Kylo Ren
AN: I own nothing And Spoiler Warning for episode seven
Vader/ Anakin: Storms in constantly shifting between the two.
SwordMasterZ: What's with you?
Vader: It's my stupid Grandson of mine (shift's back to Anakin) the little Sith spawn dug up my helmet now I keep shifting between the Sith and Jedi.
SwordMasterZ: trust me you are not the only one with issues with the little Brat (Looks over at the door as Han Solo walks in holding his stomach.
SwordMasterz: how are you doing cowboy?
Han: How do you think I'm doing (Han Grits his teeth)
SwordMasterz: (Notices Han Has burns and a Huge lightsaber Gash in his stomach) I see I got this. (Pulls Han into the other room)
Han: (comes in dressed as Dr. Johns. And Glairs at author)
SwordMasterZ: It's all I Have that will fit you?
Anakin: I like the Hat though (Shifts into Vader) are we going to do this or what?
SwordMasterZ: (Now in black and white Jedi Robes and holding one Blue and one Green lightsaber) I will be right Back.
An Hour Latter
SwordMasterz: Drags Kylo Ren in kicking and screaming
Han: how did you grab him?
SwordMasterz: a highly hybridized version of Niman and a little electric Judgment
Han: what is electric Judgment?
Anakin/ Vader: Light side force Lightning
Kylo: (As he is being tied to a chair) did my Uncle put you up to this?
SwordMasterZ: No he has no Idea your father and grandfather put me up to this. Though I do think I will send him the video.
Vader: proceed
1. Tell him that cracking his lightsaber Crystal will eventually cause it to explode
2. Tell him his grandfather is highly disappointed in him for destroying his family (A.N you know Vader's one huge regret.)
3. When Ray and Kylo are fighting and Ray is Beating on Him Yell at the Top of your longs Yell, "it's over Kylo Ray has the High ground!"
4. Spray paint My Name is Ben Solo all over His Helmet and Armor
5. Tattoo the Jedi Order Symbol on his chest and the original Alliance Symbol on his forehead
6. Tell him That you will tell Reven that you know who brock into his closet
7. Tell him he is over compensating with his lightsaber
8. Tell him after his fight with Ray he actually needs that Mask
9. Ask him how it feels that He got his ass handed to him by two untrained force sensitives one of them being an ex-Stormtrooper and the other one is probably his cousin (A.N Not confirmed but I find it a likely theory)
10. Set his cape on fire
11. Point out that Ray got the family lightsaber (A.N The blue bladed lightsaber was owned by both Anakin and Luke at some point so it is technically a family air loom even if it might be unintentional.)
12. Tell him Vader does not appreciate Kylo's Hamlet impression
13. Force him to see a therapist
SwordMasterZ: Are you boys happy with the results (Shows them the video.)
Anakin/ Vader: can you send this to my son?
SwordMasterZ: One moment BB-8 can you send this to R2?
BB-8: Transmits recording R2
R2: Receives and plays recording
Luke and Ray: Watch and lough