A/N: sooooo I am busy with very very important skull work but I will make the first chapter of my twilight ff very very soon anyways…..

the Kirby's came in numbers soar in they were fleeing everywhere literally kajillions of them just flying and fly in an circles satin "you leave amynda alone toto you leave amynda alone you leave amynda alone she is fart oo bountiful to dye here.

And then toto says 'never I will have her forever and forever after that she will be mine to devour."

Then we have sex.

Then….

TOOTY FRUITY MY ADORABLE GAOTICORN COMES IN AND SAVES THE DAY

We leave. And everything is okay.

I say "Tooty Fruity you are the cutest, cuddliest goaticorn ever!"

Tooty fruity giggles and impales a passerby on his seven foot long horn.

"Really tooty fruity" I sally as as the passerby gets up and walks away. 'your the best.'

Then we have sex. He is very good at that too. Sly wink.

"This" I say "is why we should all be libertarian gerontocracists."

tooty fruity giggles in agreement.

Then we stop having sex.

Then we buy a book at a bookstore.

Then we go home to find… same temple standing in my kitchen, holdings a knife!

What will amynda do?

A/N: REVIEWS PLEASE!