A/N: Okay, I'd like to thank raven-blackwood, my beta, for helping me with these idea's, this is really just a filler, next chapter, 2 year time skip!! :D
Chapter 21: total randomness
Gaara had been hanging out with Normal guys at school, and so he had been picking up on their behaviour. So one day, him and Courtney were sitting in the lounge room at Jessie's house, and Gaara let out a burp. Courtney let out one louder. That continued for a few minutes, until Courtney couldn't burp any louder, so she farted. Gaara let one out louder than hers, and Jessie chose that moment to walk in.
"Out," Jessie said with a glare. On their way to the door, Courtney let out a louder one, and Gaara went one better, but it was really strained. Suddenly a nasty smell filled the room, then Courtney turned around and kicked him in the nuts, and it made a disgusting squelching sound. Gaara doubled over in pain, while Courtney thought to herself, 'holy fuck he shat his pants!'
"Ha ha! I laugh at your pain!" Jessie said as she pointed at him. Gaara just glared at her.
"Burn biach," Courtney laughed.
"Shut up," Gaara growled.
"Make me," Courtney retorted.
"I will, once the ability to walk returns to me," Gaara gave her a death glare. Later that day, Jessie, Courtney, Gaara and Senritsu went to a festival, and Jessie got Gaara and Senritsu a balloon.
"What's so great about it?" Gaara asked.
"It's awesome coz it's a balloon," Jessie answered.
"Does it scream when it dies?" he asked.
"Only if you let the air out real slow," Courtney explained. The balloon hit a tree, causing it to pop. Gaara's eyes went wide.
"What the heck was that?!" Jessie, Senritsu and Courtney found his expression funny, so they all started laughing.
"The balloon popped," Jessie explained. After A few minutes of walking around, Senritsu ran over to a tree, and when she came back, she was holding a racoon.
"Can I keep it?" she asked.
"Sure, we can call it Shukaku!" Jessie cheered.
"Yeah!" Courtney agreed. They all turned to look at Gaara.
"You gotta say it," Jessie told him.
"Fine," he grumbled.
"Like you mean it!" Courtney shouted.
"Yes that's a great idea," he said in fake enthusiasm.
"That's more like it!" Courtney told him. Shukaku was a really friendly racoon, and it acted more like a dog. That night, it slept on the bed between Jessie and Senritsu.
The next day, they left Shukaku at home with food and water, and left for an arcade. Jessie made Gaara play DDR, and he was horrible at it. His movements were really stiff, and his timing sucked, so Jessie and Courtney got up to show him how it's done. They got a perfect score, and then let Senritsu have a go. Senritsu didn't do very well, but she's five, it can be expected. Although, she did do way better than Gaara.
A/N: Hehe, my twin Courtney is here with me now, she said she'd never let Gaara live shitting his pants down ^^, lemme know what you thought!!
Courtney: review bitchezzzzz!! roflGASM!!! I want to threaten u all to review but my sister wont let me -_- so I shall kick her ass :D anyway, tell us what you thought!! :D
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