Jake Anax the III was looking at houses and he found the perfect one.
Realitor: So it's a two bedroom, with a huge yard, an indoor and an outdoor swimming pool Mr. Anax.
Jake: Yes I can see that but most of these big houses have a catch or a story so what's this one?
Realitor: Well and this is really embarassing the house was built over a decomissioned nuclear silo and the silo was then converted into a house.
Jake(Laughing) Is that all? I mean have you met my family Mrs. Green?
Mrs. Green: I can't say that I have.
Jake: Any chance we can make the house soundproof?
Mrs. Green: It already is the silo walls make it soundproof.
Jake: Good because there's going to be a bunch of pre teens crashing and trashing at this place tonight.
Mrs. Green: Good to know and maybe we should talk more about your family.
Jake(Handing her comic books) There is my family Mrs. Green. Violet Parr, Billy Parr, and of course me in the last comic but Billy is the newest comic book hero.
Mrs. Green: Interesting he's shooting electricity.
Jake: Yes which is why I would like to make this silo more electric friendly.
Mrs. Green No problem I can make this metal electric proof I guess.
Violet(Walking through the front door with Billy) Whoaaaaaaaaaaa this is definitely our new house.
Mrs. Green: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the rest of the clan welcome Parr family to your new home.
Violet(Touching the walls) Their metal and metal and my son don't mix.
Jake made quick work of the walls plastering them and insolating them throwing the metal outside.
Mrs. Green: So are you available to construct more houses?
Jake(Holding his hand out) Not for free Mrs. Green. Now if you'll excuse us we're going to make more rooms seeing this will be our home when school gets out.
Mrs. Green: We?
Jake: Yes we as in our school because the students families are shunning them and I want them to have a welcome place after school.
Mrs. Green(Handing Jake money) Done I mean you own the house so adding on is your choice Mr. Parr.
Violet(Giggling) He's not Mr. Parr yet.
Jake(Getting down on one knee) Violet you're the stars, the moon, and the sun in my sky. You're the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night honey. So would you do me the honor of marrying me?
Violet's hands threw over her mouth in surprise as happy tears welled up in her eyes and Billy hugged Jake never wanting a dad as much as he did at that moment.
Billy(Wiping his eyes) Welllllllllllll Mom answer the man.
Jake(Ruffling Billy's hair) Yea answer the man.
Violet(Choked up) Jake- I- would- love- to- marry- you- and- look- how- Billy- attaches- to- you- honey.
Jake: So is that a yes?
Billy and Jake(Puppy dog pouting) PPPPPPPPPPPPPllllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee Violet.
Violet laughed at them both through her tears and nodded as Billy hugged Jake crying harder glad to have a mom and dad that loved and understood him.
Jake(Lifting Billy onto his shoulders) Soooooooooooooo who wants to see their new room?
Billy: I do, I do, I do, I do, I do. Come on mommy let's go see my new room.
Violet(Wiping her eyes) I'm coming My Little Jitterbug.
Jake opened a door and we see Billy's room looking just like his room at Violet's school only bigger and poster upon poster of Billy saving the day one after the other.
Jake: I figured you saved the day so much you should revel in it and you know decorate your room accordingly.
Billy(Running into the room) Well Dad I think you said something about more rooms and a party being held here tonight.
Jake(Smiling) Boy nothing gets past you and yes there is a party see Edith hates being a middle child so she's throwing a shindig that I promised we could have here.
Violet(Kissing Jake) You are the most thoughtful man ever and I believe our son has another question for you.
Billy: Yes now as you know I made a lot of friends at school and I know their coming to live here after but I was wondering if I could get a kitten and a puppy that I promise to take care of myself.
Jake scratched his chin in thought and came up with a better idea for Billy.
Jake: They can be the school's pets and they beat the hell out of hamsters or guniea pigs. Being school pets makes them not just your responsibility but everybody's and if you do a good job taking care of them then I'll let you have pets of your own.
Billy(Shaking Jake's hand) Deal daddio by the way I love the posters.
Jake(Grinning) I thought you would and any girl you date would love them too.
Billy(Lying back on his bed) Yeaaaaaaaaa I'm taking a break from dating unless a very pretty girl wants to cry and make me feel bad. Matthew and I are suckers for that.
Jake(Smiling) Yea all men have weakness's but at least you know yours and will try like hell to resist it.
Violet: Billy My Little Jitterbug I think the next time you fall in love it's going to be forever and once that happens you're going to be happy you took a break from dating.
Jake: Take it from your mom Bill waiting for love is the best feeling ever. Like eating that last bit of ice cream with ooey gooey hot fudge dripping off the sides.
Billy(Licking his lips) Now you just gave me a craving for ice cream.
Violet(Kissing Jake) Me too honey.
Jake: Well why don't we celebrate our new family with ice cream sundaes?
Violet and Billy: You don't have to ask me twice or once.
The new Parr family piled into the Terawind and they drove to Friendly's for ice cream sundaes and chit chat.
Edith was excitedly walking around the mall handing invites to her party tonight to anyone that wanted one and she was on pins and needles when she saw the popular crew.
Edith(Calling back) I hope you can make it Trish it's going to blow the roof off the house we're in.
Gru(Grumbling) Stupid-show-offy-clothes. Why-does-she-need-so-much?
Lucy(Flicking Gru) Ahhemmmmmmmmmmmmm remember open mind Gru Gregory Wilde.
Gru(Glum) Yea, yea, yea I know.
Lucy: It's just a party it's not the end of the world.
Margo: Yea I mean what's gonna hapen will she find her soul mate after one party?
Gru: You did.
Margo: I'm 13 Edith's 10 a whole three years younger than me.
Gru: Well who's she impressing with the show offy clothes then?
Margo: She's impressing the popular crowd Gru. See things are different since you were in school.
Gru: That's for sure girl's didn't need short clothes back then.
Edith: Bye Cameron hope to see you tonight.
Cameron a boy with a mohawk nodded shooting Edith a thumbs up.
Edith: Just a couple hundred left to hand out Gru pick up the pace we're practically almost done.
A flock of girls were hanging at the food court and Edith skipped up to them handing each of them an invite.
Edith: I hope you can make it girls.
Girl #1: Uh Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh here comes Blechith.
Edith: Here Nat it looks like you misplaced the invite so I'll give you another one.
Nat: Uhhhhhhhhhh no thanks Blechith I wouldn't come if you paid me.
Edith(Glumly) A simple no would have been great.
Nat: Yea and you distancing yourself from me and my friends would be great also.
Edith's lip quivered and she ran off with Natalie Compton sneering after her.
Nat: Honestly where does she think she is some made for TV school?
Margo heard enough and marched up to the girls bullying Edith her little sister.
Margo: Heyyyyyyyyyyy Nat was it?
Nat(Sipping a machiato) Yea what's it to you four eyes?
Margo(Smiling) You know what the best thing is about having four eyes?
Nat: Your heightened eyesight or not being blind?
Margo(Grabbing Nat's machiato) So quick with the comebacks aren't we?
Nat(Looking at her empty hands) Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you just stole my machiato.
Margo(Sipping the machiato) MMMMMMMMMMMMM still fresh it's a shame it's all going to waste.
Edith(Drying her eyes sniffling) Stupid Valley Girl Jerks.
Nat(Marching up to Edith) All right four eyes hand it over and what did you mean it's all going to waste?
Margo(Tipping the cup over Nat's head) If you insist and by the way four eyes is outdated so find more insults you stupid pep.
Nat screamed as the whole machiato poured all over her and her friends gasped backing away from Margo.
Margo: Now if anyone else feels like hastling my little sisters you'll have to go through me.
The peps ran off Nat leading them as Edith's jaw dropped at the first nice thing she can remember Margo ever doing for her.
Lucy: Margo that was very cool and I'm sure Edith really appreciates it. Don't you Edith?
Edith(Crying and wrapping her sister in a hug) Thank-you-so-much-Margo-I-didn't-know-you-cared-so-much-about-me-but-I-do-now.
Margo(Patting Edith's back) Of course I care we're sisters and I care very deeply for my sisters seeing they were once my only friends in an orphanage.
Edith hugged Margo harder as Agnes walked up drenched from head to toe and her overall pockets jingling.
Agnes(Singing) Wishng well wishing well I wish you well you made me rich it sure is a nitch just take the wishes people make and spend them for goodness sake.
Lucy(Pursing her lips) Agnes Anne Wilde you better be kidding.
Margo(Letting go of Edith) So not mom see when Agnes sings it's like a tell in Poker. It's how to catch her doing bad things.
Agnes(Shaking her head) Nuh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Margo's a big fat fibber.
Margo: Then why are you all wet?
Agnes(Singing) Wishy washy wishy washy I was washing my hands wishy washy wishy washy washing is funnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Margo(Pointing at Agnes) I rest my case.
Lucy(Reaching into Agnes' pockets) Agnes Anne there has to be at least twenty dollars here.
Agnes(Glumly) Forty actually I counted it bye bye candy fund.
Lucy(Grabbing Agnes) Let's go we're going to return these wishes.
Agnes: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww but people are wasting money making dumb wishes.
Lucy(Throwing the coins into the fountain) Maybe to you. But how would you like it if someone stole your wish and spent it on candy.
Agnes(Shrugging) I wouldn't mind because my wish would be candy.
Edith: Boy are you in for it now Agnes.
Agnes(Looking innocently up at Lucy) Please let me off with a warning I mean no one was hurt and we did return the wishes.
Lucy: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she's killing me with cuteness.
Edith(Looking up at Lucy) Mom we talked about this no favortism remember.
Agnes(Pouting her lip) Stay out of this Edith.
Lucy(Shaking her head) You know I bet Edith's right Agnes you do use cuteness to get your own way so I'm going to do what Edith told me to do in the first place and let the big sister Margo punish you.
Agnes and Edith: What?
Margo(Ruffling Edith's hair) Don't act so surprised Edith I mean I was once punishment monitor for you too.
Edith(Smiling) Yea good luck killing her with cuteness Agnes.
Agnes(Pouting) I'm sooooooooooooooo very sorry Margo it was an accident.
Margo(Marching up to Agnes) Suck that lip back in Missy. There are going to be some new rules around this joint.
Edith(Beaming) Meet the reason Margo and I used to fight all the time Agnes Drill Instructor Margo.
Agnes(Pouting longer) Sooooooooooooo veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy sorrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Margo(Getting eye to eye with Agnes) I said to suck that lip back in Missy.
Agnes(Rubbing her eyes in amazment) What are you cute proof?
Margo: No just little girls who want their own way all the time proof. Now why did you steal the wishes?
Agnes: So I wouldn't have to steal candy.
Margo: And you stole candy before haven't you?
Agnes(Singing) No no little girls are princess' and don't steal no no I would never steal candy no oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Margo(Cornering Agnes) Let's try that again without the lie singing.
Agnes(Gulping) OK maybe five or six times but nobody ever buys it for me.
Margo(Looking through a folder) Try ten or eleven and the only reason you stopped is because you're a sidekick to a super hero now.
Agnes(Scowling at Edith) This is all your fault Edith Christine Wilde.
Edith(Shrugging) Hey I could have warned you that she's a trouble bloodhound but where's the fun in that?
Margo(Looking around at the shops) Have you ever stolen candy from the mall?
Agnes(Singing) Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo nope.
Margo: I'll take that as a big resounding yes.
Agnes(Mumbling) OK twice but they never caught me.
Margo(Grabbing Agnes' hand) Edith stick with mom and dad and party plan I have a clepto to make apologize.
Edith(Smiling) The lighter method worked with me.
Margo: Sounds like just the thing she needs.
Lucy: Amazing Margo can catch Agnes in all kinds of lies.
Edith(Beaming) So can I as she said her singing pretty much gives her away.
Lucy(Ruffling Edith's hair) Soooooooooooo let's party plan.
Gru: Yes and let's keep this party a no boy zone.
Edith: You promised dad.
Lucy(Nudging Gru) Not to worry Goldilocks papa and mama bear won't make waves tonight.
Edith: Good because I just might be a social butterfly after tonight.
Lucy(Grabbing cups from the food court) Sooooooooooo who's hungry?
Gru and Edith ran to the first empty table making sure to leave room for Agnes and Margo when they got back from the lighter method.
Margo and Agnes sat in the ladies room as Margo took a lighter out of her pocket.
Margo(Flicking the lighter) Sooooooooooooo little Agnes likes to steal with her little fingers.
Agnes(Looking at her hands) I don't think my fingers are that small.
Margo: Well you didn't know mommy and daddy as long as I have and they have a remedy for stealing.
Agnes(Gulping) They-do?
Margo(Showing Agnes her fingers) See how red they are that's from mommy and daddy burning my fingers because I like you stole candy from the super market.
Agnes(Hiding her fingers) No I won't let you burn my fingers.
Margo(Walking up to Agnes) Aggie we can do this one of two ways one I burn your fingers.
Agnes: Nuhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Margo: Orrrrrrrrrrrrr I burn your hair until there's nothing but scalp.
Agnes: You wouldn't dare. My hair is my palace.
Margo(Flicking the lighter) Tick tock Aggie make a decision or I'll make it for you.
Agnes bawled her eyes out moaning I'll never steal again placing her fingers in front of Margo.
Margo(Shutting the lighter off) Good your punishments half over now come on we have apologizing to do.
Agnes(Wiping her eyes) Apologizing?
Margo(Nodding) If you're woman enough to steal candy then your woman enough to apologize to the person you did it to.
Agnes(Holding her stomach) I suddenly don't feel well.
Margo: That's just your good conscience wrestling with your bad conscience telling you that you were wrong now point the way.
Agnes moaned in pain holding her stomach and pointing to an old time store called The Sweet Factory.
Margo: Excellent I know the owner in here well and FYI it was more than two or three times let's try all ten but then again lying goes with stealing hand in hand.
Margo dragged Agnes into the store and a balding old man with a white moustache and goatee walked up greeting Margo and Agnes.
Man: Well my two best customers Agnes and Margo so where's Edith today.
Margo(Handing the man a list) She's party planning so I was wondering if I could get this stuff Mr. Smithee and by the way Agnes has something she'd like to say to you.
Mr. Smithee(Looking down at Agnes) Oh really young lady and what may I ask is that?
Agnes(Looking around) I was wondering if you had any more Grape Fizzy Drink my tummy's upset.
Margo(Grabbing Agnes) Ahhhhhhheeeeemmmmmmmmmm.
Agnes: All right all the things missing these past couple months was because of me and my friends.
Mr. Smithee(Getting a stern look) That's what I thought.
Agnes: Sooooooooooooo how's about that Grape Fizzy Drink for my upset tummy?
Mr. Smithee(Grabbing Agnes' hand) Come along Agnes. Margo I'll get you your order while I'm at it.
Agnes(Crying) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Margo don't let him take meeeeeeeeeee.
Margo: I'll just browse Mr. Smithee.
Mr. Smithee(Opening an office door) I'll just be a couple minutes Margo.
Agnes whimpered as she was led into the office and Mr. Smithee slid her a Grape Fizzy Drink looking directly into her eyes.
Mr. Smithee: Agnes I've known your sisters since I opened this store I watched you grow into the young lady you are today honey.
Agnes(chugging her drink) Yea so does that mean you won't punish me?
Mr. Smithee: Now I didn't say that Agnes.
Agnes(Gulping) Are-you-going-to-call-the-police-on-me?
Mr. Smithee: I really should but where did you get the idea that I would call the cops?
Agnes: My partner Mark he said that if I get caught you were going to call the cops.
Mr. Smithee: Agnes you don't mean the Mark that hangs out with Nick Anderson do you?
Agnes nodded moaning and bawling into her hands.
Mr. Smithee: When did this start?
Agnes: The day you saw me and said I had a really big backpack.
Mr. Smithee(Scratching his chin in thought) That's right and Mark and Nick were with you that day. In fact every time you came in Mark and Nick were with you.
Agnes(Mumbling) I guess I should get used to being behind bars.
Mr. Smithee(Taking Agnes' chin in his fingers) Look at me Agnes sweetie and really hear me. I won't call the cops if you can come up with a better soloution to this problem.
Agnes: Welllllllllllll what if I worked off the stuff I stole by working here Mr. Smithee? I mean you're not getting any younger.
Mr. Smithee(Reaching his hand out) Deal and Margo will tell you from experience that working here will give you your fill on candy and Fizzy drinks.
Agnes(Hugging Mr. Smithee and crying) I promise to never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever steal from you again Mr. Smithee.
Mr. Smithee(Embracing Agnes) Sweetie I know your telling the truth because stealing is what got Edith and Margo to work here also.
Agnes hicuped and stopped crying finishing her drink and being handed another.
Agnes(Burping) Excuse me Mr. Smithee and thank you for not calling the cops on me.
Mr. Smithee(Leading Agnes out) You're welcome now let's introduce Margo to our official greeter/ candy and fizzy drink tester.
Agnes rubbed her stomach feeling a lot better and Margo smiled knowing all the girls were now official Sweet Factory workers.
Margo: Sooooooooo we got everything and I don't see security so I take it Agnes is the newest employee here?
Mr. Smithee: Yes Margo meet the newest greeter/ candy and fizzy drink tester.
Margo: Well little sis welcome to the work force and you have the best job ever.
Agnes beamed as she was led out of The Sweet Factory and was happier that Mr. Smithee didn't call the cops or security.
Margo(Throwing her arm around Agnes) So how does your tummy feel now?
Agnes: Better now that the cops or security's not involved.
Margo: Good because Mommy and Mr. Smithee are also old friends and once she finds out who you stole from things are going to get pretty heated.
Agnes(Puppy dog pouting) Do we really have to tell her?
Margo(Ruffling Agnes' hair) Whether she finds out now or later either way you're doomed to the angry glare of Lucy Wilde.
Agnes shuffled her feet to the food court to find Lucy and Gru kissing with Edith making disgusted faces.
Edith: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww you two better not be kissing the whole time at my party.
Margo: Ahhemmmmmmm Agnes has something she'd like to say.
Agnes(Gulping) I do?
Margo: Security could still be called.
Lucy felt her phone buzzing and saw it was Mr. Smithee and she excitedly answered it.
Lucy: Well if it isn't my favorite candy man.
Lucy nodded a smile on her face and she laughed until she stopped laughing and her lips pursed.
Margo: Maybe Agnes has nothing to say at this point.
Edith: I know that look that's the you stole from mom's favorite person look.
Agnes: Yea well- well- well- well so did you and Margo.
Edith(Flinching) Please don't remind me Mom's words were so harsh the day she found out.
Lucy: Yes Mr. Smithee I understand, yes I'm sure she has but she still shouldn't have done it, well I suppose I should let her off easy then.
Agnes bawled hugging Lucy as she hung the phone up and embraced her daughter's hug.
Lucy: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it's tearing my little heart to pieces to see you like this but this is what stealing feels like my little Glowworm.
Agnes hiccuped the second time that day burying her face in Lucy's dress.
Agnes: At least I'm trying to do the right thing.
Lucy(Smiling) Yea you're the only one who willingly said they'd work for Mr. Smithee. You're sister's had to be pulled there by their ears.
Agnes(Sniffling) Really even Margo?
Lucy(Nodding) Margo was the worst she tried talking me out of sending her to Mr. Smithee.
Margo: Yea I'm impressed little sis Edith and I fought tooth and nail to be away from Mr. Smithee.
Lucy(Grinning) Which is why Agnes will work with your dad and I in the cupcake shop frosting cupcakes.
Agnes(Licking her lips) Sounds like my kind of job.
Lucy: And since I can see you're truly sorry I want you to point out the other two knuckleheads with you at The Sweet Factory.
Mark and Nick laughed as they reached the food court and they zeroed in on Agnes.
Mark: Hey Gagnes what's your problem it looks like you've been crying.
Agnes: I got caught by Mr. Smithee and I sold all of us down the river.
Lucy: Are these the other knuckleheads?
Agnes nodded sipping a Pepsi Lucy brought for her.
Lucy(Looking at Nick and Mark) Wellllllllllll looks like we found the ones who are corrupting my daughters frail mind.
Nick(Pointing at Mark) It was his idea he said Agnes was the total package for adults.
Mark(Smiling) Yea I wish I could have seen the geizers face when he found out perfect little Agnes was stealing from him.
Lucy(Grabbing Mark and Nick's shirts) If I ever see you near my little angel again then I'm not going to be so forgiving.
Agnes: Yeaaaaaaaaaaa my daddy has minions that will chew you up and spit you out.
Dave walked up growling at Nick and Matthew and saw foam on his face.
Agnes(Backing away scared) Uhh yeahhhhhhh we think he may have rabies.
Nick: Rabies-like-Cujo-rabies-or-rabies-like-Hammy-from-Over-The-Hedge-rabies?
Margo: I'm leaning toward Cujo he's a total Cujo.
Mark(Growling at Dave) Oh puhlease Nick it's the old shaving cream on the face trick.
Margo(Staring Nick down) Do you want to take that chance?
Mark(Kicking Dave down) Absolutely see you can scare narrow minded people but I'm not so narrow minded.
Lucy(Tightening her grip on Nick and Mark) Soooooooooo gentlemen do we have a deal?
Nick(Gasping for air) Yessssssssssss I'll leave her alone I promise lady.
Lucy(Dropping Nick) The name's Lucy Wilde and don't you forget it. Now what about you Mr. Too Full Of Myself.
Mark: It's a free country I can mess with whoever I want including your daughter.
Lucy(Placing handcuffs on Mark) Then by the authority of the AVAHL I place you under arrest.
Mark: This is a joke right.
Lucy(Walking around Mark) You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be used against you in a court of law, you have the right to an attorney, if you can't afford an attorney one will be provided to you prior to questioning. Do you understand these rights as they were read to you?
Mark: Your arresting me for bullying your daughter into stealing?
Lucy: Yes because bullying is something I'm learning to crack down on.
Mark: Bullying's not against the law Sweetcheeks.
Lucy: It is in the AVAHL Sweetcheeks now do you understand your rights?
Mark: If I could shrug I would but ok I'll play along and get arrested for no reason.
Lucy(Shoving Mark) Move it you big bully officers are waiting outside.
Mark: Fake officers ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm shivering in my high tops.
The minons walked up dressed as officers poking Mark with a really big broomstick.
Lucy(Grinning) You'll find resistance is futile.
Mark: I'll be out by the end of the day.
Lucy: Not if I can help it and I can seeing Agnes or Gagness as you love calling her is very well liked in the AVAHL which we're changing the name back to AVL for obvious reasons.
Mark: Yes well we'll see how the Anti Villian Anti Hero League deals with me.
Lucy(Shoving Mark) Let's go convict.
Mark: Nick tell Ma Kettle to keep my dinner warm.
Lucy: And tell her his bails 10 million dollars no more no less.
Jake, Violet, and Billy ran up to their friends and Jake had a big bag under his arm.
Jake: Well EED let's introduce you to the party house and the rest of you too.
Billy(Beaming) I have my own room there.
Edith(Excited) Awesomeeeeeeeee so what's in the bag?
Jake: The very first Philips DCC 1000 Digital Compact Cassette Deck that has a CD and MP3 attachment.
Edith(Confused) What's a cassette?
Jake: A blast from my past.
Violet: Mine too but CD's are the better way to go.
Agnes(Taking a cassette) Weird it looks like a brick with tape wound around it.
Jake: Yea before CD's those bricks gave us much needed music appreciation.
Lucy(Walking up) Good luck bailing him out soon Mirage. So are we party ready?
Edith(Running off) Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ppppaaaaarrrrttttyyyyyyyy.
Agnes(Running) Wait up I'll fill the pinata.
Margo(Pointing) Does that answer your question.
Lucy(Smiling) Gru two of our three girls are growing up.
Gru: Yes just not too fast I hope.
Well again sorry for the long chapter but there's so much I want to do with this ff so please R&R tell me what you think and ill reply ASAP.