Hello everyone, mikan's booty here
and welcome to yet another grand spanking conspiracy theory, y'all.
So, as you all know this is the 21st theory
and I'm proud to announce that this theory
will be more of a successor to my first ever theory I've posted here,
if you remember what's it about, good
if you don't read it again, cause it's short
butt yes, as a special 21st theory, I decided to make a sequel to my first theory.
That's why I mentioned mikan's booty.
But anyway, you read the title of the chapter, so you should know
but this theory is about chapter 3 in dr2 again.
And it's kind of an origin story about how mikan was abducted by the aliens.
You see, you remember the "glue" she used on the one door
and that same "glue" chaiki put in her mouth?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, that "glue" is the CLUE to adding to the theory
of my first theory, which is why this fic is popular btw, it's just because of that theory.
But anyway, I'll tell you now more about this "glue"
and I'll start with that this is not actually glue.
It's alien goop. Or cell.
Why alien?
Well, that goop is green.
And what else is green
but the aliens?
Yes guys
now how did Mikan get this and how did she know that it was sticky
and why the hell did chiaki put that in her mou-
well, the explanation is simple.
Since monokuma is connected to the aliens
he made sure that the aliens left some alien sea men.
That appear from the beach and leave some green goop in the supermarket
when tsumiki looked for that black thing of death.
And so tsumiki discovered it and then inspected it
and then put some on herself and realized that it was sticky
like those sea men on the tv show about beaches and sea she once watched
anyway, yes.
But how does has to do with anything, you moron?
Well, by using that goop, tsumiki alerted the aliens
and they thought is someone found that goop that sea men left
that person would get abducted
so, mikan and nekomaru found that goop.
Nekomaru though is another story.
Anyway, mikan used that goop on the doors
and so she got abducted as you have read in the first theory.
And the final question that is bubbling everyone.
Is why the FUCK did chiaki put that goop in her mouth, for fucks sake.
Sorry. I have tourettes.
jk.
anyway the reason she did that is she knew this was alien crap
and she wanted to know how it tastes like.
Now typically if an AI detects some glue, it doesn't do that stupid and try to taste it
she couldn't identify
(and for those who are not in the clear is an AI.)
The "glue" and she tasted it for cnoformation
don't ask me how that works.
I'm not chihiro, ok?
Anyway, that is the proof all I need to tell YOU reader that
that alien goop left by sea men, is actually aline goop left by alien sea men.
Is it tasty?
Nope, according to chiaki.
Is it dangerous?
Maybe
do aliens exist?
Yes...
…
but that's just a theory. A mikan theory. Thanks for aliening.
So, I here you go that add-on to the first theory.
I was hoping I would make this into a remake, but I'll
do a legitimate remake when I hit chapter 50 or 100 something.
But yes, guys.
If you like this theory, make sure to leave a review
and for every review this chapter gets, you will get your very own
no jokes and no scames
a space craft.
An ufo to be exact.
That's right, it will land right next AS SOON as you leave a review.
And for every new follow/favorite this fic gets, you will get
some of that green goop.
Be careful though, as you might get abducted by aliens.
But that's all for today
tune in next time, where I talk about how mondo has tourettes.