Lexxa: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom!
Nikolas: Today's reviewer is Doc.
Lexxa: Because Doc is amazingness.
Lexxa: I shall introduce you to Hetalia too.
Lexxa: Yay! Nikolas, take over while I watch it!
Nikolas: Sure.
Lexxa: -runs off into room-
Nikolas: Now everybody shut up! I'm running the show, and things are going to be different. –cracks knuckles-
Ed: …This is how he really acts?
Nikolas: EDWARD! DID I NOT JUST COMMAND YOU TO SHUT UP?
Lexxa: -poking head out of room- NIKOLAS! YOU'RE BEING LOUDER THAN THEM! I CAN BARELY HEAR HETALIA! NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I HAVE TO COME OUT HERE AGAIN!
Everyone: …
Nikolas: First dare.
Gluttony: Climb a tree. Stay there. See how long it lasts.
Nikolas: GLUTTONY!
Gluttony: …I don't like this scary man…
Nikolas: Climb the tree!
Gluttony: -climbs tree-
Nikolas: Edward! Time this!
Ed: -takes out stopwatch-
-three seconds later-
Tree: -breaks-
Gluttony: -falls-
Nikolas: TIME!
Ed: Three point twenty-six seconds.
Nikolas: Pitiful…
Lexxa: -comes out of room-
Al: You're done already?
Lexxa: No, the projector's on the fritz, so I'll just have to watch it a little later.
Nikolas: …
Lexxa: Oh, and Nikolas, -slaps- HOW DARE YOU BE MEAN TO MY CHARACTERS!
Nikolas: …Ow…
Lexxa: Next dare!
Everyone: I brought GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! You may all feast on the deliciousness~
Lexxa: But not you, Nikolas!
Nikolas: …Aw…
Lexxa: -walks everyone to a room fully stocked with Girl Scout Cookies-ENJOY!
Everyone: -eats a ton of cookies-
Lexxa: Yay! Next dare!
Nikolas: Get on a sugar high. I wanna see what happens~
Nikolas: -eats a ton of sugar-
Lexxa: And now we wait…
Nikolas: DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME, MY LITTLE TACO BEAR!
Lexxa: …Taco bear?
Nikolas: I'M OFF TO NARNIA!
Lexxa: …Bye?
Nikolas: -jumps into closet- OW!
Lexxa: What happened?
Nikolas: -holds up shoe- IT ATTACKED ME!
Ed: …I'm scared…
Everyone else: -nods in agreement-
Nikolas: EAT TACO PASTE, VILLIAN!
Lexxa: What's taco paste?
Al: …I don't wanna know…
Lexxa: …Moving on…
Envy: I realiza that I forgot about a few dogs, so I'll have them pee on you now.
Envy: What?
Lexxa: Come here, doggies!
Envy: …Palm tree form?
Lexxa: No!
Dogs: -pee on Envy in usual form-
Envy: Why?
Lexxa: Because it's funny. Moving on!
Nikolas: DON'T EAT MY BURRITO, MR. BUNNY!
Lexxa: …This is your doing, Doc…
Lust: I wanna know, how many guys you have killed or dated. Then go out with my brother and kill him, please? Just for the chapter? BEcause I know he'll (unfortunately) come back…
Lust: Too many to count. But, if I had to guess… three hundred.
Lexxa: Dang, girl…
Lust: And, sure I'll go out with your brother. Then kill him. No problem.
Lexxa: Have fun on your date!
Lust: -leaves-
Nikolas: MILK WAS A GENUIS IDEA!
Ed: NO WAY! IT'S JUST WHITE LIQUID SECRETED FROM A COW!
Lexxa: Gather 'round children, because that last comment made me think of a story.
Everyone: -sits around Lexxa-
Lexxa: So, one day, I decided to post on Facebook the fact that whenever I drink milk, I think of Ed's reasoning for hating milk, i.e., Who wants to drink white liquid secreted from a cow. My friend, who I now name HyperChick, was eating cereal when she saw my status. Needless to say, she refuses to eat cereal now.
Everyone: …
Lexxa: So, review! And, for you people who like my weirdo stories, you can friend me on Facebook as Zoey Anderson (fake name, and Facebook wouldn't accept Lexxa) with the picture of a stick figure and a caption that says, "Stand back, I'm going to try science" and you may hear more stories!