Deadpool Gets Sinister - Finale
Deadpool and Mrs. Sinister continued to swing the swords at each other, never seeming to be able to get past the other's block. Deadpool pushed his sword into Mrs. Sinister's causing her to move back. He continued doing this pushing her back until she was up against a wall.
"I'm going to kill you." Deadpool said.
"Hit me with your best shot." Mrs. Sinister said. Deadpool knocked the sword out of her hand and stabbed Mrs. Sinister in the leg with one sword and the shoulder with another.
"I'm gonna make you suffer." Deadpool said. One of the guards who was on the ground began to get up as Deadpool looked back at him.
"Stay the fuck down." Deadpool said. He pulled out a pistol and shot him in the head before turning back to Mrs. Sinister who grabbed his head and slammed it into the wall next to her.
"Pull these swords out of me now." she said.
"Why do I feel like I've heard that before?" Deadpool asked himself. He looked up at the ceiling as it began to cave in and a red and black dragon flew into the basement and began to burn the walls and machines inside.
"No fucking way. Holy fucking shit. This isn't real. It can't be real. I know it's not real." Deadpool said staring at it. Riding the dragon was Rogue from the X-Men who was only wearing a bikini.
"What the fuck? She hasn't even been introduced yet." Deadpool said. "I'm so definitely tripping balls right now." Deadpool said. Rogue jumped down from the dragon and walked over to Deadpool who was being held by Mrs. Sinister. Rogue slapped Deadpool across the face as Deadpool shook his head after the slap.
He closed his eyes and opened them to see that in front of him was one of Mrs. Sinister's female ninja guards, and there really was no dragon.
"What in the shit is a female ninja guard?" Deadpool asked. The ninja slapped Deadpool again and Deadpool's eyes went wide.
"This bitch. Girl you better hold me back," Deadpool said looking back at Mrs. Sinister, "I'm going to open a whole new can of whoop ass on you. I'm about rip that fake ass hair out." He broke away from Mrs. Sinister and grabbed the girl's hair before she could get away.
"Apologize!" Deadpool yelled.
"No." the ninja said.
"Fuck it." Deadpool said. He used the pistol to shoot her in the head and turned around to Mrs. Sinister. "Sorry lover. But I will get the sex from someone else now. May the force be with you and all that shit."
Deadpool pulled out a sword from Mrs. Sinister's leg and shoved it into her stomach as she gasped for air. He pulled the other one from her shoulder and pushed that one through her chest, as she was finally dead. He walked over to where Vanessa's body should be but it was no longer there. Deadpool stared at the ground for about five minutes before shaking his head and leaving the mansion.
"Fuck it. It's a story. She's probably going to end up appearing later for shock factor or some shit. But I'll play along for all you fukers out there. Oh no?! Where ever could she be?!" Deadpool said as he walked out the front door.
"Now where in the fuck am I going?" Deadpool asked himself as he stood outside with the sun shining. He began his journey to where the next villain was, which he, nor I, have figured out yet.
"Mr. Sinister! That's it. Alright yeah, I got it now. Fuck that guy. I'll kill him next." Deadpool said with a smile. He began to skip down the road as the camera slowly panned out and away from him.
"Gotta love a good ending. Well not a final ending but an ending. Whatever. BYE!" Deadpool yelled to the sky.