Author's Note: Thanks to Metarex for reviewing the last list section chapter (Sorry I missed listing you last chapter!) and Noella50881 for reviewing the last chapter! Enjoy and I own nothing but Tallie and Allie
Tallie's List
Rule 106: Running around yelling "SABOTAGE" is not smart
(Funny? Yes. Smart? Definitely not.)
(Everyone spent the day having their rooms checked for explosives or Decepticon sigils)
Rule 107: Red paint looks surprisingly like blood
(Graduation pranks are awesome)
(Though Ratchet was not pleased with all the glitched mechs in the med bay)
(Girl Power!) [Me, Allie, and Mikaela that is]
Rule 108: Girls are emotionally unstable during their time of the month
(And I am a girl)
(Unlike other girls, however, I can shoot lightning bolts from my fingers)
Rule 109: If everyone is cheating then it isn't cheating anymore
(Yeah, don't ask)
(It's a long and confusing story)
(It's also Allie's logic and not mine)
Rule 110: That's all she wrote
(I found this painted in red letters on my door)
(After I told Jazz to stop treating me like a six year old)
(I shut up after that)
Rule 111: Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius
(We put this on the door of Wheeljack's lab)
(Allie and I that is)
(Mikaela refused to help with this one)
Rule 112: "Acid rain is going to turn to acid pain if you don't shut that book and listen to me!"
(Yes Allie...)
(My science final was brutal though)
Rule 113: "Our war has been going on much longer than your puny Earth wars."
("You'd think you would have figured out how to live in peace then")
(Ironhide was speechless)
(Optimus was snickering from a safe distance)
Rule 114: Never go swimming around certain immature alien robots
(They will decide to copy you)
(I was caught in a massive tidal wave by a certain mech's leap)
(SIDESWIPE!)
Rule 115: Two words; American Ride
(Yes the song points out the stupidity of humans)
(No it isn't logical)
(So stop listening before you glitch and get me in trouble Prowl!)
Allie's List
Rule 106: Don't let Decepticons anywhere near high grade!
(It really is the alcohol equivalent)
(What I saw in there...ugh)
(Let's just say I'm scared for life now)
Rule 107: Do not show fear, ever
(This applies pretty much completely to 'Cons)
(If you do they'll humiliate you)
(But if it's Starscream you can throw the crap right back to him!)
Rule 108: A suicide bomber is not a valid occupation
(The 'Cons would have got it)
(The 'Bots began to edge slowly away)
(I still passed the sanity test with high marks somehow...)
Rule 109: Yelling at Tallie when she has a textbook in hand is not a good idea
(She throws hard)
(And has remarkably good aim for an Autobot...)
(I have bruises to prove it!)
Rule 110: I am not the Wicked Witch of the West
(Tallie and I found out our parents were actually from Michigan)
(That's North people!)
(For giant alien robots you really don't know your directions)
Rule 111: Once again quoting Star Wars is banned
(Why does this always happen?)
Why you stuck up, half wit, scruffy looking Nerf herder! [Tallie to Galloway]
(Can you tell she was mad?)
"I hope you know what you're doing" "Yeah, me too" [Sideswipe to Lennox]
(Sideswipe looked rather worried after that)
You have your moments. Not many of them but you do have them [Me to Sunstreaker]
(He stopped admiring his paint job to stop a 'Con crushing me for betrayal)
How you doin' Chewbacca? Still hanging around this loser? [Me to Starscream in front of Megatron]
(I've never heard a battlefield so quiet...)
Rule 112: Never wear a shirt that says the following;
I'm crazy, got a problem with that? [Ratchet had me taking sanity tests again]
Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country [Optimus and Lennox were not pleased. Epps on the other hand was laughing his head off]
Evil tends to triumph over good unless good is very, very sneaky [Red Alert has added me to the traitor's list]
(Yes I was a 'Con...ONCE)
Rule 113: Large dosages of sugar are not allowed
(Sam and his friends...)
(And too much candy)
(To be fair it was Halloween. To be unfair they lost me my gummy worms)
Rule 114: No more mentos and pop
(It was fine until we started aiming)
(Ratchet wasn't pleased with the number of sticky 'Bots suddenly running around)
(Sam, Mikaela, Tallie, Epps, Fig, and I were laughing hysterically though. Lennox was trying not to laugh)
Rule 115: Don't worry about the world ending... It's already tomorrow in Australia
(You guys all have internet access. How can you not understand that it's a different time in Australia)
(Charles Shulz is great though)