House: *I kiss you back pulling you against me*
Cuddy: *I feel your erection growing and pull back* God House!
House: What?
Cuddy: *I put my hand on your dick* How are you horny again so fast?
House: *I shrug* Have you looked in the mirror recently?
Cuddy: *I roll my eyes and kiss you*
House: *I smile and push you against the wall*
Cuddy: *I jump* Cold!
House: *I laugh*
Cuddy: Shut up! *I lie down*
House: *I get above you kissing you*
Cuddy: *I turn my head* Not right now.
House: Aww come on! Why not?
Cuddy: *I look at you* House please get off of me.
House: *I sigh* Why? *I lie next to you*
Cuddy: Thank you. I'm just not in the mood.
House: *I frown* Well when will you be in the mood? *I kiss your neck*
Cuddy: House. *I push you away*
House: *I kiss you again*
Cuddy: *I push you away* House! I don't want to sleep with you right now!
House: Well why not?
Cuddy: You're being an ass! Don't touch me House! *I put on clothes*
House: *I roll away from you and fall asleep*
Cuddy: *I see you asleep and go to the couch to sleep*
House: *I wake up in the morning and see you're not in the bed with me* Cuddy?
Cuddy: *I'm still sleeping on the couch*
House: *I look around* Cuddy? *I see you on the couch and wake you up* Hey.
Cuddy: *I see you and get up frowning*
House: *I go get ready* Are you ok?
Cuddy: Yeah. I'm fine. *I get ready*
House: You sure?
Cuddy: Yeah. Go away. *I glare at you*
House: What's wrong? *I back up*
Cuddy: Last night I told you I didn't want to and you tried anyways. When I say leave me alone leave me alone!
House: *I look down* I'm sorry.
Cuddy: Yeah. I know. But it's not good enough. You shouldn't have been touching me unless I said you could!
House: I'm sorry. *I frown* I'll leave you alone.
Cuddy: Thank you. *I get ready* You have a way to get to work?
House: I can call a cab.
Cuddy: You sure?
House: Do you want to be in the same car as me?
Cuddy: We are grown adults. We can sit in the same car for 10 minutes.
House: Ok. *I get in the car*
Cuddy: *I drive us to work not saying a word to you*
House: *I sit in the akward silance not knowing what to say to you*
Cuddy: *I frown* Why did you not stop?
House: I'm an idiot. Horny idiot.
Cuddy: I could have told you that. *I look at you*I told you to stop!
House: *I watch the road wide eyed* CUDDY!
Cuddy: *I swerve and avoid the crash* Why didn't you stop when I asked you?!
House: Maybe we shouldn't talk about this while you drive…
Cuddy: House!
House: I'm not used to sexual rejection. Hookers don't say no. They say 50 bucks more. I don't like it.
Cuddy: *I sigh* Well when I say no I mean no.
House: *I frown* I know. I'm sorry.
Cuddy: *I nod* I know you are.
House: Forgive me?
Cuddy: Yeah. *A work day goes by as normal and go home and eat dinner and watch tv and go to bed next to you*
House: *I kiss you*
Cuddy: No.
House: Ok. *I roll over and go to sleep*
Cuddy: *I can't fall asleep stressed*
House: *I wake up to go pee hours later* Cuddy? You're still awake?
Cuddy: Yeah… *I frown*
House: Are you ok? *I look at you concerned*
Cuddy: I'm fine. Go, pee. *I smile at you*
House: *I go pee* You sure you're ok?
Cuddy: Yeah.
House: Why can't you sleep?
Cuddy: I'm fine. I promise. I'm just stressed.
House: Why are you stressed?
Cuddy: Tell you in the morning. Help me sleep?
House: How?
Cuddy: Kiss me.
House: *I kiss you*
Cuddy: *I roll above you straddling you*
House: *I look at you* Cuddy?
Cuddy: *I look at you* What?
House: You really want to?
Cuddy: You don't?
House: I will… If you want.
Cuddy: *I lie down next to you* But you don't want to.
House: Well… Sleep…
Cuddy: Ok. *I sigh and cuddle into you*
House: *I fall asleep again*
Cuddy: *I still can't sleep and I get up and get ready before you*
House: *I get up and see you walking out the door and catch your hand* Hey! Did you sleep at all?
Cuddy: No…
House: What are you so stressed about?
Cuddy: Work. Lot's of meetings and reps to talk to today.
House: You got this.
Cuddy: Hope so. Or we're both out of a job.
House: What's going on?
Cuddy: One of our contracts is up and I want 12%. We deserve 12%. I told them if we didn't get it we'd terminate.
House: Good for you!
Cuddy: If they don't and we terminate we will be out of business. We'll all be out of a job.
House: We deserve it then we will get it.
Cuddy: I hope so. *I look at the clock* I'm running late. I have to go.
House: *I get up and back you against the wall* You're already late. Will 5 minutes really make a difference?
Cuddy: *I look at you nervously* I'm late.
House: Exactly. You're already late. Will 5 minutes make a difference?
Cuddy: *I smile* 5 minutes. *I kiss you*
House: *I kiss you back and stumble through the hall to your bedroom*
Cuddy: *I fall back on the bed and pull off your pants and boxers quickly*
House: *I hike up your skirt and push your panties aside and fuck you hard and fast*
Cuddy: *I moan pulling at your shirt*
House: *I pull your hands off me* Last time you gave me stitches.
Cuddy: *I grab at the sheets moaning* S… *I scream* orry!
House: *I laugh and kiss you and go as hard and fast as I can*
Cuddy: *I moan and scream*
House: *I cum and kiss your cheek pulling out*
Cuddy: *I feel you pull out* Hey!
House: It's been 10 minutes.
Cuddy: I'm not done!
House: I'm sorry. *I kiss your neck and fix your panties and skirt* I'll make you cum at least twice next time.
Cuddy: *I look at myself in the mirror and fix my my hair* Orgasam. And you better. Now I'm late and stressed and frustrated! *I sigh and look at myself in the mirror* You can do this. You are strong. You will get this.
House: *I hug you* You can do it.
Cuddy: Behave today. Please. *I look at you in the mirror and pull away*
House: I will. Good luck. *I kiss your cheek*
Cuddy: See you around.
House: No. I'll stay out of your way.
Cuddy: Thanks. I love you.
House: I love you too.
Cuddy: *I go to work*
House: *I smile at go back to sleep*
Cuddy: *I get to work and I'm informed I'm needed in the pharmacy* What do you need?
Jocelyn: There are double pills.
Cuddy: Call the company… wait. Vicodin?
Jocelyn: No BELVIQ. And I did call. They insist it's not a mistake.
Cuddy: Who has touched the order forms?
Jocelyn: Carrie and I.
Cuddy: Get her in my office ASAP. *I get a text and check it* I have to go. Get her in my office.
Jocelyn: She called in sick.
Cuddy: This place is filled with sick people. Get her in here. *I go out to my office* Hello Michael.
Michael: Dr. Cuddy. How are you?
Cuddy: I'm fine. You?
Michael: Good. Now lets get down to business.
Cuddy: Are you here to accept my offer?
Michael: We have a counter offer for you. *I hand you an envelope*
Cuddy: *I skim it* This isn't even half what I want! *I hand it back to you* I want 12%. You're paying lower ranking hospitals even more than that! I think my offer is more than reasonable.
Michael: Dr. Cuddy, this is the best I can do.
Cuddy: I want 12%. I'm not settling for anything less than that. If you don't give me what I want I will terminate.
Michael: That's too bad. *I sigh* I liked you… I mean your style.
Cuddy: *I decide not to respond to you saying you liked me*Well this is part of my style. I need the 12%.
Michael: Sorry, but you aren't getting it. *I walk out*
Cuddy: *I sigh and sit down going through my mail*
Bonnie: Carrie's here. Should I send her in?
Cuddy: *I look up from the mail* Please do.
Bonnie: Ok. *I send her in*
Carrie: *I come in teary eyed* Dr. Cuddy please don't fire me! I just wanted to loose weight!
Cuddy: Sit. *I gesture across from me* You don't need the pills to loose weight. And if you do you could get a script. You work at a hospital!
Carrie: I'm sorry! After my last kid it's been so hard to loose weight! You know what its like, right? Just 10 pounds and I would have quit! My husband doesn't like the way I look. He won't kiss me anymore. We haven't had sex in months!
Cuddy: I don't know what it's like. I don't have children.
Carrie: Oh… Sorry. I thought you did. You're just so nice and motherly to the kids when they get sick.
Cuddy: *I smile* Thanks. But I don't have children.
Carrie: Do you want kids?
Cuddy: Yeah. I always have.
Carrie: I'm sure you will some day.
Cuddy: *I frown* I'm getting older. I'm not sure I will.
Carrie: Oh. Well I hope you do.
Cuddy: Thank you. *I realize you sidetracked me* Carrie this isn't why you're here. You are here because you were stealing drugs!
Carrie: I'm so sorry.
Cuddy: I'm sorry Carrie, but this is too big. I have to fire you. But I won't report you.
Carrie: *I look down and cry quietly* I'm sorry.
Cuddy: Take your time. *I look at you sorry for you*
Carrie: *I calm down and get up to leave*
Cuddy: I'm sorry, but I have too. *I walk you out*
Carrie: *I leave*
Cuddy: *When you leave I go to a meeting where I tell everyone about my deal then another meeting where I'm pretty much told I'm fired if I don't get this deal then to a my office where Bonnie stops me*
Bonnie: The clinic is understaffed.
Cuddy: It shouldn't be. *I frown*
Bonnie: Your boy toy called in sick 15 minutes after his shift started.
Cuddy: House is NOT my boy toy! *I give you a semi-offended look*
Bonnie: Yet you know who I was talking about. And you smell like him.
Cuddy: Not my boy toy.
Bonnie: He called in sick from your house phone.
Cuddy: From my… *I frown* I'm going to kick his ass! Not my boy toy.
Bonnie: So you're not having sex with him?
Cuddy: No I'm not. And even if I was it wouldn't be your business.
Bonnie: Then why is he at your house? And why do you smell like him?
Cuddy: I don't smell like him. I don't know why he's at my house.
Bonnie: You smell like his soap, scotch and sex.
Cuddy: So either you think he's the only man willing to have sex with me, or House is the only man who uses that soap and likes scotch. Or House is the only man I'm willing to have sex with. And I don't know where you got any of those ideas from.
Bonnie: Or I think it would take someone you have very strong feelings for to get you to have sex in the morning so that you end up late to work.
Cuddy: I got drunk and I got laid last night. At his place, I got a little lost in the morning causing my to be late. And I couldn't take a shower. Happy? *I grab a case*
Bonnie: You would be hung over. And you aren't the type of woman to get drunk and go home with strangers.
Cuddy: You don't know me. *I go to the exam room 1 and come back 5 minutes later for a new case*
Bonnie: *I put my hand on your next case* You aren't. You're the type who wants people to think you're the type to sleep around.
Cuddy: I'm not a whore.
Bonnie: But you want people to think you sleep around more than you do. Why would you want that?
Cuddy: I'm your boss. Lay off it. *I pull the case from under your hand*
Bonnie: That hit a nerve.
Cuddy: *I purse my lips* Shut up Bonnie. *I go to exam room 7 and come back after*
Bonnie: Why did that hit a nerve?
Cuddy: Don't pry into my personal life.
Bonnie: Big ass nerve.
Cuddy: Don't. *I get a new case and go to exam room 4 and come back and grab another case*
Bonnie: *I think about you and your personality in general and put my hand over yours to stop you shocked* Can I talk to you in private?
Cuddy: I'd prefer not to. *I walk away*
Bonnie: We need to talk.
Cuddy: Fine. In a few minutes. *I go to exam room 3 and come back and go to my office* What?
Bonnie: What kind of women want to seem more sexually active than they are, avoid the topic once they are called out, seek power over others, want to help people, and deny that the real relationships they actually have?
Cuddy: I'm not denying that I like House, but we aren't together. I'm not trying to seem more sexually active than I am. I'm not a whore, but I do like sex. There's two of your accusations down.
Bonnie: *I ignore you* The kind who had all the power over their sex life taken away. So they try to gain all the power they can. They lie to those who ask about their sex lives. They lie to everyone, even themselves about those they care about romantically. You were raped.
Cuddy: That isn't something you ask, or more like accuse someone of!
Bonnie: But you didn't deny it.
Cuddy: *I frown at you* I am not a victim of rape. Do not bring it up again.