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Title: A Day in the Life of a Blader
Genre: Humour/Parody
Rating: K+
Summary: Ever wandered what your favourite Beyblade characters did everyday?
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Chapter Twenty One: Garland Tzebult

6:00: Wake up and have breakfast

6:15: Go for a run outside.

7:15: Come back home to rest after an hour run. Drink three glass of water and have two pieces of fruit.

7:45: Go for another run around the BEGA complex

8:15: See Tyson on the streets. Don't blade him – instead, go punch him in the face as payback for him beating me.

8:45: Head to martial arts classes. Am pleased to see Rei

9:15: Beat the crap out of Rei for shooting me earlier before (yes I did not die even though it says I died in Enrique's routine)

9:30: Send Rei to the hospital

10:00: On the run for almost killing Rei

10:30: Sprint down the streets and then hide in a blue dumpster – decide this dumpster would make a very good home

11:00: Ordering my team to transport my things to my dumpster

11:40: Still moving…

12:00: Buying batteries to keep my battery-run technology up and working

12:15: Paint a mural of me on the dumpster

12:45: Hop on laptop and go to eBay to sell my Apollon for some money because I'm poor

1:16: Go for another run

2:30: Now going for a swim in the ocean

3:00: Working on plan on becoming a skilled hitman like Rei

3:25: Decide I must kill Rei in order to be the number one hitman in town

3:40: Hurt Rei – Rei dies

4:25: Am deciding what targets I should hurt

4:50: Grab my trusty shovel and head towards Tyson's place

5:00: Hit Tyson out of revenge (again) for him beating me

5:30: Hit Hiro for the hell of it

7:00: Head back home and go to sleep

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I know I said I have 'retired' but I've decided this story and Crazy Beyblade Drabbles must be completed before I do finally leave. Also, if you were a fan of 'Passport Slap' head over to AquilaTempestas's profile and read the spin-off, 'Victory is Life, Defeat to Our Enemies'.