Disclaimer: I don't own any Cars characters, only Jen, Rocket, Evan, Christine, Zack and Dustin. James belongs to McQueenfan95 who gave me permission to use in the story.

Warning: very bad language ahead. If your Amish, don't read this. Actually, if your Amish, why are you online?

McQueenfan95: hello again. I'm only going to give the same warning as last time. I wrote this on my iPod so grammar and spelling don't apply.

Zack: I thought that was because you just couldn't spell.

James: Zack, I suggest you shut up, he's the one writing the story and he can make your life Hell.

Zack: *gives a 'deer in the headlight' look*

McQueenfan95: anyway, on with the story.

The next day, around noon, everyone was at the V8 café having lunch. When James said, "do you guys hear that?".

Everyone looked at James like he was crazy, so he continued, "that silence. Have you ever known it to be so dang'ed quiet? Even on a slow day?".

Jen understood what he meant, she'd heard the extreme silence. The birds had stopped singing, everything had stopped.

James then said, "something bad's comin', I can feel it". Then he stopped and smelled the air, and said, "I smell something. A smell, a kinda smelly smell. The kinda smelly smell that smells smelly." then his eyes got huge, and he whispered, "Chick".

Jen immediately realized who he was talking about. That meant that Chick and his henchcars had raided the base James lived on right after he had come for her the last time, when Rocket had raced him.

Now, he was coming back, this time for James. And he was probably going to have another court order with him, saying that the towns folks had to give James to him or the town would be bulldozed.

A few minutes later, the sound of a familiar, unwelcomed engine filled the air. James stood up from where he was sitting and, rather then going and hiding, walked to the edge of the parking lot and stood by the road. He then lifted the right side of his untucked t-shirt and revealed the holster that was holding his .45 semi automatic pistol. Then, he looked down at his left boot, lifted his pant leg, and revealed his K-bar commando knife, with a blade so sharp, you could feel it just by looking at it. Then he said, "I'm gonna make him pay for pain he has cause me, my friends," then he turned to towns folks and continued, "and my family".

Everyone was shocked that he had only been there about two weeks and he already thought of them as family.

That was when they saw a huge dust cloud coming over the horizon, following a green speck, which grew as it approached the town. Everyone knew who that green speck was.

The speck eventually grew to the size of a car, and pulled into town, the dust cloud passed and covered the everything with a layer of dust.

When the dust finally settled, everyone saw that, parked in the road right in front of the café, was none other than Chick Hicks. NASCAR racer, cheater, and human hunter.

James just gave Chick his signature death glare. A look that said, "I FUCKING HATE YOU! EAT SHIT AND DIE, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF SHIT!".

Chick then announced to the town, "I'm only here to get what's mine,".

If looks could kill, the glare James was giving Chick would have been a nuclear bomb.

Chick then held out another court order, signed by the Arizona State Attorney, that said that if Chick didn't get "The red haired human", the town would be bulldozed into a shopping mall. Same threat as before.

Doc read it over and said, "it's the same as the last time. It's legal,".

Chick then said, "I'll just take him, and be on my way,".

Jen was completely distraught at this, she didn't want lose James. Not now, not ever. She immedately yelled, "how about race, winner takes all?" she was about to tell Chick, 'you verses Rocket'. But she was interrupted.

James said, "Me and you".

Everyone was shocked to hear this, James continued, "on my turf, you win, I'll go with you without a fight. But if I win, I get my freedom, you don't come back here again, and you stop human hunting.".

Chick then said, "Me and you? I don't mean to be rude, but you probably top out at like, what?, 12-15 miles per hour?.

James then said, "then I reckon you ain't got nothin' to worry about, hotshit".

Chick then answered, "ya know what, that sounds like a great idea. Let's race."

James then said, "meet me back here in one hour".

Chick sped off to Luigi's to get the best set of racing tires he could get, while James walked up the road to the building he was living in. The building that used to be the 'Radiator Springs Garage', (the wooden building that's across the road from the impound), to get himself ready for the race.

James changed into his Dinoco T-shirt, and a pair of camoflage pants. He put his knife back on his ankle and put his holster with his gun in it back around his waist, then he walked back to the café.

Somehow, the media had already caught wind of this. They had heard of this crazy idiot that had challenged Chick Hicks to a race.

James knew this would happen, and had figured that into the plan to get back at Chick.

When he got back to the café, Jen walked up to him and asked, "are you insane? Do you really think you can beat him?".

James said, "What are you gettin' mad at me for? You suggested the race. I just have a great plan. Remember when I said, 'we'll race on my turf'? Well, that's my strategy,".

A reporter then stuck a microphone in James's face and started asking him a huge stream of questions. After they had asked him, "what's your strategy?".

All he said was, "no comment".

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45 minutes later, Chick returned to the café, wearing shiny, new racing tires, ready for just about anything James could throw at him. He had spent the last hour thinking of all the weird stuff that he could pull, and he was ready for anything.

When Chick saw James's t-shirt, he was not too happy. It was just the fact that this guy was that cocky, that he thought they would give him, the biggest idiot in the world, a Dinoco sponsorship. Then there was the fact that it reopened old wounds and reminded him of his old rival, The King.

James then said, "ok Chick, you ready to race?".

Chick only said, "yeah".

James then said, "ok, follow me to the track,", he then walked over to Sarge's SUV bootcamp, and walked out onto the obstacle course.

Chick thought, "this might be tougher than I thought".

James took a place at the start line, Chick pulled up next to him, and Sheriff began to explain the race, and the rules that they would follow. He said, "gentlemen, this will be a one lap race. You must complete one full lap of the course, and all of the obstacles. There will be: no bumpin', no cheatin', no spittin', no bitein', no mamin', no oil slickin', no pushin', no shovein', no back stabbin', no road ragein', no road hoggin', and no lolligagin',".

Sheriff then said, "Gentlemen, START. YOUR. ENGINES.".

James made the noises of a starting engine, Chick then WOT (wide open throttle) started his engine. Everyone but James was impressed.

Sheriff then pulled off the track, and parked trackside. He then yelled, "ON YOU MARK! GET SET! GO!".

Chick took of like bullet fired from a gun. James took a little longer to get out of the gate.

Chick quickly grabbed the lead, moving at speeds close to 150 mph. Then he reached the first turn, and completely lost control. He spun 180 degrees and slid backwards, right into the fence.

James ran by yelling, "EAT MY MUD, COCKSUCKER!".

Chick spun his tires, trying to get out, but his new racing slicks couldn't get a purchase on the muddy ground. He couldn't believe it, he was about to lose to a human. He sat there in the mud, hoping the human would fall and break his leg. Causeing the race to be cancelled. But there were two chances of that, slim and none. Chick watched as the human rounded the last turn, and crossed the finish line with his arms raised to show the world he latest achievement. Beating Chick Hicks in a race, fair and square.

James was so happy, he was a free man. So he asked Mater, "could you go down there and give Chick a tow? I don't think he can get out.".

Mater then drove down to where Chick was, and pulled him back to the start line.

James looked at Chick and said, "I do believe we had a bet. So that's my freedom, you leaving, and you stopping human hunting,".

Chick then tore up the court order, and quickly left.

The media was on James in a matter of seconds, asking him if he had planned what had happened, if he was going to move into the racing curcuit, if he was really sponsored by Dinoco.

All James said was, "no comment".

McQueenfan95: and there ya have it. That's how James beat Chick.

James: Jen, why did you want me to stay so badly?

Jen: *smiles* no comment, *wink*.

McQueenfan95: anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. Please review.

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