Okkk, time for a brand new chapter! I've been in the Team 7 love SasuSaku mood lately, so im excited to be typing ^_^ So because im FINALLY done testing—for about 2 weeks—here you all go!

Rating: T for Sasu-cookie! (my new fav nick name for Sasuke;))

Paring: SasukexSakura Team 7 Slight NaruxHina

Title: Heat Wave

Summary: "Naruto gave the two unsure looks. He felt like he was a child stuck choosing which parent he wanted to live with after a divorce."

Disclaimer: Not mines because Sasuke is too hot for me to handle ;))) And don't get me STARTED on Itachi ^_^

Heat Wave

Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto all sat comfortably on Kakashi's couch watching tv. Or more like deciding what to watch on tv.

(Sakura was still living there. Not like she minded though.

After all, she didn't have to worry about the place being constantly dirty, or all her food disappearing.)

"No, no, no, ooooooh…., no."

"Would you just hurry up and pick something dobe?"

"Shut up teme. I just don't want to watch something boring."

"Hurry up and pick before I pick for all of us."

"I'm trying Sakura-chan it's just—OOOOOOH, THE PRINCESS GALE MOVIE IS ON!"

A gasp. "We haven't watched that since we were little! Oooh, put it on Naruto, hurry!"

"Yay! We caught the beginning!"

The movie started to play and Sakura and Naruto was memorized bye screen. Even Sasuke had to admit he sortofkindamyabe liked the movie.

The movie went on and neither head strayed from the screen. Nobody moved until the credits were completely off and some other movie started to play.

"Man, that's a great movie."

"Ya, I forgot how good it was."

"Hn."

"Hey guys remember when we were little and we were practicing our chakra controls and were watching the movie on the ceiling?"

"And then you got us kicked out?" Sakura giggled.

"Ya. Good times."

A collective sigh.

"Times were way easier back then. When the only thing I ever worried about was getting Sasuke-kun."

"And all I ever worried about was ramen, you, and beating teme."

Both Naruto and Sakura looked at Sasuke.

"What?"

"Don't 'what' us teme! Don't you have something to say?"

"Hn, no."

"Oh come on Sasuke-kun! I'm sure you have one pleasant memory from back then!"

They all sat in silence, waiting for Sasuke's answer.

"Sasuke!"

"What? I don't. My past is something I'd rather not remember."

"Oh don't go getting all angesty on me now teme! Come on Sakura-chan, I'm sure we can find something the bastard enjoyed."

"Right! Let's see…hm…How about that time we passed Kakashi's bell test?"

"Tch, no. Not at all."

"Ok, how about that time we um…And you um…hm…what did you enjoy from then teme?"

"Nothing."

"Ooooh, I know! When you met us!"

"Dobe, you just officially made yourself sound more stupid than normal."

"Hey! That was a good one!"

Sakura rubbed Naruto's back. "It's ok Naruto. Sasuke-kun is just being difficult. We all know he secretly enjoyed his time on Team 7 before he….took a leave of absence."

"Ya teme! Admit it."

"Hn."

"Sasuke!"

The three then started to argue, and it wasn't before long a full brawl erupted in Kakashi's apartment.

Kakashi walked in to see his three students fighting and wrestling on the ground. They were so into it they didn't even notice him walk in. He sighed.

"I got him Sakura-chan! Now beat his ass!"

"Right!"

"As fun as 'beating Sasuke's ass' may be, I'd appreciate it if you didn't do it in my apartment."

"Oh, Sorry Kakashi-sensei! It's just Sasuke was being a bastard again!"

"Ya!"

"Now now Sasuke, what did I say about being a bastard?"

"Shut the hell up Kakashi," Sasuke grumbled.

Kakashi mock sighed. "Defiantly not the way to speak to your sensei Sasuke-chan."

Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Hey Kakashi-sensei, do you have some ramen?"

X

"Naruto." Silence." Naruto." A twitch. "NARUTO GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!"

"Sorry Sakura-chan, but it's hot!"

"So why would you lean on me? Then we'll both be hot," she screamed as she pushed the blond off of her.

They had got kicked out of Kakashi's—air conditioned—apartment due to their 'fighting'.

Which resulted in them ending up breaking some of the furniture in his apartment.

And now they were sitting outside trying their best to share the small shade under a tree.

"Would you stop being so annoying? I don't know who's worse; you or that idiot," Sasuke said as he slapped Naruto on the head.

The heat was making Sasuke very hot. Which also made him very very crabby.

Sakura huffed, her cheeks completely flushed—due to the heat or Sasuke's insult, she wasn't sure—and hit the Uchiha on the head (just like he did Naruto.)

"I don't know if you noticed, Sasuke-kun, but you're not exactly the most tolerable person at the moment. Or any moment for that matter. You're always sulking around and looking like you hate the whole freakin world. And you can't even speak correctly, and when you do you can't say more than ten words at a time! So you can't call ANYONE here annoying!"

Sasuke gave her the infamous Uchiha death glare.

The nerve of that woman! She was so annoying!

Sasuke snorted," In case you didn't notice you're worse than I am princess."

"What!?"

"You're loud and annoying. And when something doesn't go your way you scream and hit people. You have a horrible temper and a mouth to match."

"Excuse me?!"

"To sum it all up; you're annoying."

Naruto stared at the couple, unsure of what to do.

If he agreed with Sakura, teme would set a billion traps around the apartment they shared and he would never get in. If he agreed with Sasuke, Sakura would kill him. And if he agreed with both he wouldn't live long enough to be Hokage.

Hopefully they wouldn't ask him to pick sides.

Right?

Right!?

"Sasuke you asshole! That's not true! Right Naruto?!"

Said boy gulped.

"Tch, I am right. Even the dobe is smart of enough to notice that."

Naruto gave the two unsure looks. He felt like he was a child stuck choosing which parent he wanted to live with after a divorce.

"Well actually I have to go meet Hinata-chan, soooo….I'llseeyouguyslaterbye!

"Come back Naruto! Were not done here!"

"See, I told you. Why do you think he left," Sasuke pointed out.

Sakura stomped her foot causing the earth below to shake a bit. "Listen here you bastard, if you keep talking like that you're going to be spending the next two weeks alone! And by alone I mean you and your hand are going to get reacquainted!"

Sasuke scowled at her.

Tch, it's not like he cared. She wouldn't be able to keep her promise. He could last a few days.

And with that the Haruno woman slapped him one last time and walked—stomped—away.

And Sasuke couldn't help but stare at her ass as she left.

Damn, maybe he couldn't go a few days.

Annnnd im finished! Lol, I thought this was funny. Poor Sasu-cookie ;) I really don't know where this came from. I guess my fingers just moved on their own, lol :) I hope everyone was in character, and it wasn't too inappropriate or anything. Lol, Sasu-chan is a teenage boy after all ;))))

Anyways, sorry if I haven't been updating much. But it's almost the summer, so I should be updating WAAAAAY faster! But at least I don't update like every 3 months or something :)

AND WHO'S BEEN READING SHIPPUDEN? My SasuSaku senses are tingilinggggggg! Once they get together my world will be complete! ^_^

LE GASP, BY BIRTHDAY IS IN 13 DAYS AND ITACHI'S IS IN 25!

Anyways….

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