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Authors Notes (A/N): So guess who decided to become a teacher. Things will surely be getting interesting at school from now on.

Chapter 20

Anko's Arrival

Iruka Sensei's Classroom

"Anko?!" Naruto exclaimed as said woman gave Naruto her customary smirk while setting the squirming Inuzuka down. "The one and only baby." Anko replied. "Hey lady who are you?" Kiba asked indignantly. "Oh who am I? Well I tell you brat. Starting today I'm going to be your new physical education teacher." Anko said dropping the paper bomb on the class with this revelation. While the rest of the students didn't really know how to respond to this new piece of information Naruto instantly became nervous which was indicated when his skin comically turned pale. "Our new P.E teacher?" Sakura asked. "Yep miss bubble gum I'm this grades new P.E teacher." Anko said bluntly. Sakura huffed at being called bubble gum because of her hair and it didn't help that Ino and some of the other girls where laughing at her. Turning to look at Kiba Anko addressed the shaggy haired boy. "So what's been pulling on your leash boy that you'd have a fight in the middle of a classroom?" Anko asked insulting two people in the span of 10 seconds. "What did you just say lady?" Kiba asked as he glared daggers at the older woman, until she flicked him in the forehead which sent him crashing to the ground. "You heard me brat so anyways break times over kiddies and it's time for you outdoor class." Anko said while clapping her hands.

Groaning everyone started to get out of their seats to head out of the classroom. Getting to his feat Kiba stormed over to Naruto and grabbed him by the collar. "Did you think we were done loser, this is pay …" Kiba began to say before again he was picked up off his feet by Anko. "Boy your hot headed. Come on kibbles get a move on." Anko said as she sat him down and pushed him to the door. "Don't call me that lady!" Kiba yelled. "Yeah, yeah, whatever I'm so going to be using that on Tsume whenever she starts her crap again." Anko mumbled out offhandedly. Unfortunately Kiba heard that. "What you know my mom?" Raising her eyebrow at this Anko replied. "Yeah what of it now didn't I tell you to get a move on brat." Anko said sternly causing Kiba to pick up Akamaru and head out the classroom while mumbling under his breath but not before he sent a glare at Naruto and Anko. Also walking to the exit Anko grabbed Naruto by the ear; he was standing off to the side quiet after hearing that Anko would be teaching at the academy.

Pulling on it Anko dragged Naruto out of the classroom with him grunting in pain with Hinata close behind. Reaching the school yard Anko dumped Naruto off with the rest of the class with Hinata fussing over his swollen red ear. In the court yard Iruka and Mizuki were already there with clipboards in their hands waiting for their class to arrive. When the class finally quieted down and got into a straight line Iruka stepped forward. "Alright class I would like for you all to meet the new P.E Teacher. She will be with us for a while so please get along with her and treat her with respect." Iruka said. Kiba snorted when he heard Iruka say that thought.

Stepping forward Anko had her signature smirk on her face. "Alright maggots the names Anko Mitarashi and I'm going to be your new torture a… oops I mean new P.E teacher. So any questions?" Anko said purposefully letting her tongue slip with that mess up. The effect she wanted was immediate as some of the kids had scared and worried looks on their faces. "Um I have one sensei?" A no named student said as he raised his hand. Acknowledging him Anko shook her head for him to continue. "Um sensei why are you dressed like that, we can see your chest." The no named boy said why blushing and squirming. Seeing this Anko developed a predatory grin that Naruto knew all too well. "Well you see this is how I dress when I'm having fun or when its night time, besides you guys don't seem to have a problem with it do you?" Anko explained. Seeing almost every single boy in the class blushing and looking everywhere but at her Anko couldn't help but grin. Even Iruka and Mizuki had small blushes on their faces.

"Yes! Sensei that is no way for a lady to dress." Sakura said indignantly. "Oh really well the boys seem to like it, isn't that right Naru." Anko said with a megawatt grin on her face. Everyone in the class turned their attention to Naruto who up until this point had an indifferent look on his face but that changed to annoyance when all eyes were suddenly on him. 'Oh boy way to go Anko. Thanks for throwing me under the carriage.'

"You actually like what she's wearing Naruto ewe you're a pervert, besides how come you and Anko sensei seem to know each other?" Sakura asked. "Yeah Naru tell the rest of the class how we know each other." Anko purred as she pretty much slithered up Naruto's body and wrapped her arms around his neck from behind. "That's none of their business." Naruto said bluntly. Pissed off some of the students voiced their disapproval. "Oh don't be hard on him kids he's just shy. It was so romantic how we met. We bumped into each other in the street and after some small talk he agreed to take me out on a date and after that we did some physical activities together and really worked up a sweat." Anko elaborated with her chest pressed into the back of Naruto's head. Now while this didn't bother him too much as she has done this to him before what she was saying was causing Naruto's face to turn a shade of red that has not been seen before.

The rest of the class had a scandalized look on their faces including Hinata, Iruka, and Mizuki. Now while Naruto did tell Hinata about what happen the night he met Anko he never told her in the same way Anko was blatantly saying it now. So even Hinata had a massive blush and shocked look on her face. "You what, what is the meaning of this Anko?" Iruka asked while using the clipboard to cover up the massive blush on his face. "Oh don't worry he was so inexperienced compared to me that it took us some time to get comfortable with each other… although we did end up in this dingy old shack but meh details." Anko said offhandedly causing the scandalized looks on everyone's faces to multiply by 10. At this point Hinata passed out and Eva who was inside her jacked had stuffed her fist in her mouth to keep from laughing. She wasn't bothered by what Anko was saying or by how she was acting since she was obviously there that night and since then her and the purple haired woman have grown to like each other. Besides the demonic side of herself, that also controlled her sense of humor and many other things couldn't help but relish in the vast range of emotions coming from the students in the class.

By this point Naruto couldn't take the teasing anymore and he exploded. "Have you no shame woman! You're flirting with an 8 year of kid! Besides none of that happened the way you described it you damn cougar!" Naruto ranted while unknowingly throwing in a swear word. "Nope I got no shame, besides I prefer the term rattle snake instead." Anko said with a lecherous grin on her face after she said her hidden joke. After a moment of thinking about the word rattle Naruto gained a deadpan expression on his face and said. "Really rattle; you would be the only on to use a baby joke in such a way."

"Well you know me, besides are you sure none of that happened the way I describe it or is it because your mind is in the gutter?" Anko asked with a grin. Giving his friend a glare Naruto removed her arms from around his neck. "You like causing too much trouble you know that." Naruto chastised Anko who put on an innocent smile as he went over to Hinata and sat her up straight while making her lean on him for support. "Hey what are you doing to Hinata you pervert?" Sakura yelled indignantly. "Oh shut up, I'm picking her up since none of you guys did so beforehand." Naruto snapped back. He put his hand on her jacket pocket where he knew Eva would be just to make sure she was ok. When he felt the small lump in her pocket squirm around he knew that Eva was fine and was probably laughing herself into a coma at his expense.

"Huh… what happened?" Hinata mumbled out as she woke up leaning against Naruto. Realizing what happened, Hinata started to blush when she saw Naruto's face. "Um Naruto d-did w-what she say r-really h-happen?" Hinata stuttered out. Instantly blushing again Naruto replied. "Yes and no. What she said is true just not the way everyone's thinking. "Oh ok." Hinata mumbled. Putting his hand near her pocket Naruto let Eva discreetly climb up the sleeve of his shirt before pulling Hinata up to her feet. Before anymore could be said between the two Anko spoke up.

"Alright maggot's that was the last bit of fun you guys are ever going to have; now everyone drop and give me 200 push-ups!" Anko announced. "What?" This is what many of the students were mumbling as they all looked at Anko as if she were crazy. Which wasn't far from the truth but that's not the point. "What are you deaf drop and give me 200 or do I need to make it more?" Anko repeated. At this point Naruto dropped to the ground and was doing his push-ups. He didn't want Anko getting on his case again so he did the most logical thing. Seeing her friend doing push-ups Hinata started doing hers as well albeit not as fast as Naruto. Everyone else was starting to hesitate not knowing what to do but one final shout from Anko had the rest of the class doing the exercise. However most of the girls in the class only made it to about 40 or 50. Some of the boys made it to 80 or 90 before their muscles decided to give up on them. However some people like Sasuke, Kiba, and Shino made it into the hundreds with Sasuke being the only one to make it close to the 150 mark. Out of the boys Naruto was the only one to reach the 200 mark. For the girls Fuki also made it to the 200 mark as well. Hinata came up short at 125 but that was due to the fact that she spars and trains with Naruto when he has free time.

"Pathetic! You call yourselves Ninja's in training. Ha don't make me laugh." Anko taunted. Grumbling the students got up with most of them nursing their aching muscles. Seeing the students all standing together again Anko made them do several more exercises until they were all tired.

"Now you guys have a five minute break before we start the sparing session." Anko said. Most of the students let out a groan of exhaustion. Sitting down at one of the few outdoor tables Anko took the time to eat some Dango that she heated up with the basics of Fire Style Ninjutsu. Coming over to his friend with a light layer of sweat on Naruto sat down next to Anko and took one of her Dango sticks that earned him a glare from her. "So Anko what's the real reason why you are hear as a teacher?" Naruto asked. "So brat what's the big idea stealing my Dango?" Anko retorted. "Just answer the question Anko; besides two weeks ago you stole an entire plate of my ramen then ran off. That was extreme compared to what I just did." Naruto shot back. Anko shrugged her shoulders at this. "Never should have left yourself wide open like that, never know when a ramen thief is lurking around the corner. But anyways let's get down to business. Man always so serious." Anko said while mumbling the last part.

"Anyways you may or may not already no this but recently there has been a slight spike in supernatural activity here in the country and it has Lord Hokage slightly worried. Just yesterday there was another demon sighting in a town called Firebend two miles south of the village." Anko said. Hearing this Naruto's head snapped up to meet Anko's curious eyes. Immediately flashbacks to almost a year ago invaded his mind about the raid and how it almost ended in disaster. 'Firebend again! What's with that place? I need to know more about that place.' Naruto thought to himself. "So you know about that place?" Anko asked. "Yeah." Naruto replied with his eyebrows furrowed into a look of deep concentration. "So anyways because of how close the town is to the village Lord Hokage ordered some extra security for not just you but for the rest of the village. He pulled two extra ANBU reserve platoons into active circulation under the guise of routine patrol drills. They are currently 1 mile outside the village circling the perimeter. So if anything goes down in that town they will be only be a mile away and the same for if something happens in the village we'll have extra backup from outside the village. It's a really smart plan that the Hokage came up with." Anko praised.

"Um Anko are you sure you should be telling me anything ANBU related. Isn't against the rules for any ninja below the rank of Jōnin or A – class to know anything about ANBU information such as patrol routines and deployments?" Naruto asked unsurely. "Oh don't sweat it brat who are you going to tell. Besides don't give me that B.S, you know about a lot of the ANBU patrol routs and other information about them because of your close connection with them and some of their members. Then there's me a former ANBU agent." Anko said. "You're a former agent?" Naruto asked in surprise. "Yeah but I can be pulled back into field duty at any time. I've taken up a full job in one of the ANBU branches called T and I short for Torture and Interrogation. Boy I love that job." Anko said while squealing at the end.

With a sweat drop Naruto deadpanned. "I don't know how anyone could be excited about torturing someone?" Eating the last of her Dango Anko gave Naruto a happy grin. "Oh why not? You get to hear their screams and cry for help and if your luck you can even see them pee themselves or worst." Anko exclaimed as she jumped to her feet. "I'll never understand you ya know." Naruto said as he got off the bench with a stretch. 'Did he just say ya know?' Anko thought with surprise. "Anyway Lord Hokage asked me to watch over you while you are in the Academy as a precaution. You know just in case a demon however unlikely that is sneaks in." She said as she began walking back out onto the field where the rest of the students were waiting. "I see, well thanks Anko." Naruto thanked as they made their way into ear shot of the rest of the students. "Oh your welcome sweetie so how about you take me out on a date tonight." Anko said as her personality did a complete 180. "What!" Some of the more rested students shouted as they stared at their sensei which had her arms wrapped around their blonde haired classmate who suddenly developed an annoyed disposition towards their teacher.

"Bite me Anko!" Naruto cried out indignantly. "Oh I thought you'd never ask sweetie?" She exclaimed as Naruto felt a snake rub itself against his cheek from inside Anko's long trench coat sleeve. "Never mind I take that back." Naruto deadpanned. Pouting Anko let Naruto go. "Fine but you owe me for the Dango you just took from me so it's a date tonight." Anko said. "And you owe me a bowl of ramen Anko." Naruto retorted. "Fine you take me out tonight and I'll take you out tomorrow night deal." Anko negotiated. Thinking about it for a brief moment Naruto agreed. "Yeah, and then after that we can go back to your place for some fun." Anko added at the end causing some of the boys to glare at Naruto in silent jealousy while the girls gasped. "No deal." Naruto deadpanned again as he got back into line with the rest of his classmates, although he could feel the stares from everyone piercing him. 'You just love to make my life miserable don't you Anko?' Naruto grumbled in his mind.

"Alright brats time for sparing. So when Iruka over here calls out your name I want you to pair up with the person he chooses." Anko announced. With that said Iruka walked up next to the purple haired woman and cleared his throat. "Ok everyone I will now announce who will fight who today." With that said Iruka started to call out names. Some students groaned when they heard who they were going to be fighting. While others sighed in relieve.

"Who do you think you'll be paired up with Naruto?" Hinata asked as she stood next to her best friend. "I don't know Hinata but I hope it's you." Naruto said causing the poor girl blush. Seeing this Naruto chuckled. "You're blushing Hinata, was it something I said?" Naruto teased. Covering up her face with the collar of her jacket Hinata mumbled out. "Stop teasing me Naruto." All this did was cause Naruto to chuckle some more.

"Naruto Uzumaki and Fuki Kawata… you will be paired up." Iruka called out although he sounded a little confused. He turned to his fellow teacher Mizuki who shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly. When Naruto heard this his eyes instantly met Fuki as did hers. 'Not this again.' Naruto thought. 'Oh no why are they being paired up again?' Hinata thought worriedly. Seeing the faces of Naruto and Hinata and the fire in Fuki's eyes Anko raised an eyebrow at this. 'Well, well what do we have here this should be interesting.' Anko thought.

To be continued.

Authors Notes (A/N): So I hope everyone thought that was interesting. Next chapter will be Naruto vs Fuki hope you enjoy and stay tuned.

That's the end of chapter 20 hoped you enjoyed it.

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