EowynsPen
Hiya Matsydoodleda!
That's your new nickname!
Matt: -laughs-
Matsuda: don't make fun of me!! at least I'm getting a nickname!!
I think of the funnest nicknames! I nicknamed my fried Michelle"Shellerificus!" It was fun!
So,
1. Matsy isn't a pansy! Matsy rocks!
Thank you :D!
2. Yes you are very wise.
Nobody's ever called me wise… that I can remember anyway.
3. Not bunny pens. PLOT bunny pens. Where you put the plot bunnies so they
don't mo you when you're trying to do something. Those things are VISCIOUS!
Uh… okay… ?
4. Turtlebread ROCKS!
It sounds like it rocks :D
5. Matsu, can I bottle you and sell you on ebay? Please?
… no
6. Who's your favorite ancient Egyptian god or goddess? Mine's Bastet. I
named my cat after her. Cat goddess, you see.
Um, I don't know much about them…
7. What religion do you identify with?
Christianity
8. I am looking into my crystal ball... I see you... in a suit (big
surprise)... changing... into lederhosen... and clogging... on a stage... OW
MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY ARE BLEEDING!
Aww, come on… it wouldn't that bad!
Matt: it wouldn't! Hey, Matsuda, if you do that dance, I'll video tape it so we can put it on YouTube and people will see what an awesome dancer you are!
Matsuda: Hey, that sounds awesome!…. wait…
Matt: -grins-
Matsuda: you're not serious, are you?
Matt: oh, no I'm serious.
Matsuda: so I'm really a good dancer?
Matt: … uh-huh!
Matsuda: liar. You don't like my dancing.
Kay well luv u Matsu bye!
-EowynsPen
Bye!
OutcastToReality
Wow, I had no idea you were on here! I must say, every time you spoke I
couldn't help but chuckle a bit at your cuteness. There are far too many
posts to read through them all, so I will simply have to hope I'm not
repeating any questions.
-Chibi smile- thank you!
L: So what questions DO you have?
L: OMG another me!
Rachel: yeah, there are lots of L clones out there.
L: well… whose the real one? I think I'm the real one.
Rachel: well, it doesn't matter because I'll always love you!
L: yay!
Matsuda: um… can we get back to my story please?
Me: Hmm... come to think of it, I don't have any. -blush-
L: How about asking him how he is feeling today?
Me: There's an idea. -hugs L- How are you Matsuda?!? ^_^
I'm good! Thank you for asking!
L: -blush-
Matsuda: ahaha!!! The L I know does that too!
L: -blush- hey! don't tell them that!
Rachel: yeah! Then people will get jealous and try to steal him –glomps L- He's mine so back off! You can have a clone though!
Peridot Tears
OwO xD I am being fangirly. Anyways, does Light make you feel old? x)
Rachel: heh… I know how you feel –hugs L tighter-
Matsuda: sometimes yes. But then I look at the chief and I feel much better.
Rachel: besides, Matsuda is more like a child than Light is. So he shouldn't feel that old :D
Matsuda: did you just call me immature?
Rachel: I implied it, yes.
Matsuda: whatever…
~PT
bye!
Kit-Kat Punk-lover
Merry christmas!
Yay, Christmas!!
Near: We still have two weeks before christmas!
Aww… you disappoint me.
Me: So! Lol You all will get really nice gifts! Lol
Yay!! Now I'm happy again.
Beyond: i helped her pick them out myself :).
Mello: o.O Uh I don't want mine!
Near: Me either.
-reading from a note card- Hey, it can't be that bad!! Beyond seems like a nice enough guy… WTF? Who wrote this?
Wrath and Gaara: We do!
Me: You got to wait till christmas!
Gaara: Aw.
Wrath: -whispers in Gaara's ear- Well sneak a peek at them.
Gaara; YAY SNEAK A PEEK!
Me: What was that?
Gaara: Nuthing!
Rachel: lol… little kids are so cute! –looks in the other room- Ed, Al… you two better get away from there!
Ed: dang…
Al: I'm sorry mommy!
Neasr: You should know that we have no idea what happened to Light.
Me: A note was left though! It says, "Muhahahahahahaha give me 200 chickens
and you can have Imagay back!"
Near: He's not worth 200 chickens.
Rachel: you're right… he's not, but it'd be fun to torment him some more :D –gives whoever wrote the note 200 chickens-
Light: thank you!!! –hugs Rachel and chants "thank you" over and over again-
L: -capoeira kicks Light- BACK AWAY FROM MY WIFE!!!
Light: you have a wife –laughs-
Rachel: what's so funny?
Light: L got a wife. I never thought that'd happen.
Rachel: -capoeira kicks Light- did you just insult my husband?
Light: shit… two people can do capoeira… and they both hate me!
Rachel: haha that's right! (btw, I can't do capoeira in real life but I wish I could!)
L: hey chicken man!! You can have Light back!
Chicken man: I don't want him! –random clucking is in the background- I got me some chickens!! Come here little chickies!!!
Rachel: uh… anyway, we're going to find something to do with Light
L: let's hold a vote! We'll have people tell us what they want to happen and then we'll do that next chapter!
Rachel: yay!
Matsuda: … back to my story please!
M3e: You got that right! By the way, does anyone want a twilight charatcer!
Rachel: nah, I "own" them in my story so I don't need to buy one. (Disclaimer: I do not own anyone from Twilight)
Matsuda: WHAT HAPPENED TO GETTING BACK TO MY STORY?!?!
Edward: -tied up- -growls- Let us go!
Me: But your going to fetch a pretty penny ed! Your so cute!
Bella: Back off!
Me: Back off! Hello? Your in love wity two guys -**-
Bella; I love Edward more!
me: Who wouldn't over Jacob! XD
Near: Please no catfights.
Me: All the vampires are here too. Matsu will you buy someone?
No… I don't really want any of them…
Beyond: It took a while to snatch them too.
Me: That's all for now! Bye!
Matsuda: bye!!!
TheSulkingWolf
I'M BACK! Sorry for not reviewing last time!
That's okay… you're back now!
1) Ever played the sims? I love that game!
No, I haven't…
2) Matsu has a girlfriend, Matsu has a girlfriend, ha ha ha ha!
What's so funny about that –hugs Victoria-
3) pist... (wispering) My dog is stalking me, help!
LMAO that's hilarious!!! Give it food somewhere else.
Rachel: Just don't hurt it… I don't approve of animal violence.
Matsuda: of course you shouldn't hurt your puppy!
4) I hate my english teacher, she made us do a packet on commas! WHO MAKES
YOU DO AN ENTIRE PACKET ON FREAKIN COMMAS!?
Rachel: Ick… that sounds like my English teacher but she's never given us a packet on commas.
5) comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, comma...
Matsuda: MY EYES!!! Stupid comma.
6) Want a glass of milk?
Sure!
7) It's lactso-free milk!
What's that?
8) LET'S GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN CHARLIE!
Matsuda: what?
Rachel: lol I love that but if you want me to go there, my response is "shit no"
9) Have a gift! (gives Matsuda a rusty spoon)
Matsuda: Um… thanks.
10) I shall this really funny video called 'Drive-by compliments' where these
dudes drove around in a car and shouted (in a kinda angery voice) compliments
at people. It was funny!
o… okay… sounds… interesting.
Well, later...
Bye!
YoutubeGirl
Hello Everyone!
Wow. I'm Matsu's new girlfriend. How could I've been so dumb. -bangs head on
the table- Ow. That hurt.-rubs forehead-
awww… don't hurt yourself –gets you some ice-
1)Matsu, Am I your first Goth girlfriend?
Yep!
2)Am I your first Vegetarian girlfriend?
Actually, I had one in college… well, she was a vegan so I dunno if you count that as vegetarian…
Rachel: they don't eat meat, so I would.
Matsuda: no one asked you!
Rachel: I am Matsuda!! Hear me rawr! Mew!! Lol you're so funny.
Matsuda: -grumbles- stupid Rachel. I can't wait until you get your retainer so you can't talk for fear of having a lisp! –Rachel pouts but laughs-
And I'm clearly your first Goth Vegitarian girlfriend...
Yep!
3)Did your family members drive you insane?
Many times.
Oh here is a link to a Death Note video. I would suggest having tissues
around to clean the blood dripping from your ears because of Misa's annoying
voice.
Oh.. I dunno if we should listen to it then…
/watch?v=bf0oQOOPFpk
Rachel: lol I actually saw this today!
Copy and Paste!
Lol poor Matsu!!
Matsuda: shut up! And my face was NOT red!!! Plus Sachiko was being hypocritical… she married a cop… what a stupid woman
Rachel: lol laughs at Sachiko… I'm not much of a fan of hers. She looks nicer in the Live action movies.
Wow. Minnesota. I've never been there. I have been to New York and Florida.
Rachel: it's so much fun!!!
Matsuda: since this is my story and this is my girlfriend, could we get back to me? thank you.
Rachel: whatever…
4)Gone to Disney World?
Nope.
5) Were you a heartbreaker back in high school?
I think I was
Random kid from high school: no… he was more of a looser
Rachel: don't make fun of my uncle –capoeira kicks the random guy-
Matsuda: yay!! I'm being defended.
6) You don't really care that your two teenage neices are married to guys
like in their twenties right? (I'm guessing L is like 25 and B.B is like 22 or
21.)
I guess I can't anymore! –hugs you-
Since I'm a teen and your like late twenties?
Anyone calls me a pedophile again and I'll slap them.
I just got a great idea for a like three or two story chapter! Mastu
indroducing me to the Taskforce! I can just picture their faces. I should get
started on that.
Ooh that'd be fun!! I would read it!
7)I have seen the funniest thing alive. I saw a photo of Zac Efron as Light
on google images. The two ugliest people alive on my computer screen. I needed
to like clean my eyes out after that.
Light: I'm not ugly!
Rachel: quiet!
Light: -quiet!!-
Matsuda: I'm sorry for your eyes… but they're not ugly –Rachel threatens to kick Matsuda- okay, okay, they're ugly! U-G-L-Y!!!
I was wacthing a part 2 of episode 30 on Youtube (I'm madly in love with
youtube. Seen my username?) And you -points finger at Matsu- Yes you the
god-like dude were doubting if Kira was totally evil. He is! But I'll overlook
your tiny mistake for your hansome face.
-smiles- I love you too!
Bye-kisses Matsu-
Bye!!
-Rachel goes to get her braces off… then it goes to the next day-
OMG I JUST FINISHED ALL MY FINALS!!! YIPEE!!!
Oh, and I got my braces off which rocks!
Matsuda: hurrah, hurrah, let's answer the questions!!!
master holykira
zack:this is so not fair!
me: ur telling me! i have to completed this stupid course
(we r talking about a class deals with crimes and i'm almost flunking it)
oooh good luck with that
ever failed in school?
Depends on what you mean by failed in school… I got good enough grades to pass but my teachers told me I'd fail at life… does that count?
Rachel: poor Matsu!!!
Matsuda: you're happy now…
Rachel: did you not see me walking around the house ten minutes ago saying "Finals are over!!"?
Matsuda: … no comment.
worst crime case?
Hm… not really sure. I guess the one where someone tried to imitate Beyond… that was kinda freaky.
rain: has anyone used the internet to kill someone with a web page like in
Untraceable
I'm afraid I can't answer that question… I'm not really sure myself… but that'd be creepy
Rachel: I still need to see that movie… maybe I'll watch it over Winter Break.
Matsuda: yeah, yeah, now go somewhere so you can't interrupt me again.
Rachel: FINE! I'll just go eat my bologna sandwich! –pouts and stalks off to eat the bologna sandwich-
Matsuda: finally
Matt: that's how I feel when you leave XD
Matsuda: shut up.
Sonar
Hey Matsuda
Congrats on getting a girlfriend?
Thank you! :D
Most humliating thing you done in front of a girl?
Hm… does showing them your collection of stuffed animals count?
Matt: LMAO
Matsuda: shut up, Matt!!
Do you often take teasing other officers too far?
I dunno… they tease me a lot so I tease back. You'd have to ask Ukita or Mogi or someone who's honest –cough- not Aizawa or Ide cuz they're more biased than the others–cough-
Nails on a chalkboard is horror.
(comes up behind Matsuda and pours flour on him)
-coughs for real this time- that's… no… should I really comment on this?
Matt: who cares. Get to the next question.
Matsuda: right!
Do you want kids?
Someday yes.
Ever had to give a lecture at schools?
Nah… they didn't trust me XD
What was one of the pranks that the officers did to you to keep you away from
the crime scene?
They sent me to Brazil because I "won a special surprise that would be revealed to me when I got there" … it wasn't nice.
Which law is stupid?
Hm… I'm not really sure…
Matt: the one where people aren't allowed to get married to others of their own sex! What a looser law!
Rachel: -comes back- I second Matt's statement
Matsuda: go eat your sandwich!
Rachel: but I finished…
Matsuda: oh…. Okay :D
Favorite law?
The one that prohibits killing… except people don't follow it.
Ever misfired your gun?
Yeah… multiple times, actually. I have a few scars to prove it.
Have you ever tried to hug Ide? (Ide looks at her funny as Aizawa laughs)
… no… and I don't think I want to… No offense, Ide. It's just that you'd kick my ass again.
(Sonar hugs Ide.
Sonar: I'm kidding.
Ide: I know you are.
Sonar: Well at least we are on good terms.
Ide: Indeed.)
Is it true that Ide was the one that had to talk you into coming back to the
taskforce and pulling yourself together?
I don't remember that talk…
Matt: he's just in denial… the answer is yes.
Bye
Matsuda: bye!!
PS: More to come soon.
Really? YAY!!!
Thank you everyone!!!
Matt: there's a story on "Matt Responds" if anyone cares to read it… it's about an awkward conversation Rachel had with her biological mother.