~Still in the middle of nowhere~
Zak: *wakes up* Bex. *pokes Bex* Do you smell that?
Bex: *sniffs* Is that... waffles?
Drew: *comes in* Guess who made breakfast!
Zak: Let me guess- Dad?
Drew: Fortunately, no.
Bex: Even better! *gets up and goes into the kitchen*
Zak and Drew: *follow*
Doc: *sitting at the table* Good morning, sunshine.
Bex: Morning, Dad. *sits*
Zak: *comes in and sits*
Drew: Who wants waffles?
Zak and Bex: Me!
Drew: *hands out plates of waffles*
Bex: *takes a bite* Hey, these are pretty good.
Zak: What's in them?
Drew: Waffle!
Doc: *laughs* There's waffle in the waffles. That's great.
Drew: *about to say something but her videophone rings, she has to leave the room and answer it*
Zak: Wonder what that's about.
Bex: Meh. *forks a waffle off Zak's plate*
Zak: Hey!
Drew: *comes back in*
Zak: What was that about?
Drew: That was Maboul. He said that Wadi was asking about you, Zak-
Bex: Oooh! *makes kissing noises* She likes you...
Zak: Shut up! *shoves Bex*
Bex: Whoa! *falls off her chair*
Drew: ANYWAY... Wadi's coming to stay with us for a while.
Bex: *gets back on her chair*
Doc: I thought this was a family vacation.
Bex: You never know, Dad. She might be family someday.
Zak: Ok, seriously? Shut up!
Bex: Hey, just telling it like it is, bro. *takes a bite of waffle and gestures at Zak with her fork* She digs you. That much is obvious.
Zak: What isn't obvious?
Bex: The reason why.
Zak: Just you wait. Someday you'll be sorry for that.
Drew: She's just heckling, sweetie. Sisters do that.
Bex: Love you, big brother. *hugs Zak*
Zak: *frowns* ...Yeah. Can I eat my waffle in peace now?
~After breakfast~
Wadi: *knocks on the door* Hello? Saturdays?
Bex: *opens the door* Oh, hi Wadi. Come on in. *leans inside and yells* MOM, DAD, ZAK, SHE'S HERE!
Wadi: Could you say that a little louder? I don't think they heard you in the next town.
Bex: Sorry. *leads Wadi into the kitchen* Want a waffle?
Wadi: I've never had a waffle before. Are they good?
Bex: If my mom made them they are! Here. *gives Wadi a waffle*
Zak: *comes in* Hi, guys.
Bex: 'Sup, Romeo?
Zak: Scram.
Bex: *skips off*
Wadi: Nice to see you, Zak. *blushes*
Zak: You too. *points after Bex* Don't mind her. She's jealous because she only knows four boys our age, and two of them are me and Ulraj.
Wadi: Oh. That's bad, I guess.
Zak: Want something to drink?
~Later~
Drew: That's weird. I could've sworn I just heard Zak and Wadi in the kitchen.
Bex: What were they doing?
Drew: Nothing you need to concern yourself with.
Doc: Drew! We've got a problem.
Drew and Bex: *go into the kitchen*
Doc: Look what I just found.
Drew: Tell me that's not alcohol. Please tell me it's not.
Bex: I would, but then I'd be lying.
Zak: *outside* COME TRUSTY SIDEKICK! LET US BRING THIS CRIMINAL JUSTICE!
Wadi: I thought I was your partner!
Zak: Partner, sidekick, same difference.
Drew, Bex and Doc: *run outside*
Drew: He's drunk again!
Bex: *snorts* Mph... Hahahahahaha! Look, Mom! They've got matching capes!
Zak: I'M BANANAMAN! *strikes a pose*
Wadi: I'M BANANAWOMAN! *strikes a pose*
Bex: Hahaha... *falls over laughing* I'M GONNA DIE!
Doc: YOU'RE DRUNK!
Drew: Not this again, Zak. Please? For me.
Zak: I KNOW NOT OF THIS ZAK OF WHOM YOU SPEAK.
Wadi: DEPLOY BANANARANG! *throws a banana at Doc and Drew*
Zak: THERE HE IS! *points at nonexistent hobo* FOLLOW THAT HOBO!
Bex: *tries to get up, but hears Zak say "follow that hobo" and falls back over, laughing even harder*
Zak and Wadi: *run off*
Doc and Drew: *chase them*
Zak: TO THE BANANAMOBILE! *runs towards the car*
Doc: Oh no you don't! *grabs zak*
Wadi: *climbs on top of the house*
Drew: You get down from there right now or I'm calling your dad!
Wadi: EVIL FEIND! *crosses arms and faces the other way*
Bex: Go Wadi!
Drew: Don't you encourage her, young lady.
Fisk: *climbs up and grabs Wadi then brings her down to Drew*
Wadi: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
Drew: Haven't we already?
Doc: You two aren't leaving our sight until you're sober.
Zak: What if it takes all night and you fall asleep?
Doc: We won't.
Zak: But what if?
Doc: Don't get mouthy with me. You're in enough trouble.
Bex: Let's lock him in the bedroom.
Drew: What about her?
Bex: The hall closet.
Doc: Let's just send her home. You should've known this was a bad idea, Drew. I mean, look at all the crazy stuff that's happened already!
Drew: Zak, what were you thinking?
Zak: Would it help if I said I wasn't?
Bex: Ain't that the truth.
Zak: *scowls* Butt out.
Wadi: Fiskerton, put me down.
Fisk: Why?
Wadi: DO IT!
Fisk: *puts her down*
Wadi: *runs off and throws up in the bushes*
Bex: Want me to hold your hair back?
Zak: Was that an insult?
Drew: When she stops throwing up, Wadi's going home.
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A/N: Another Invader Zim parody scene. "There's waffle in 'em!"- GIR, Invader Zim.
This chapter's "Zak gets drunk" is from sparkyzebo.