Last time, Paul obliterated Ash in battle; Narlis began his story of how he ended up in The Dark Cyphers' base.

Disclaimer: Eh, I'm too lazy to type a disclaimer. Imma go get some burritos, see ya.

Hey guys! I haven't updated in a while because of god damn school. So much work, I also got addicted to Naruto. Started watching it again.

I was one happy son of a bitch. I just won against Bruno! The champion of champions in the fighting world! But it also sucked, I ran away from the media as fast as I could.

If I heard, "what was it look beating Bruno?" or "can I have your autograph" one more time, I would take a shit and smear it all over who says that's face.

"Hey, can I have your autograph?" asked a little boy.

Steam came out of my ears, as I took a shit and smeared it on the boy's face. When I say something, I do it.

"Hey, you're under arrest for smearing shit on a boy's face!" yelled a near by officer Jenny.

"Aww crap..." I mumbled.

I ran away as fast as I could, as more and more officer Jennys swarmed me.

I flipped over one, and knocked out two others. If I was in my best condition, I'd get out of here with no problem, but I just fought Bruno, so I was pretty screwed.

I ran out of the arena, dodging all the fans, and raced for my car.

I opened the door, but I was immediately hand cuffed by one of the officer Jennys.

She was panting. "You're *pant* under arrest for smearing poop on a little boy's face."

I would have been able to easily break out of the hand cuffs, but remember, I was exhausted.

I was surprised when the officer Jenny was shot in the head, and an ominous figure stood in front of me.

"I have... a proposition for you," the sonorous voice said. He wore a black suit, and had a mask on.

"What kind of proposition?" I asked curiously.

"Well, more officer Jennys will obviously come... I can get you out of this, if you join my crew. I've noticed your more than exceptional fighting skills, and you'd be a great addition. You can teach my special class."

I pondered on this. "What kind of crew is it?"

"You'll see later, but I can get you out of this mess."

"All right, I'm in."

"Good," he replied. "All officer Jennys in the area will be dead by this evening."

"Wait, that's not what I wanted!" I yelled.

"Too late," he said as he put a sack around me.

I found myself in a dark room, with handcuffs on my wrists.

"Where the hell am I?" I asked, panting.

He smiled. "No where good."

"Who are you?"

"The name's Butch, don't forget it."

"All right Buffy, why am I here?!"

"I said Butch!"

"Look, I know Ballsack, just tell me!"

"Fuck you! My name is BUTCH!"

"All right, Jason, this is going no where. Tell me why I'm here!"

"Okay, where the hell did you get Jason?" Bitch asked- "IT'S BUTCH!" "Shut up!" said the eighteen-year old author.

"Enough of this, Booshiramokan, why am I here!?"

"I was told to capture you by my boss. The Nightmare, she's twisted," Bakugan said.

"Let me go!"

"No. You don't get it, do you? We couldn't capture Bruno because he's famous. You in the other hand, well, not as many people know you. You're the perfect attribute for The Dark Cyphers. Sneaky, and powerful," said Banana.

I snorted. "I'm flattered, truly, now let me get the hell out of this miserable shit hole!" I yelled, as veins popped out of my neck.

"You're a dumbass. Don't you see? If I got a ticket out of here, I'd take it. But once you joined, or are captured like me, there is no going back. You'll never see your family again. Hell, unless you're lucky and get to go on a mission, you'll never see daylight again. Until you die, you're stuck here, accept it!" said Butter.

I screeched and reached out to attack Buchi Cinnamon Roll. But the metal handcuffs were too powerful, and I was flung back into the wall.

"D-Damn you!"

"Better get used to this new environment," Bataki chuckled.

"Just...LET ME GO!"

"There is no escape except for death."

"I'd rather die then be stuck with you assholes!"

"Fine then. Kill yourself, if you want to rot in hell for eternity, go right ahead. I even have a gun for you. Oh, and don't even try to shoot me, if you attempt, you'll find it quite unpleasan-"

"Wait...what do you mean "If you want to rot in hell."

"Let me show you a little something..." Butchiesdouchebag said.

He unlocked me handcuffs, and the first thing I did was reach Sean's neck.

However, R-Dizzle quickly kicked my ribcage, and kneed my head.

"Don't get ahead of yourself..."

Rihanna led me into a room with many locks and ten inch thick metal.

What I saw almost stopped my heart.

In front of me was Ho-oh on a platform.

"No way..." I mumbled.

"Better believe it. Guess what we're going to do with him..."

My eyes slowly widened. "You wouldn't... only a sick bastard would..."

"Meh."

Ho-oh coughed. "Listen to me David..."

I stood silent. Did Ho-oh say that?

"Yes, I did. David, about five years from now, you're going to meet someone who will change the world. This boy's name is Ash Ketchum I believe. He was recently abandoned, and he is striving to become stronger. I don't know if it's for better or worse, but he will end this. You will be a guide to him. You must help him become stronger. Like you, he possesses Aura. *Cough* Oh, and do me another favor... kill Red..."

Those were Ho-oh's last words. Buukile turned on a switch, and Ho-oh screamed in agony as electricity streamed through his body... he was dead.

"N-no!"

There were so many unanswered questions. I wasn't prepared for all this. Who was Ash Ketchum? How would I know when I see him? Why was I the one who had to guide him? Guide him in what?...who was Red? No, who IS Red?

"Well, you've seen what I wanted you to see, move along now."

"B-B-B-Binfected Anus! I'm going to kill you!"

"I'm not even going to bother saying my name is Butch..."

Author's Notes:

Hey guys! I'm so, so, so sorry for the really late update.

Honestly, I don't really have an excuse. I got sick, but that only lasted a few days...

I got caught up in watching Naruto, homework, high school parties, and putting up with Lucario.

I promise my next update will be faster.

Answer to last quiz question: The strongest pokemon trainer in all of the pokemon games put together is Red in Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver.

Question of the Day: What level does Vulpix learn flamethrower in pokemon Leaf Green and Fire Red?

Would you Rather: Eat a Pignite OR eat bacon?

Thanks for reading guys!

PokeFanBoy786, signing off.