Dear Elincia,

My wedding. Is. The. Best. Day. Of. MAN KIND! YEAH! Oh my goddess so there was like many new people around and I even got to meet some newbies. I would like to thank everyone that has helped the wedding! I'm a true man now, sniff sniff. I'm not crying Elincia, I bet it on Micaiah's life! So many crazy things happened during the time...time to write about it!

Okay, I'm going to write about a girl that I met at the wedding... She seems like an evil girl due to her mischiefness...she does that on the evil people, so that's a good thing. Her name is Mystique. I'm too lazy to write about her appearance, why? Because I am! Oh dang it! I'm so sorry for sounding so rude to you Elincia, I promise it won't happen again. Just blame evil girl if it happens again. She did some crazy stuff, I saw some of it, but I wasn't able to see the whole thing. I think she was flirting with Roy though, but I'm not sure. I can see a pyro couple happening there... wait a minute... Rin's a pyro...and she's pretty mature, and then there's crazy pyros like Roy and Mystique...well as long as those pyros get rid of evilness, I'm good!

Haha, I'm going to write about my now wife, Rio! When I saw her in her wedding dress...she looked so beautiful. Her eyes shined into mine...after all the marriage stuff, we made a promise to always be honest to each other. I think she and I will live happily ever after (What? I'm still a man!) I will write this...I promise to protect her when danger comes. I've told her my true feelings... which is how much I loved her. Oh, I believe Dark got Rio a nice gift, which is a triple silver diamond necklace (It's not one of those girly ones, trust me. If it was, I know how Rio is, she hates girly girls!) I heard that this necklace can grant you special powers...they say its flames, but it can also be the power of love...I think it's both. If Rio likes it, then I'm totally fine with that! I should start inserting one of those weird smileys people do these days, nah they look weird. I love you Rio!

I'm going to write about Evil girl now. Okay, so I saw Ellie talking to Sophia about some random stuff, I think it was about the future. I heard her ask if she thought that she and Michael'll get married some day, and so I hear an "I hope so." from Sophia...I think. Okay, I found this REALLY funny, so I was watching evil girl bringing lots of toilet paper over, and then I see Donkey Kong eating a bananna, and he throws the peel right in front of her. She steps, slips, and falls flat on her face. It probably hurts, but I can't help it but laugh at that...everyone was laughing at the fall! I don't think she cared when everyone laughed, although she looked a little embarrassed. Hmph, as long as my chickens are being eating by me I don't care what happens. One more thing I need to say, I heard that evil girl has a 'sacred secret' I wonder what that is.

Time to write about my awesome helper, Shinigami! He rules like a boss! You know why? Because he helped plan with the marriage stuff...YAY! I gave him the best thank you presents of man kind...which is an epic half scythe and sword...IT RULES! I think he really likes it, he tried it out and it's very, very useful. Haha, I think he's going to use that whenever someone OVERLY evil comes...but I don't know. I hope he has a good life though, not that I'd never see again...that'd be sad...

No more emo talk now! Speaking of emos, I was talking to Snake (he was hiding in his box) and asked him if he was okay. He was all like "No." And I was all like "What's wrong?" Not like he cares though, he needs to man up though, I mean...c'mon. I found out what was wrong with him though...he broke up with some lady that sounded chinese or something like that. The only thing that would make ME go emo is if someone were to take all the chickens from the world, and destroy all them...I guess...what's that fancy word...oh yeah. extincted chickens and if I lost Rio (Which shouldn't happen...I hope.)

Time to write about of epicness (AKA Michael...I just realized i'm using epic alot...EVIL!) Okay, so he brought in this small white dragon and it's all cool looking and such (I wonder if the guy would ever become a drago-knight if he could choose...I need to ask him that sometime.) and then he gave me this one gift, which is a manly dragon choker (Men can wear this stuff too you know! Look at Marth, he wears a tiara and is still a man for Micaiah's sake!) Anyways, this choker will be useful, especially since I know some guys in my world that are either drago-knights or laguz's (which means they can turn into a dragon or wolf or a cat etc.) For drago-knights, if they somehow loose their dragon, I can use this epic choker to find them, and for the laguz's, perfect for lost kiddies...BAHAHAHAHA! I feel evil now, anyways, the dude's really nice. (Pit and you lovely pikmin plant thingies whatever you call them I know what you're thinking right now, I'M MARRIED!)

Speaking of dragons, I'm thinking about Soren now (NOT THAT WAY!) he came to my wedding, and people made fun of him, any evil people who makes fun of them...I will go all Rangell on you...EVIL! Okay, so there was this "Turn your partner into a mummy!" game, and Rio and Dark were partners, so I went over to Soren and we've became partners. I was wrapping toilet paper around my bestest friend and then some of the tiolet paper ripped off. I was like "how is that possible?" Soren, he like...knows everything. I asked why it happened and then he told me that the toilet paper was too tight...no wonder it broke. He still loves me (BROTHERLY) no matter how many stupid questions or moments I have, blah blah blah!

I think I'm done spazzing...wait...Chicken...vs...Turkey...CHICKEN IS SO GONNA WIN, HA! If the turkey wins, It'll get no sympathy from me. I'm having an awesome day... I need to also thank Rin and Kira for bringing some of the foods to the wedding...now what kind of thank you presents should I give them? Well, I guess I'll be leaving now, Oh yeah! Princess Elincia came to my wedding too! And my sister, Mist! Anyways, byebye!

-Ike

P.S- This is Link writing, Wow Ike, this page is pretty crazy...I hope you didn't eat too much chicken. We all know what happens when someone eats too much chicken.

Hi everyone! Here is another chappie of Ike's Diary. Looks like he's now married to Rio, Congratulations Ike and Rio! Haha! Ike is so happy, he's crazy xDD Okay, all OCs belong to their respective owners and I hope ya enjoyed the chappie!