20-10-18

- Dirty talk -

A/N: Hansanna pairing. Anna talks dirty to Hans during a formal meal.

Anna poured out some more wine into her glass and took a long sip. She didn't particularly enjoy formal meals with dignitaries and wine was the only way for her to get thought the evening. She would much rather be in her chambers spending some much needed time alone with her husband. On the other hand Hans thoroughly enjoyed such gatherings. He would take great pleasure having in depth conversations about politics and such like with other guests at the dinner table. Anna was sat next to Hans and squeezed his knee under the table to remind him that she was present at the dinner table too. Hans stopped his conversation and turned to his wife.

"Are you okay, my love?" Hans was aware that Anna wasn't fond of formal dinner parties.

"More wine?" She asked Hans picking up the carafe of red wine. Hans could tell from Anna's rosy cheeks that she was already slightly drunk from drinking the wine.

"I'm okay thank you," Hans replied. He lent into her ear "But I think you might have had enough," he whispered and returned back to his conversation with Prince Louis who was sitting on the other side of Hans. Anna rolled eyes and huffed. To make things worse Anna had the Duke of Weselton sitting on the other side of her. She couldn't stand the old fart and the way he would constantly be putting his huge nose into their business. He had already attempted to make conversation with Anna but she would ensure that she would look totally disinterested in anything that he had to say in hopes to deter him speaking to her.

A hand started to stroke Hans' leg, steadily making its way to his crotch. Hans jerked suddenly and let go of his knife and fork at the unexpected contact. The cutlery made a loud clanging noise as it dropped onto the plate alerting most of the people sitting at the table. His cheeks flushed red from embarrassment.

"Is everything okay Prince Hans?" Prince Louis asked in his thick French accent.

"Yes I'm fine," Hans grumbled. He knew exactly who the culprit was and turn to glare at his wife."Anna what are you doing? We are sitting at a dinner table with the presence of highly important people. You can't start acting like some brazen hussy!" Hans hissed. Anna didn't care for Hans' comment she just wanted to misbehave and get him all flustered. Being under the influence of alcohol had caused her to lose her inhibitions. Anna raised an eyebrow at Hans and lent into this ear.

"Well you don't seem to mind me acting like a hussy in the bedroom, especially when I have your cock in my mouth!" Anna purred. She made a brash move and groped at his crotch. Hans had to restrain from shouting out.

"Anna, please!" Hans pleaded through gritted teeth as he tried his very best to distract his thoughts of Anna using her pretty little mouth to pleasure him. He could already feel the material of his trousers stretch around his groin. Anna smirked as she started to feel Hans' cock stiffen under her hand.

"Oh darling, whats wrong? You know I could always go under the table and take care of you. No one would even notice that I'm missing from the table right now." Hans shuffled uncomfortably in his chair at Anna's attempts to tease him. She was such a seductress when she wanted to be.

"That would be highly inappropriate Anna!" Hans growled.

"Oh, I don't need to use my mouth, I'm quite capable of using my hands too. As you know I thoroughly enjoy stroking that long, pink, princely cock of yours," Anna nibbled gently on Hans' ear. He closed his eyes and a low moan escaped from his lips. Anna was relishing the fact that Hans was actually enjoying her shameful suggestions and actions. The evening had just become more exciting for Anna. Hans was certain that some of the guests had grasped what was going on between them. He observed a couple of young princesses sitting opposite him whispering between themselves and giving him coy glances. Hans attempted to smile warmly at them as his wife continued to paw at him under the table.

"Anna, people are watching!" Hans face was now crimson.

"Let them watch, there is nothing wrong with having a newly wedded couple showing their affection for each other."Anna clocked the two princesses giving Hans bashful looks and flirty smiles and glowered at them. Both girls shrank back into their chairs and avert their gazes some where else. Anna applied some more pressure on Hans now fully erect penis and rubbed him through the material. Hans tilted his head back from Anna's ministrations, attempting not to draw attention to himself. He was failing miserably.

"Mmmmmm, I wish I had access to your bottom," Anna hummed against Hans' ear. "You enjoy nothing more then having my fingers inside of you when I'm fondling your cock." Just the thought of Anna doing the taboo act he so greatly enjoyed made his member throb intensely. He struggled to move Anna's hand as she continued to rub him through his trousers.

"Uuuuugh, not now please!" Hans said under his breath.

"Whats wrong?" Anna asked. It was obvious what was about to happen when she felt Hans' cock pulsating under her hand followed by a warm, wet sensation on the palm of her hand as his seed soaked through his britches. Hans momentarily had lost all ability to speak. He panted and his face was flushed. Anna looked at Hans from the corner of her eyes and grinned. Taking her serviette she dabbed the residue of her husband's seamen from her hands.

"Prince Hans you're looking rather hot and bothered are you sure you're alright?" Prince Louis asked concerned. Before Hans could reply Anna answered for him.

"Prince Hans is actually feeling quite unwell. I think something he has eaten hasn't agreed with his stomach but he didn't want to be rude and excuse himself," Anna said wrapping her arm around Hans and squeezing it to reassure him.

"Well he should retire for the evening I'm sure Queen Elsa would understand. Also I'm certain Prince Hans wouldn't want to suffer and do something embarrassing at the dinner table," Prince Louis said. Anna tried to hold back a giggle at the comment that was made. Hans sure had done something embarrassing already but for a different reason.

"Thank you for understanding." Anna said placing her serviette on the table and stood up from her chair along with Hans. Hans nodded to Prince Louis. Keeping his hand in front of his crotch to ensure none of the guests would see the visible wet patch on his trousers. They both excused themselves and turned to leave the banqueting hall. Hans unintentionally waddled due to the sticky mess he had been sitting in. His walk caused a few eyebrow raises and chuckles. Prince Louis leaned in to talk to his wife who was sitting beside him.

"It would seem that Prince Hans has already embarrassed himself this evening by the looks of that walk he is doing!" the prince commented causing his wife to chortle loudly at his comment.