Title: Wedding Crashers

Theme: #3 -- jolt!

Warnings: Slade, Jagger, one very upset bride, and one definitely crashed wedding

Someone said something about a wedding kiss. Does this count? lol

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"...and to hold, for better or for worse, for richer..."

He didn't want to be here. But what else could he do? The love of his life had been gone for three years. There'd been no calls, no letters, nothing. What reason did he have to fight the marriage his brothers had arranged?

Except that he felt nothing for the girl beside him. In fact, he'd just felt empty for the last three years anyway.

"If anyone has any reason that these two should not be wed, speak now or forever-"

The door to the chapel slammed open, rattling the windows.

"You damn well better believe I'm not holding my peace!"

The attention of the crowd shifted to the young man in the doorway, his navy hair tousled and a white jacket slung over his shoulder.

"You shouldn't marry one when you're engaged to another," he continued.

The bride growled, "I'm not enga-"

The young man beside her spun around, dashing towards the other man and meeting him halfway down the aisle.

"Zane, you idiot! Where have you been?"

"I'm so sorry Chazz," the wedding crasher replied, "but I didn't think it would come down to this."

Zane's grip on the supposed groom tightened.

"I know. I'm sorry. It's all arranged. I don't want to marry her."

The bride fumed.

"But how did you find me Zane?"

The elder looked back over his shoulder.

"Hiya Chazz!"

"Atticus!"

Chazz squirmed out of Zane's grip, glomping the brunette and kissing him on the cheek.

"I knew I wouldn't regret sending you an invitation."

Atticus laughed, "it took me weeks to find him Chazz. Go kiss him, not me. Oh, but one sec."

He leaned down to give the shorter man a kiss on the cheek as well.

"Atticus!"

"Call it my finder's fee. You can pay me back for dragging you here some other time Zane. Later!"

Everyone watched the brunette leave before turning back to the couple in the aisle.

"Why didn't you wait for me Chazz?"

"I hadn't heard from you in three years. What was I supposed to do?"

"What? But Chazz, I sent you a letter every month. I moved around too much to expect one back, so I thought you were getting them."

Chazz frowned, "but I never even got one-"

Realization hit, and Chazz turned on his brothers.

"You two! You kept his letters from me, didn't you?! Oh, it doesn't matter now. Come on Zane. We're leaving."

They didn't see as they walked out, but Chazz's abandoned bride-to-be managed to smack her bouquet (and what an aim the girl had) into Jagger's head before storming out herself. She'd had it. Time to go find the one man that had ever treated her right, and marry him.

owari

I hope you enjoyed it. See you next chapter.