Recap:

-"I like rainbows!" He yelled in happiness. Naruto, Gaara, Neji, and Shikamaru raised their cans too and they started giggling like little girls.

-"Oh no." Ino said.

-"They can't be." Hinata said.

-"Oh boy." Matsuri said.

-"This is bad." Tenten said.

-"Ditto." Sakura.

-"The boys are drunk! " They yelled in unison.

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-"What are we going to do? We can't just leave them here!" Hinata yelled. Sakura looked around.

-"Well first, we're going to have to get rid everybody else. Who knows what fan girls can do to them since they're drunk?" Ino and Tenten nodded. The told all the guests to leave. It was hard but Tenten took out her weapons just in case which made the guest want to leave more.

-"So what do we do now?" Matsuri asked.

-"I don't know. I've never encountered a drunken boy before." Ino said. They didn't know exactly what to do. Just then the front door opened. Tsunade and Jaraiya walked in.

-"What in the world happened in here?" Jaraiya asked looked at the messed up house.

-"We had a party. Didn't Naruto-kun tell you?" Hinata asked. Tsunade nodded.

-"Ah yes. I remember. But what the hell happened to them?" She asked pointing the drunks.

-"They're drunk." Sakura answered. Tsunade twitched.

-"How did they get drunk?" She asked.

-"They had a drinking contest." Tenten said glaring at the boys who were looking at the ceiling like it was alive.

-"Tsunade-sama, what should we do?" Matsuri asked. Tsunade started thinking and then turned to Jaraiya.

-"Jaraiya honey, what do you do when I'm drunk?" Jaraiya looked away.

-"I…um…do my…research." Tsunade turned red.

-"You what?! You perverted bastard! You are so disgusting!" Tsunade yelled. Jaraiya gulped and ran upstairs. Tsunade followed him cursing along the way.

-"I don't know how they're married." Matsuri said sweat dropping. The girls nodded in response.

-"Let's just take care of them each separately. That way it's much easier." Sakura suggested. They agreed. Tenten picked Neji up and dragged him to the couch. But he took her hands away from him and started dancing. Tenten sweat dropped.

-"Neji? What are you doing?" She asked while he did pirouettes. He then leaped into the air.

-"Look at me Tenten! I'm a ballerina! La la la!" Tenten shook her head.

Naruto was dancing too. But he was doing the chicken dance on the table.

-"Naruto-kun, please get down!" Hinata asked. Naruto didn't listen.

-"I don't to be a chicken; I don't want to be a duck, so kiss my butt! Sing with me Hinata-chan!" He sang in off-key. Naruto took her hands and made her dance with him.

-"Naruto-kun! Please let me go!" She pleaded. Naruto was busy singing the same song.

Matsuri was hiding her eyes. Gaara was right in front of her bending down slapping his butt.

-"C'mon Matsuri! Slap my butt! It feels like a balloon! Touch it!" He said. Matsuri shook her head. A blush crept onto her cheeks.

-"Gaara please stop smacking your ass! I'm going to die here!" Gaara stuck out his tongue.

Sakura and Ino were looking all around the house. They both lost sight of Sasuke and Shikamaru.

-"This is completely getting out of hand. Why oh why did they get drunk?" Ino asked on her knees.

-"Ino stop your begging and help me look for them. They could do anything with the state they're in." Ino nodded and looked into every room. Empty. Then they heard music in the bathroom.

-"Do you hear that? Let's follow the music!" Ino said pointing the direction of the bathroom. Sakura took hold of the door knob and slowly turned it. She opened it and nearly fainted. Sasuke and Shikamaru were wearing make-up and Sasuke was wearing a bra over his shirt. Shikamaru was putting on a skirt. They both had brushes in their hands and they had a radio playing some music.

-"It's time for karaoke!" Sasuke yelled to a fake crowd.

-"Yeah!" Shikamaru cheered. Ino and Sakura's jaws dropped.

-"My eyes!" Sakura said hiding her eyes. Ino widened her eyes.

-"Are you guys ready for some music?" Shikamaru asked. Sasuke was doing some sort of gypsy dance. Sakura walked in and took the hair brushes away from them.

-"You idiots! You're guys!" She yelled at them. Ino giggled.

-"Actually Sakura, now they're girls." Ino laughed. Sakura glared at her.

-"Not helping Ino!"

-"Sorry." Sasuke then jumped off the sink and went face to face with Sakura.

-"Come now Sakura-chan, and let's go to Neverland! We'll get married and have children! Then we can have all the chocolate we want! Ha-ha!" Sakura twitched. I'm dating a drunken psycho! What did I do to deserve this? She thought. Shikamaru then began dancing the disco then went to Sasuke's side. He grabbed Sasuke's hand they both began dancing.

-"Wee! I like chocolate milk!" Sasuke yelled as he twirled around. Shikamaru giggled. Ino grabbed their ears and took then downstairs.

-"That's it! I can't take this anymore. Sakura, help me tie them up!" Sakura nodded and they grabbed some rope. It took a while to tie them but it worked. Matsuri, Tenten, and Hinata did the same.

-"Now that we got them tied up, what do we do now?" Tenten asked.

-"Um Sakura? Why is Sasuke wearing a bra?" Matsuri asked. Sakura didn't want to answer.

-"They were having a karaoke night." She mumbled. Hinata's eye widened.

-"Whoa! That is one HUGE bra! Who's could it be?"

-"Must be Tsunade sama's." Ino said.

-"Hinata's right. It is huge." Tenten said.

-"I didn't know Tsunade-sama had huge bosoms." Matsuri said. Sakura rolled her eyes.

-"Can we stop talking about Tsunade's woman hood later?! We need to do something about the boys." Sakura's eye shifted towards Gaara who was blowing spit bubbles.

-"Right. Sorry." The others said in unison. Neji started kicking around.

-"Neji need to go poo poo!" He yelled. Matsuri turned to Tenten.

-"He's your boyfriend. You go change him!" She said pushing Tenten towards Neji.

-"Nu-uh! There's no way I'm going to change Neji's shit covered underwear!" She said.

-"Hinata-chan, can you please let me go? I need to do something." Naruto pleaded. The girls looked at each other and smiled.

-"Could the drugs be wearing off?" Hinata asked. Then Naruto started bawling.

-"Please let me go! I need to go meet the Easter bunny and the ramen fairy in my closet! I need to go!" The smiles dropped.

-"Scratch that. They're not wearing off." Ino said. Tenten and Matsuri smirked at each other.

-"There's only one thing to do." They said evilly. Sakura, Ino, and Hinata were scared. Tenten got out a gun from behind her back.

-"Tenten, how did you get a gun out like that?" Hinata asked. Tenten smirked.

-"Time to deal with the boys! Muwahahaaha!" Matsuri sweat dropped.

-"Tenten! I said to deal with tem not kill them!" Tenten dropped her gun.

-"Aw! But I wanted to use this gun! It's new and it's shiny!"

-"I don't care how shiny it is! Just don't kill them!" Matsuri whipped the gun out of Tenten's hands.

-'But if you didn't mean that. Then what were you talking about?" Tenten asked.

-"I was talking about knocking them out you dumb ass!" Tenten mouthed an 'o'. Sakura, Hinata, and Ino breathed out a sigh a relief. For a moment they thought Tenten would kill them. They shifted their eyes over to Matsuri. She walked over to the guys and hit them in their pressure points. They were knocked out within a second.

-"That's better. Now we can relax." Matsuri plopped herself on the couch and turned on the television. Tenten and Ino joined her. Sakura and Hinata just sweat dropped.

-"She knocks them out and now she's watching television? What's next? Making popcorn?" Hinata said. Ino got up from the couch and walked to the kitchen. She opened the cabinet and frowned.

-"Naruto! Where's the popcorn? All I see is stupid ramen!" The girls sweat dropped.

-"Ino. You do realize that the guys are unconscious?" Sakura asked. Ino shrugged.

-"Oh well. Since he's knocked out then I'll just have to "clean" out their cabinets of ramen." Ino said taking out all the ramen. Sakura sighed. I'm going to regret meeting Ino if she's keeps on doing stupid things.

A/N: I'm finally done with the chapter! Hope you liked it! Please Read and Review!