Ryn: Okay people, I've finally caught up to the mistaken Remus letters...-_-'. Still thanks to everyone who reviewed (namely .forever and 1m4n) and I think everyone else can learn from their example... (hint hint).

Mana: She just wants you to review.

Ryn: And you don't?

Sam: Yes, but we don't obsess over it like you do.

Ryn: I'm not obsessed.

Sam: Denial.....

Ryn: Shut up.

(their argument fades into the background.....)

Lucy,
Maybe you have a stick up your ass, but it seems that you are a happy-go-lucky person through and through. I mean coming up with such unique nicknames? Gosh, must be hard. If I'm incapable so are you...not a bright person, are you? What did your mother drink when she was pregnant with you? Bleach? I don't wish or want to know you, but I know I'm a better person than you. And how old are you? 'My place in society'. You are probably going to be a real pain in the ass to whoever your kid is.
Heres to an early grave for you,
Samantha Wolffe

General James,

I'm not sure what to say about Lily. One of my friends turns out to be writing to her....strangely she is saying you have been placing singing flowers around her? I don't know, I'd have to confirm. Anyway, I do not know what to do with her....I see your salute and raise you a bow.
Queen Wolffe

Severus,
Ah, so James is the stalker type. Sam is writing to him and she's trying to stop him from that habit. It's funny bacause Elodie is giving advice to Lily on how to lose James.
In the meantime, our group has played another prank on the preps! They had bullied this one girl about her appearance os we substituted their shampoo with neon dye and put a spell on their lipstick and eyeliners to make their lips and eyelids swell to the size tennis balls. The neon dye and the swelling didn't take affect for an hour so that they would think they were okay but when they came for beakfast....Ah yes, very good prank that was. You could say we are the Secret Police around here.
Always and Forever,
Anna

Dear Remus,
Yes, it's brilliant you see! We shall bring him to the good side! It wouldn't take much, I'm sure. He's really nice to talk to you know, so we can cinvince him to join our side!
As for Voldemort, he sounds like a downright mustard (if you catch my drift).
Did Sirius put alcohol in your drink perhaps? Please be careful, and don't do anything stupid.
Always and Forever,
Anna

Sirius, My Dearest,

You're welcome. Anytime, really.
Whore? You said it, not me. I simply didn't expect Gryffindor's stud to be innocent. My mistake.
Anyway, despite your questionable reputation, I have to admire your taste. Though I really odn't need to know that Crystal Marshall's right boob is bigger than her left, or that Courtney Manson's cheating on her boyfriend because he just can't satisfy her. (Imagine the imagery that went with that. I think I'm scarred for life.)
I also didn't need to know that Courtney's boyfriend, Jason, who apparently tasted the potion when he kissed her, has had disturbing dreams about ME of all people! (Ew!)

So, for your next challenge, I want you to learn the spell 'Quinivros'. Use the sample scent and outfit provided. Just point your wand at both items and say 'Quinivros Lucius Malfoy'. Then be amused. (Make sure he's in a very public place when this happens. K?)
Your Darling Elodie

P.S. It hurts how much you doubt me.

Lily, Lily, Lily,

I'm going to give you some advice. First. When a boy wants to fit in, he'll do stupid things (just like girls). He may even say things that he doesn't believe just to get included. Even call his best friend/crush a mudblood. Second, when he defies the very people that he wants to fit in with to talk to you, he's got it good. A total goner. And lastly, no teenage boy would beg and plead unless his very manhood (or his heart) was on the line.
Think about this advice before you write me back.
Elodie
P.S. Sev's a great guy, whose heart is in the right place. He's been trying to be a better guy, but it takes awhile for old habits to die. Also, don't ask the guy out if you don't like him. You'd crush his heart. He'd never recover.

(voices fade back in)

Ryn: We have fans! Billions and billions of fans!

Sam: Three.

Ryn: Billions!

Sam: Sure....*pats Ryn on the head*

Mana: We would also like to apologize for any spelling and grammar mistakes. We would appreciate it if you would point out any serious mistakes. Thank you.

Sam: Please don't forget to review!