A/N: Hello again! Thank you to my latest reviewers:
Slenderman is totally awesome: Wow, 4 times in a row! Surely you will reach the Isles of the Blest if you haven't already! :D
The Author42: Hahahaha! Well, that's quite an interesting way to put it... XD
rrfanman: Well, maybe the show will go on after all... Mwahahaha!
Bboy13: I'm so glad you liked it! :D Thanks for reading!
percabethGluxa: So true, so true! :D
monor19: I'm happy you liked it! Maybe you'll become the future Thalia... who knows, right? :)
girlwholikescake: Thanks! :D I'm so happy you liked it! (And Apollo is definitely the most fabulous and gorgeous person ever! Arty just doesn't appreciate my- I mean, his awesomeness. By the way, this is not Apollo hacking silentwolf111's account. Just in case she accuses me- I mean, him.)
DerpyNightshade: Thanks! :D I'm glad you liked it!
megameghamango: Like I said to rrfanman, I might just consider making a few changes there... (insert evil smile here)
Iluvcandyiluvcandy: Hmm, maybe you should go talk to Hermes or Apollo about that; they might be able to help you! Good luck with your revenge! :) (That sounded really weird, didn't it? :D)
Brackenfern: GASP! You're right! Zeus was sarcastic; THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! EVERYONE RUN!
All right, now that we're done with that, I can wish you a happy National Blonde Brownie Day! (JAN 22!) :D I don't own any references!
Peace out,
~silentwolf111
HERMES'S POV
"You what?!" I said into the phone.
"You heard me correctly!" Apollo said, laughing.
Oh, he is so dead! That is, if Zeus actually believes Aphrodite's story about Artemis. Which is pretty much impossible. Though you never know; he isn't exactly the brightest of all us gods. Oh, whoops, I didn't mean that, Zeus! Honest! No, please don't zap me with your lightning bolt! I take it back!
Oh, thank goodness. Kids, never insult Zeus if you don't want to be painfully electrocuted. (And trust me, I know what I'm talking about.)
"You really think Zeus is going to believe Aphrodite?" I said into the phone.
"With my luck, probably not. But it's worth a shot, right?" Apollo replied.
"Hmm, maybe. Okay, I'll see ya later! Bye!"
I hung up and logged into YouTube. Well, I have some time before I have to make my next deliveries. Should I watch Artemis's video? Nah, don't want to spoil it for all of Olympus. Well, if the meeting actually happens.
I clicked on my profile page, and saw that my son Travis had left me a message.
PranksRFun: Hey, dad! Guess what I found? This really annoying song! Well, it's sort of a song. But still, me and Connor blasted this on our laptops, and we drove our cabin insane! Ha, it was hilarious! So yeah, just thought you should get in on the fun!
Hmm… I could use some fun right now. I clicked on the link Travis had sent me, and instantly devised a brilliant (and extremely annoying) plan when the song played.
It was basically the same phrase repeated over and over again:
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves, yes on everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! And this is how it goes!
Oh, gods. I feel for my cabin back at Camp! With this on repeat, it was sure to drive anybody insane. Even an all-powerful god…
I grabbed a camera and a boombox, and headed to Zeus's palace. I sat behind a large bush, and hid the boombox deep inside. Beside the bush, I put the disk with the song in, pressed play, and turned the volume up to the max.
Instantly, the song began playing so loud, it shook the ground. I pulled out earplugs and stuffed them into my ears. Aaah, much better.
Immediately, Zeus came running out of his palace, his hands over his ears.
"WHAT IS THAT DREADFUL SOUND?!" he bellowed.
I laughed, but said nothing.
"OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, MAKE IT STOP!" he screamed.
Sorry, Zeus, but I put the song on repeat! The only way to make it stop is to find the boombox and destroy it! Which you would probably have a hard time with, considering it's one of Hephaestus's sturdier creations. Have fun, though!
I teleported myself away to my own palace, where I could still just barely hear the music playing. Oh, I am totally going to get beat up when Zeus finds out that I was behind this! That is, if Zeus finds out…