WANT ANOTHER BEER!

Max: How long do you think this could go on for? *whispers to Angel*

Me: LONG, LONGER LOOONGER BEER!

Angel: I'm thinking of knocking her out.

Max: I'll get the bat. *runs to get medieval bat*

Me: TEA, NO THANKS I WANT SOME BEER!

Max: *tries to hit Claire with bat*

Me: BA HAHAHA! *flies away on Unicorn*

Angel: I knew she had a unicorn…

Max: O_o

I was really bored….and I wanted to do something like this! Review pleaseeeee!