interLOAFERS: Same Difference
By THE Xenomorph (aka Xenomorph666)
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Spliced-Verse (Misfit-Verse, Evil Dead, The Mask, TMNT, Captain Planet, Beast Wars, Jurassic Park, Gargoyles)
Rounding up some baddies
"I find it absolutely amazing how this room is always getting fuller." The Doctor said, several members from the various teams that were crammed into the Inn's emergency room gave the Doctor a cold glare.
"Can we just get on with this you mumbling ape?" Wolf snapped and tried to lunge for the Doctor, but Fox and Falco just slammed him back into his seat.
"I am not an ape. I'm a Time Lord." The Doctor said with an insulted look.
"Doc, could you just spit it out already." Ash snapped.
"Well all right, put simply we've got three extra smashers in this world." The Doctor said.
"Three's not so bad." Scott said.
"You really should stop saying that until AFTER I've finished." The Doctor said as he cleared his throat and a screen dropped down. "First up; Ganondorf…" Link could be heard cursing up a storm in the back. "Evil incarnate and as luck would have it he fell into a Cobra base…"
"Which one?" Althea sighed.
"The Bermuda one." The Doctor said.
"We call that one!" Pietro shouted.
"Actually the Maximals have that one with the Planeteers." The Doctor said, "And several appropriate Smashers. Link, Zelda, Marth, Roy and Ike will be going."
"All right!" Roy shouted in excitement from the back. Marth's face however, was so comically contorted in anger and confusion that Zelda burst out giggling.
"Next up is Bowser…" The Doctor hit a button and the screen changed. "He appeared in Latveria with an army of his minions and he's giving Dr. Doom quite a bit of trouble."
"Are we going there?" Todd asked as he looked at the large King of Koopas on the screen.
"No, The X-Men and Turtles are going after him with Mario, Luigi, Peach and Yoshi." The Doctor Said.
"Yoshi can't go…" Rina growled.
"Why not?" The Doctor asked.
"I'll turn him into a pair of boots if he licks me again." Rina snapped.
"I'll help." Mewtwo said. "And I'll go in his... place…" Mewtwo watched as Yoshi, who had been standing near Rina, quickly moved back towards Luigi and Mario.
"I'll go too." Lucario said.
A thick tension cut the air as Mewtwo glared at the blue pokémon.
"We will not need…" Mewtwo's angry words were cut off by Rina who gave a disapproving look. "Never mind."
"Moving on…" The Doctor sighed. "To… Wario..."
The room fell silent.
"Doesn't he…" Snake started.
"Attack with-a his farts?" Mario finished. "Yes…" His face fell in embarrassment.
"Lovely…" Snake said.
"The Misfits and the Gargoyles…" The Doctor looked up to see the faces of the stunned Misfits. "I know, believe me I think it's stupid too."
"We're gonna die." Pietro squeaked. "I mean how do protect them during the day?"
"No, you'll probably die." Wanda said. "I'll be perfectly fine."
"And joining you will be the Pokémon Trainer…" The Doctor looked up, "Honestly, what is your name?"
"Hey, don't laugh; you're 'The Doctor'." Pokémon Trainer said defensively.
"Well in my case…" The Doctor was about to argue when Snake pulled the paper the Doctor was reading away.
"You guys got PT, Me, Samus." Snake looked up with a wink towards Samus, "and the two captains."
"So what about everyone else?" Scott asked.
"We fight these guys." Fox stood up and hit a button and the screen flashed to creatures that looked eerily like the Heartless. "The Subspace army, apparently in our own world they're much like the Heartless, only less bent on consuming hearts."
Then Falco stood up. "And in actuality we're splitting up the teams, half of each group except the Planeteers will be going to fight these freaks."
"Wait…" Leonardo said. "The teams work best when we're all together."
"Luxury we don't have Leo." Raphael said, "Too many enemies on to many fronts and something tells me these guys aren't half as bad as the Heartless are going to be."
"I'll fight the Subspace army." Gecko volunteered. "You guys get the ugly excuse for a turtle."
"We need to make it even." Falco said.
"Even my ass." Hawk said. "The way I see…"
"Hawk, we…" Optimus spoke up at the same time and the room descended into the chaos of a large scale verbal argument.
The arguing continued for minutes and then went on a full hours before several people arrived from the Inn. The large group consisted of Sora and his friends, Ichigo and the others from Bleach and even Bucky O'Hare and his crew. At the sight of the chaos before them each of the leaders tried to calm the groups down, but it was Ichigo who did so by letting out an ear piercing whistle.
"What the HELL is this argument about?" Ichigo asked.
"Our teams are going to be exceedingly ineffective if we follow this insane battle plan!" Donatello held up his copy of the Smasher's plans.
"You're upset because you're being forced to fight without your usual buddies?" Ichigo asked.
"It's more than that." Mikey spoke up. "Most of us are like family, we can anticipate and work with each other without even uttering a word…"
"Then…" Goliath entered in behind Ichigo. Apparently the sun had gone down while the group was arguing. "We must all learn to work together, we must all in essence become like family if we are to succeed against the Heartless, let alone this enemy!"
"He's right." Ichigo said with an odd glance, "Don't know what he is, but he's right."
"Whoaaa…" Sora looked at Goliath with a look that could be equated to hero worship.
"So what, we're just supposed to work with other we've never worked with before?" Kitty asked.
"No…" Goliath said softly. "We must split the teams, yes, but we must split them evenly so that all our goals can be met."
"Well that shouldn't be too hard, but that still leaves a majority of us fighting these subspace things." Hawk said.
"Likely Tabuu too." Fox said.
From there on the day was spent trying to arrange teams that would work well and not clash. The process was long and arduous and in the end most of the leaders told their teams to go rest and have fun, the end however produced such a bizarrely associated team that even Perfection found it hard to understand the reasoning. In the end the teams were arranged as such.
"Team Ganondork…" The Doctor looked up from his paper. "I wonder who came up with that name. Anyway this team will consist of Link, Toon Link, Zelda, Cyclops, Jean, Bronx, Blob, Bob, Steve and Silverbolt.
"How did we get stuck with those two idiots?" Jean groaned.
"I would rather not know." Silverbolt said over his com link.
"Team Bowser will consist of Mario, Luigi, Sonic, Knuckles, Althea, Raphael, Brooklyn, Colossus and Uryuu." The Doctor said. "I'll be going as well to make sure this one stays down."
"Why?" Althea asked.
"Bowser has a history of not staying defeated for any good period of time." The Doctor explained.
"What about Team Wario?" Optimus asked.
"Oh yes…" Snake groaned. "Wario…"
"That team will consist of Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Shadow, Toad, Trinity, Xi, Donatello, Hudson, Bruce and Chad." The Doctor looked over to the young man from Ichigo's universe. "You volunteered, thank you."
"And everyone else." Ichigo smiled. "Get's to wipe the floor with this Subspace army."
"Which in and of itself is going to be a task." The Doctor said. "They're spreading."
"Well then." Perfection said with a smile. "Let's get to work."
"You're coming?" The Doctor asked.
"Outsiders…" Perfection pointed out. "We can have as much fun as we want with them."
"Still, Tabuu is a servant of Therteen, so we can't help much there." DM said as he walked in dressed in his Emperor Drake clothing. "Let's split us some evil skull."
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AN: No, it's not the invasion; it's just something I'm doing to kill some time until then. Yes it will take up the majority of this story. And no not everyone will get a Final Smash and some will simply use the power to recharge.
Todd: /holds up a paper\ Ichigo will simply get a power boost…
AN: HEY! Give that here!
Gambit: /is tossed the note\ Where as Cyke… wow he goes Zero Beam on them…
AN: Give it here!
Samus: How did I get here? /is handed the note\ And who is Cobra Commander and why is his Final Smash described as the world's strongest wimp slap?
AN: /drools\ Mmmm Samus….
Gambit: She pretty, but nothin' compared to Rogue.
Todd: Or my Althea.
Samus: Men…