Sup. I'm glad you all liked the trial! Anyway, Jesse's got classes today, so he won't be appearing in today's chap. Oh, and I think you all are going to enjoy Klavier's punishment. Enjoy the chappie! Oh! And expect a lot of Paradox. I just found a shitload of art with him in it. XD
The room is dark, the only sign of light was a spotlight on Klavier, who was in a straightjacket and tied to a chair. 5 pairs of eyes peered out of the darkness surrounding him.
Blue Eyes: Well, well, well. It seems it's time for Klavier's punishment. Don't you all agree?
Gold Eyes: Yes, but what shall we do?
Violet Eyes: Make him suffer the wrath of the gods!
Red Eyes: Slaughter his family and force him to eat their remains!
L. Blue Eyes: I got a better idea...
Klavier: LET ME GO! *rabid growl*
Blue Eyes: Oh? What is your idea?
L. Blue Eyes: SEND HIM TO THE WORLD WHERE BARNEY & JUSTIN BIEBER RULE WITH AN IRON FIST, AND FANGIRLS ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE!
All: YEAH!
Klavier: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The lights switch on as Klavier is teleported away. It reveals the paires of eyes belonged to Yusei, YinYang, Yugi, Yami & Paradox. All are laughing maniaclly.
YinYang: HAHAHAHAHA! *checks time* OH FUCK! Let's go, guys!
Back in the courtroom.
Judge: Well, I'm hoping the Jury has reached a verdict.
Tempus: We have, your honor. We find the defendent Marik Ishtar...
All the Jury Hosts: NOT GUILTY!
Bakura screams in happiness as Marik bursts into tears of joy.
Judge: I hope the prosecution has taken care of Mr. Gavin.
YinYang: I have, your honor. Right now, we'll be using a clone of him that doesn't remeber this entire murder or trial.
Judge: Alright. DISMISSED!
*CLACK*
On the dancefloor, everyone is celebrating.
YinYang: Hello, all! I'm glad the trial went so well! Marik seems really happy to be cleared!
Marik was busy making out with Bakura at the lounge.
YinYang: YAY! THEIFSHIPPING! *faints*
Yin & Yang enter. Both were wearing the school uniforms that are worn in the 5D's timeline; Yin in Blue, Yang in Red.
Yin: I FUCKING HATE SCHOOL!
Yang: You're telling me! Although I like the outfits. *struts*
Yusei: Why were you two in my timeline?
Yin: No reason. Anyway, *sees YinYang on floor* I guess we should start.
Faraday Fan
2/18/12 . chapter 19
Wait, I WAS THE 100TH REVIEWER? Knives! *starts throwing knives everywhere*
Melissa (if she's still there): *listening to Look-a-Like* Marik's not guilty. *pulls lazer gun out of belt* He ain't guilty
Kay: Cosplay as Tails (genderbent or not)
Miles: Take Kay to get ice cream~
Phoenix: Sing Reach for the Stars from Sonic Colours
Everyone: TO THE OLYMPICS! (TO SEE MARIO & SONIC!)
YinYang: You know japanese? Cool! I'm actually half japanese:
Watashi wa Faraday Fan! (You can call me Blossom, it's a nickname)
JA NE MINNA~! Remember; Melissa votes not guilty!
Kay: *dressed as a Genderbent Tails* I feel cute. ^_^
Miles: Hey Kay, wanna go get some Kick Ass Ice Cream?
Kay: YAY!
They leave in the usual way.
Phoenix: Sure! I'm in a good mood today! ^.^
Phoenix: Take off, at the speed of sound
Bright lights, colors all around
I'm running wild, living fast, and free
Got no regrets inside of me
Not looking back
Not giving up
Not letting go
I'll keep on running!
I'm gonna reach for the stars
Although they look pretty far
I'm gonna find my own way
And take a chance on today
The sky with stars so bright
The colors feel so right
I never felt like this
I'll keep on running!
The sky with stars so bright
The colors feel so right
Just take my hand
We're gonna reach for the stars
Tonight...
[Instrumental]
Tonight...
Wake up, living day by day.
Do what I want, and I'll do it my way
The world is flying right below my feet
Got no regrets inside of me.
Not looking back (Not looking back)
Not giving up (Not giving up)
Not letting go
I'll keep on running!
I'm gonna reach for the stars
Although they look pretty far
I'm gonna find my own way
And take a chance on today
The sky with stars so bright
The colors feel so right
I never felt like this
I'll keep on running!
The sky with stars so bright
The colors feel so right
Just take my hand
We're gonna reach for the stars
Tonight...
Tonight...
[Instrumental]
I've got it in my sight.
The colors feels so right.
Got my feet off the ground I'll keep on running!
Oh, I can feel it now.
The colors all around
Just take my hand we're gonna reach for the stars...
Just take a chance (Just take a chance)
We'll do it right again
(I'm gonna reach for the stars)
Just take my hand (Just take my hand)
We'll take a chance tonight...
Reach for the stars...
Tonight!"
[Instrumental]
Tonight...
Everyone cheers.
YinYang: *wakes up* YAY! TO LONDON!
In London...
Sonic: WAGH! YinYang?
YinYang: Hey, Sonic! Good luck today!
Sonic: Uh... Thanks?
YinYang: Watashi wa YinYang! Watashi wa gyakuten saiban to paradokkusu ni toritsukarete imasu! *grins*
Miles: Again, what the hell did you say?
YinYang: I said "I am YinYang! I am obsessed with Ace Attorney and Paradox!" *grins again*
Miles: O_O
After an amazing day in London...
Yang: How the hell did you get all those metals, sis?
Yin: *wearing gold medels around her neck* Paradox did it.
Paradox: *snickers*
YinYang: Next set is from naru-chan 92.
naru-chan 92
2/18/12 . chapter 19
marik didn`t do it! not guilty, not guilty!
anyways, lets begin!
hobohodou: would you teach your grandson to play poker when he`s older?
marik and bakura: why does everyone call you a guy when it`s obvious that your girls?
jaden: want to know what happened to your cheetos? jesse eat them!
jesse: ooooohhhhh jeeeeesseeee...heheheheh, you know your not getting away from my dare...YOUR DOING THAT DARE OR I`M MAKING YOU PUT ON A SEXY BIKINI AND MAKEOUT WITH GANT! but if you do it, I`ll leave you alone for awhooooole chapter! *smile*
Yinyang: get him in that bikini next chapter! *hands portal gun* have fun!
mako: here`s a cuuuuuuute baby plushie, just your mom`s that changes to anything you like!
trucy: i don`t mind that he`s half-duel monster, he`s to cute! so can i babysit him?
edgeworth family: the same dare as before, except with a poison powder soaked into the blade!
apollo: i like you! *hands box to you* it`s pandora`s box from DMC 4! use it to cause aloooooot of chaos! but leave trucy and baby mako alone!
thats all!
HoboHodou: It depends if Dark's gonna kill me first or Trucy makes me disappear forever. Whichever comes first. Either way, I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Dark: *lowers staff* Correct.
Mako: *laughs and extends hand towards HoboHodou* BUU!
HoboHodou is killed VIA Black Magic Attack.
Trucy: Mako!
Mako: *teary eyed*
Trucy: Whoops! Sorry! *hands Mako back rattle that was on ground*
Mako smiles and shakes rattle.
Everyone: Aww...
Marik: *breaks kiss* Call me what you want, I know your jealous that I'm sexier than you. *continues making out with Bakura*
Jaden: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHEETOS?
YinYang: (Jesse's not here so...) LARRY DID IT!
Jaden: *demonic glare & voice* YOU SHALL SUFFER MY WRATH, YOU MORTAL.
Larry: O_O Mother...
(CENSORED FOR EXTREMELY GRUESOME IMAGES)
Jaden: Thank's for the help, Yubel! *eats a cheeto*
Yubel: No problem.
YinYang: You have got to teach me how to do that... And I'll get him next chapter, kay?
Mako: *gets a plushie of a chibi Stardust Dragon* Ahh! *laughs*
Yusei: O_O *secretly jealous*
Trucy: I got you one too, Yusei!
Yusei: Uh... thanks. *gets plushie* (WHOOOOOOOOOO! My own little Stardust~)
Manfred: Fuck my life...
(CENSORED)
All the Edgeworths dance around like idiots once again.
Apollo: *gets Pandora's box* Huh? *opens it a little*
(CENSORED FOR HORRIBLE VIOLENCE AND GREUSOME DEATHS)
Everyone is dead except for Trucy & Mako, all the hosts & co-hosts, Dark, and Apollo.
Apollo: O_O
Mako: *asleep*
YinYang: Dude, that was awesome...
Yusei: *whistles* DINNER!
All the dragons fly down and feast on the carcasses. YinYang revives everyone afterwards.
Zan: Hey! Mine are next!
Zan
2/18/12 . chapter 19
Marik Ishtar: Not Guilty!. Still, that just doesn't seem like something Klavier would do...I am disappointed in you Herr Gavin. (Mental note to self: No more shooting portals at people.)
Dares:
Diego: Go a whole trial without even touching a cup of coffee.
Dahlia: Give Mia a knife and let her stab you as many times as she wants.
Daryan/Engarde: THIS IS SPARTA! *Kicks both of them off a cliff.*
Young Klavier: Here's a new guitar. Break everyone's eardrums.
Truths:
Klavier: WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Phoenix: Who do you like more, Iris or Maya?
Gumshoe: Why did you have such a small paycheck?
Diego: That can be arranged. *leaves*
Dahlia: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO!
Mia: TOO LATE!
Mia stabs Dahlia 1'000 times.
Mia: I'm happy now. ^.^
Zan: THIS IS SPARTA!
Daryan & Engarde: Wait, wha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
They are Sparta kicked off a cliff.
Yami: How big is this fucking dancehall?
YinYang: To be honest, I have no fucking clue.
Y. Klavier: Why thank you, Herr Zan! *plays a wicked guitar solo*
Everyone that's not a host's eardrums are busted. Their hearing is repared afterwards.
YinYang: He can't answer that. He's still facing his punishment.
Phoenix: I have no clue, so I'll just say I like them equally! ^_^
Maya & Iris: *start plotting evil things*
Gumshoe: I blame Yin! *teary eyed*
Yin: Well, duh. I'm very OCD about my investigations going flawlessy.
Yang: In short, she's like a VOn Karma.
Yin: NO I AM NOT! *kills Manfred again*
YinYang: NEXT! *tackls Paradox into SoundProof room*
Brightsky10
2/18/12 . chapter 20
Hm... Nice penname!
Dare time!
Kaiba, mess with Yugi and Yami's hair.
Hobohodou, here's a Death Note. Instructions inside.
Kristoph you better take care of that watch! That cost me 3,000 bucks! If anything happens to it, I'll let Nicola go crazy on you!
Daryan, knock out Apollo and mess with his hair.
Apollo, look in the mirror. Go batsh*t insane on Daryan.
Hobo, did you record the entire thing? Post it on youtube!
Erm... What's gonna happen to Klavier?
Wait, can't you people bring Jack back to life Screw it, that's too plot convient...
OKAY WHO DID IT? WHO THE HELL ATE MY LAST RED VELVET CUPCAKE! AND REPLACED IT WITH A JUSTIN FREAKING BIEBER ALBUM?
*calms down and throws it at Jesse. Then runs faster than Sonic on crack.*
YinYang, host the most kick ass party ever!
Kaiba: I have no idea where they are at at the moment. *oblivious that the duo are making out right behind him*
Suddenly, Kristoph, Franziska, and Dahlia drop dead of Heart Attacks. HoboHodou smirks as he closes a black note book.
Ryuk: Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk. You interest me, Mr. Wright.
HoboHodou: Enjoy it, Ryuk. The fun's yet to come.
Kristoph: I assure you I will. I recognize the brand it is. *smiles*
Apollo: Daryan's not here. He's still falling from that Sparta Kick.
Yami: O_O IT'S A FUCKING PARADOX!
Loud laughter comes from one of the Sound Proof rooms.
HoboHodou: Yes I did! Well, all to the gunshot anyway. Give me a sec. *loeaves to post it on Youtube*
Yin & Yang: He's being punished in the way we RARELY use. Which was at the beginning of this chappie. And I can bring Jack back, but it's going to take a lot of po- SCREW IT, DYNASTY!
Dynasty flies down and uses her power to bring Jack back. He is now standing near Yusei with a confused look.
Jack: Alright, who the hell killed me?
Yusei: Klavier. Don't sweat it. He's getting punished.
Jack: Good. But for now...
Jack drags Yusei to a sound proof room.
All: LARRY DID IT!
Larry: Aw come o-
Larry is killed VIA Cola Bomb.
Nicola: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
Yang: A kick-ass party, eh? *dials # on phone* Hey Chuck, wanna party?
Chuck Norris busts down the door.
Chuck: I'm always up for a party. SPIN THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
Mana: You got it, Mr. Norris!
ONE KICK ASS PART LATER...
Yugi: *with lamp shade on head, standing very still*
Yami: Aibou, where are you?
Yami walks by Yugi. Yugi giggles madly.
Tempus: My dares are up.
Mana: Hey! Give that back!
Tempus: Nope! One kiss!
Tempus Paradoxum
2/18/12 . chapter 19
Excellent trial. I'm glad the real criminal did not get away. Not sure if I can't vote, after all I was the Prosecution's co-council. But if I can...INNOCENTE! (Italian for Innocent/Not Guilty)(Yes I can speak some Italian, thank you Ezio Auditore)
Is there gonna be a party for Marik? I can co-DJ!
Before I start normal dares, this is for you Judge. Si pagherà per colpire me con un martelletto! (stabs Judge with hidden blades) Requiescat in pace. (Translation from Italian: You shall pay for hitting me with a gavel! Rest in Peace)
Okay dare times,
Marik since you are getting set free, I shall grant you a wish.
Kristoph, here have a drink (drink laced with cyanide)
Hobo you haven't been pushed off the Empire State Building yet, Little Nick, Feenie, Phoenix, go push him off.
Maya after the other Nicks push Hobo off, push the rest of them off (except Little Nick) and take a photo. You shall get a giant burger.
and finally Mana, you, me, champagne,soundproof room, NOW!
See ya later!
Yin: Hell yeah there's going to be a party! Tempus, Mana! SPIN THAT MOFO ONCE AGAIN!
One awesome as hell party later...
Tempus leaves with Mana towards the Soundproof rooms with some champagne. The Judge was killed VIA Hidden Knives out of nowhere.
Marik: I'll save it for later, if you don't mind.
Kristoph: Hmph. *sips drink* GGHH!
Kristoph hits the floor and shakes uncontrollably. He then dies of Cyanide poisening.
All the Phoenixes are transported to the top of the Empire state building. The 3 shove HoboHodou off the top, but then Maya shoots all but L. Phoenix off with a rocket launcher. They are all teleported back.
Maya: YAY! *gets giant burger*
Yin: And the final set is from Yuri!
Yuri: YAY!
Yurianna Shan Liu
2/18/12 . chapter 19
Oops~ sorry guys... :$
+ I declare that the defendant, Marik, is... NOT . GUILTY.
+ So Klavier, anything else to say? *preparing a throwing gavel*
+ Jack, luckily justice sides in good hands. Now tell the author to revive you again!
+ And btw, thanks Judge.
+ Psst... (Whispering voices to the prosecution and defense)" Do what you want to the Judge. Tee hee..."
I guess that's all.
Sincerely,
(Baka)Yuri-chan \(^o^)/
Yin: Again, he's not here. *opens a portal* FLING IT!
Yuri throws the gavel into the portal. A loud *THUNK* is heard as the portal closes.
Jack: *from door to soundproof room* I'm fine! Thanks for your concern!
Yusei: Get your Austrailian ass back in here!
Jack: I'm not -AACK!
Jack's pulled in. The door slams after him.
Yang: I don't think YinYang would want to hurt Udgey.
Yin: BUT I DO! *revs chainsaw*
(CENSORED)
Yang: YIN! What the hell did I say about going Jason Voorhees on people?
Yin: I forgot. ^_^
Yang: *palmface* And I guess that's it.
Yin: WAIT! I wanna sing my new song!
Yang: You wrote a song?
Yin: Well, I parodied it of Britney Spears "Three", but still. HIT IT!
A kareoke version of "Three" starts to play.
Yin: This is for all the Yu-Gi-Oh! fans!
Yin: One, Two, Three
You wanna duel me?
Ridin 360 degree, and I'm so speeding
Countin' one, two, three
Yusei, Jaden, Yugi
Getting down with 4Lp, you won't beat me, uh!
Countin'
One, two...
One, one, one, one, two, three...
Countin' one, two...
Countin' one, one, two, three...
Oh, what a night!
To come out a play
A children's card game
What do you say?
You won't escape
Don't you run away
Face down on the floor
What did you play?
Are you in?
Time to summon my dragons, yeah
Are you in?
Playing and counting...
One, Two, Three
You wanna duel me?
Ridin 360 degree, and i'm so speeding
Countin' one, two, three
Yusei, Jaden, Yugi
Getting down with 4Lp, you won't beat me, uh!
Countin' One, Two, Three
You wanna duel me?
Ridin 360 degree, and i'm so speeding
Countin' one, two, three
Yusei, Jaden, Yugi
Getting down with 4Lp, you won't beat me, uh!
Countin'
DMG's charm,
Neos raising cane
Stardust brings all harm
So are you game?
Let's name a team,
Time to play the game
Dueling to extremes,
Time to get game!
Are you in?
Time to summon my dragons, yeah
Are you in?
Playing and counting...
One, Two, Three
You wanna duel me?
Ridin 360 degree, and i'm so speeding
Countin' one, two, three
Yusei, Jaden, Yugi
Getting down with 4Lp, you won't beat me, uh!
Countin' One, Two, Three
You wanna duel me?
Ridin 360 degree, and i'm so speeding
Countin' one, two, three
Yusei, Jaden, Yugi
Getting down with 4Lp, you won't beat me, uh!
Countin'
What to do, my life point's in a dent
I can't lose the duel, I mean what I meant
Time for you to be in loser's end
Let's just duel, you and me... (You and me...)
You and me... (You and me...)
Pot of greed... (Pot of greed...)
Time to duel some more, on the floor...
One, Two, Three
You wanna duel me?
Ridin 360 degree, and i'm so speeding
Countin' one, two, three
Yusei, Jaden, Yugi
Getting down with 4Lp, you won't beat me, uh!
Countin' One, Two, Three
You wanna duel me?
Ridin 360 degree, and i'm so speeding
Countin' one, two, three
Yusei, Jaden, Yugi
Getting down with 4Lp, you won't beat me, uh!
Countin'
Everone cheers one last time...
Hello, I hope you all liked the song I wrote! I got inspired from the BBT Abridged movie. ^_^ Review, and let me know if I should parody any more songs!