~I only own my Ocs and the chaos they might end up causing Please Review or tell Pm me with ideas. This story is long overdue for a fixer upper. I am still looking for a beta. If anyone would want to volunteer that would be great! Just leave me a comment or PM me saying so. For any and all mistakes I take full credit. I am currently going back through my fic and fixing some mistakes and maybe adding or cutting some things out. Thank you to my reviewers, and the people who followed and or favorited my story. This chapter will follow only bits of the movie, I have to change it to fit the OCs. OCs in this story are based off of people in real life that I see almost every day, and yes they really do have these personalities. No flames, the dragon fire later in this fanfic will be hot enough for me thank you. Now on with the story!~
P.S. This is now officially an AU
Also I was reading over my chapters *winces at my early writing before redoing it* and found that while I did describe Rose's, Sami's, Ashley's and Charlie's eye color changes I failed to do so for Macy and Alex. So here is a list of every one's eye colors;
Rose - Gold with silvery blue flecks in the shape of lightning bolts
Sami - Amber with dark brown flecks in the shape of paw prints
Ashley - Violet with chocolate flecks in the shape of plus marks
Charlie - Light blue with white and black flecks in no particular shape
Macy - Blue with forest green flecks the shape of leaves
Alex - she has cat eyes, the outside is dark blue and the iris is dark brown
Sabriel Morwen - White with blue swirls through them
Italics is mental speech
Anything in elvish will be in bold
(No one's Pov)
The moment the last person fell into the pile goblins rushed at them. Samantha shifted into her dire wolf form and charged at the goblins to give the company a little bit of time to get their stuff together. Alex was unable to shift because her dragon form would be too heavy for the rickety structure. But she still drew a weapon and ran into the fray. By that time the dwarves had gotten their wits together and had also began to fight against the onslaught to goblins. Rose fought with her swords instead of her powers while Sabriel stood at her back knocking dozens of goblins flying with mental blasts. The two girls and Samantha only stopped fighting when the goblins had managed to corral the dwarves, Macy, Ashley, Charlie, Alex and Bilbo. Finally an especially ugly goblin that was missing an eye and half its hand spoke up holding a knife to Kili's throat.
"Stop fighting, lay down your weapons, don't try any funny business or pretty boy here will lose his head." the goblin croaked. Sami snarled showing her fangs causing many of the goblins whimpered, and wouldn't you if a giant wolf covered in gore was snarling at you showing its teeth. She shifted back into her human form and glared threateningly.
Rose sheathed her weapons and Sabriel held up her hands in a show of surrender. The three were quickly surrounded and pushed towards the rest of the captives. Only Nori, Rose and Sabriel noticed the hobbit slip away, fight another goblin and fall into the gaping chasm below. Sabriel immediately astral-projected herself after Bilbo.
The company was pushed along a wooden pathway that led deeper into the mountain. As they got closer and closer to a large wooden platform their senses were assaulted by clashing metal and a great deal of horrid noises. Then the singing started and company started clawing at their ears in an attempt to not hear the racket.
"I feel a song coming on." a voice that sounded like clashing boulders said
Clap, Snap
The black Crack
Grip, Grab, Pinch, and Nab
Batter and Beat
Milk 'Em, Stammer and Squeak
Pound, Pound
Far Underground
Down, Down, Down
In Goblin-Town
Down, Down, Down
In Goblin-Town
With a Swish and a Smack
and a Whip and Crack
Everybody Talks
When They're on my Rack
Pound, Pound
Far Underground
Down, Down, Down
To Goblin-town
Down, Down, Down
To Goblin-Town
Hammer and Torch, Get out
your Knockers and Gongs
you won't last long
on the end of my Prongs
Clish, Clash,
Crush and Smash
Bang, Break
Shiver and Shake. You can yell it and yelp
but there ain't no help
Pound, Pound
Far Underground
Down, Down, Down
in Goblin-town
A huge goblin that sat in a throne with a bone crown on his head sang. He finished the last line of the so called song by twirling around twice like a ballerina.
"Catchy isn't it. It's one of my own compositions"
"That's not a song it's an abomination."
"Abominations. Mutations. Deviations. That's all your gona find down here." The blob of fat said. The company was searched and all their weapons were put to one side and their packs to another. Many of the dwarves packs were emptied but the packs that had fallen into Middle earth with those from our world were not simply because the goblins were unable to get them open.
"Who would be so bold as to come armed into my kingdom? Spies? Thieves? Assassins?"
"Dwarves your malevolence."
"Dwarves?!"
(Ashley's Pov)
"Found them on the front porch." the little imp goblin told his king
"Well don't just stand there. Search them! Every crack, every crevice." The great goblin ordered. After his minions searched a second time the great goblin spoke again,
"What are you doing in these parts?"
Before Thorin could step up and speak Oin laid a hand on his shoulder and stepped forward, "Don't worry lads. I'll handle this."
"No tricks. I want the truth warts and all."
"You're gona have to speak up. Your boys flattened my trumpet."
"I'll flatten more than your trumpet." the goblin king roared advancing on the deaf dwarf
"If it's more information you want then I'm the one you should speak to." Bofur said pushing Oin behind him
The fat blob with a stretched out chin grunted.
"We were on the road. It wasn't so much a road as a path. Actually it wasn't even that come to think of it. It was more like a track. The point is that we were on this road like a path like a track." At this fatty started to look extremely exasperated, "And then we weren't. Which is a problem since we were supposed to be in Dunland last Tuesday."
Fatty mumbled "shut up" and I don't think that Bofur heard him. Because then Bofur looked to Dori to help him come up with a story.
"Visiting distant relations."
"Some big brothers on my mother's side."
"SHUT UP!" the giant canker-faced glob of pus in front of us yelled. "If they won't talk we'll make 'em squawk. Bring out the mangler. Bring out the bone breaker. Start with the females."
"I don't think so." Rose said stepping forward eyes flashing.
"And who might you be?" Fatty sneered ignoring the danger he was in.
"Rose Blazingsword the Dragon Lady." As she spoke the torches surrounding us seemed to slowly dim. "If you wish to harm them you will have to go through me." At the word me the torches flared up into giant columns of fire. She used only her control over Fire keeping the rest hidden as an Ace up her sleeve and therefore keeping her identity as a master element a secret.
"A fire wielder! Why did you not tell me that the dwarves had a fire wielder?"
"We didn't know your greatness. The only ones who appeared to have powers were these two." A goblin said shoving Sabriel and Sami forth.
"Ah I see the little daughter of men is back to cause us more trouble. She has been a pain in our sides since she fell out of the ceiling hasn't she boys?"
The surrounded goblins all yelled their agreement.
"And what can this one do?" The great goblin asked grabbing Samantha's hair and pulling her up by it. She grabbed fatty's hand with her own and used her arm strength to pull herself up so that she could grab the knife in her boot that Dwalin had given her and stabbed it deep into the great goblin's arm. He dropped her and she quickly shifted into her dire wolf form and began tearing at him with her claws. I felt one the goblins grab my hair. It held a knife to my throat and dragged me into her line of sight. She quit tearing the goblin king apart. Rose let the flames return to their normal height.
"Don't move or this pretty little blonde won't be moving ever again."
"Wait!" Thorin yelled stepping forward
"Well well. Look who it is. Thorin son of Thrain, son of Thror King under the mountain." Fatty said bowing mockingly to Thorin. Then he straighten up and mocked, "Oh wait I'm forgetting. You don't have a mountain. And you're not a king. Which makes you nobody really."
"He is more of a king then you are you, ugly vomit-scented bastard." Macy yelled out from the middle of the group.
"Shut up." Blob snapped at Macy before turning back towards Thorin, "I know someone who would pay pretty price for your head. Just the head. Nothing attached. Perhaps you know of whom I speak. An old enemy of yours. A pale orc astride a white warg." He said over emphasizing the g's.
"Azog the defiler was destroyed. He was slain in battle long ago." Thorin said his voice colored by a mix of anger, hate and confusion.
"So you think his defiling days are done do you?" He chuckled foully and turned to a misshapen little thing in a rope carrier, "Tell the pale orc I have found his prize."
They both laughed and the imp turned is carrier around and started sliding down the rope. When it was out of reach of the platform and over the open abyss below the metal contraption fell apart sending the imp falling into the darkness below. I glanced at Rose from the corner of my eye. I was just in time to see her hide a smirk. I must have gotten the mental to bend in certain places so it wouldn't be able to hold the imp up. Go figure she found a way to command metal since it is a sub-form of earth or some bull like that.
%000%000%000%To Bilbo and the astral projection of Sabriel %000%000%000%
(No one's Pov)
At the moment Rose stepped forward Bilbo met Gollum.
"Bless us and splash us precious. That's a meaty mouthful." Gollum said advancing on Bilbo only stopping after Bilbo had Sting touching Gollum's neck
"Gollum, Gollum" He croaked
"Back. Stay back. I'm warning you. Don't come any closer."
"It's got an elfish blade but it's not an elfs. Not an elfs no. What is it precious? What is it?"
"My name is Bilbo Baggins."
"You fool of a Took you don't just go giving your name out to random underground creatures whilly nilly." The astral projection Sabriel said appearing from behind some rocks.
"Baggins? What is a Baggins precious?" Gollum said like he hadn't heard Sabriel
"I'm a hobbit of the shire." Bilbo said is Baggins side forcing him to be polite and answer Gollums questions. It also earned him a mental scolding from Sabriel.
"Shut up and quit giving the nasty little creature so much information."
"We likes goblins, batses and fishes but we haven't tried hobbits before. Is it soft? Is it juicy?"
"Now keep your distance." Bilbo said swinging his little sword to keep Gollum away from him. "I'll use this. If I have to. I don't want any trouble. Do you understand? Just show me the way to get out of here and I'll be on my way." Bilbo said keeping Sting pointed at Gollum
"Why? Is it lost?"
"Yes and I want to get unlost as soon as possible."
"Oh we knows! We knows safe paths for Hobbitses. Safe paths in the dark." Sméagol said
"Shut up!" Gollum told Sméagol.
"I didn't say anything." Bilbo said Thinking that Gollum had been talking to him
"Wasn't talking to you." Gollum snapped
"Well yes precious we was. We was." Sméagol said
"Look I don't know what your game is, but-"
"Games! We love to play games. Does like games? Does it? Does it? Does it like to play?"
"Maybe?" Bilbo said with a confused like on his face
"What had roots that no body see? Is taller than trees? Up up up it goes, yet never grows."
"The mountain I suppose."
"Yes yes. Oh lets have another one. Come come ask us" Sméagol said
"No! No more riddles. Finish him off. Finish him now. Gollum Gollum." Gollum said
"No no no. I want to play. I do. I can see that you are very good at this. So why don't we have a game of riddles? Just you and me."
"Yes just just us?"
"Yes. Yes and if I win y show me the way out."
"Yes Yes." Sméagol agreed eagerly before Gollum said, "And what if it loses? What then?"
"Sméagol said, "Well if it loses precious then we eats It." after he got done talking Gollum who is really just himself Sméagol turned back to Bilbo and said, "If Baggins loses we eats it whole."
Bilbo took a minute to consider and decided that it was his best chance of finding his way out, "Fair enough."
"Baggins first."
"Thirty white horses on a red hill. First they champ. Then they stamp. Then they stand still."
Gollum made lots of faces while trying to figure out the riddle. The funniest being when he looked like a child on Christmas that had just gotten a surprise present. Finally he guessed teeth uncertainly.
He got his answer when Bilbo gave the ground a frustrated look.
"Teeth! Yes my precious but we only have six. (I am going by what the book says for that one.) Our turn."
"Voiceless it cries. Wingless flutters. Toothless bites. Mouthless mutters." Gollum sneered at the hobbit
"Just a minute." Bilbo said. "Oh oh we knows." Sméagol claimed before Gollum told him to shut up.
"Wind."
And so the two continued to exchange riddles until Gollum asked a riddle that Bilbo couldn't figure out the answer to.
"Baggins is stuck. Time's up." Sméagol said.
That gave Bilbo the clue he needed.
"Time. Time. The answer is time. Actually was that hard."
"Last question. Last chance. Ask us. ASK US!"
"Yes yes alright." Bilbo said trying to think of a riddle and ended up feeling in his pocket and finding the ring he picked up earlier. "What have I got in my pocket?" He mumbled to himself. But Gollum over heard the question and thought that Bilbo was talking to him.
"That's not fair. It's no fair! Against the rules." Throwing away the large rock he had picked up to hit Bilbo with.
"No ask us a different one."
"No. No you said 'ask me a question well that is my question. What have I got in my pocket?"
"Three guesses precious. It must give us three." Gollum said angrily holding up two fingers
"Three guesses. Very well guess away."
"Hands." "Wrong." Gollum thought about the stuff he would carry if he had pockets but guessed knife instead. "Wrong again last guess."
"String or nothing." Both Sméagol and Gollum got their guesses in.
"Two guesses at once both wrong. Come on you promised to show me the way out if I won."
"Did we say that precious?"
"Bilbo run!"
Gollum started advancing on the hobbit while digging in a pouch tied to his loin cloth. Bilbo didn't need to be told twice. He ran.
%000%000%000% Thorin and Company %000%000%000%
(Rose's Pov)
Bones will be shattered.
Necks will be rung.
You'll be beaten and battered from racks you'll be hung.
You'll die down here and never be found
down in the deep of Goblin-town
"Rose, Gandalf need you to give him a diversion. Light the place up when you see a chance." Sabriel said to me mentally
My opening came sooner than I expected. While the Blob of pus was twirling around and singing one of his cronies picked up Orcrist. He cast the weapon away from himself and into the view of the pus king.
He scampered backwards and onto his make shift throne yelling and making a scene. "I know that sword. It is the goblin cleaver. The biter. The blade that sliced a thousand necks. Slash them! Beat them! Kill them. Cut off his head!
'I don't think so asshole.' I conjured up my memories, hit my light and dark tattoos and let light blaze through the whole cave throwing everyone off their feet and the torture contraptions into the pit below. I saw Gandalf appear and made my light disappear completely replacing it with a blackness that dispersed slowly as the wizard walked forward. I finally let all the darkness go as the wizard said, "Take up arms. Fight. FIGHT!"
Everyone burst into action. I sent hundreds of goblins spiraling into the pit below with a wave of fire. While everyone fought pus face yelled out, "He wields the foe hammer. The beater bright as daylight. Everyone's weapons and packs were thrown to their owners. I felt as first my quiver full of arrows and my bow were put on my back via Sabriel's telekinesis. Then Bombur threw me the rest of my weapons. My axe as went on my back and I wielded my swords. Pus face cried out once more.
"Beware the fire wielder she holds the firestorm. The blazing blade that burned Othrod to the ground." I glanced at the sword in my right hand, the one I took from the troll hoard, sure enough the runes on the sword read 'Nuar alagos' or fire storm.
"Nuar!" I yelled the elvish word for fire, not using my powers to light the sword aflame. I grinned and all the goblins around me backed away in freight. I slashed and cut my way over to Ashley and Chuck neither of whom were doing very good at fighting. I heard someone cry, "Thorin!" and looked over in time to see Thorin deflect old pus face's blow and sending him toppling into the pit.
Everyone had their gear and Gandalf lead the way towards the exit. We ran and fought until the goblin king burst through a bridge. "You thought you could escape me?" He said knocking Gandalf back. Sami and I leapt in front of the old wizard.
"What are you going to do now little girls?" He sneered at us. I looked over at Sami and she nodded back. I sheathed the sword that wasn't on fire and she took out Thrain's War-hammer. Sami hit his stubby legs breaking his knees and bringing him lower so I could kill him. I slashed his enormous stomach.
"That'll do it." He said
"Oh shut up you bastard." I yelled in his face before cutting off his head.
The weight of his body caused the bridge we were standing on to break at the supports and start to fall.
"Damn it! I should have just turned him to ashes!" I yelled as we fell.
We finally reached the floor and I, Sami, Sabriel and Gandalf were the first ones to climb out of the rumble.
"Well that could've been worse." Bofur jinxed the rest of the people still in the rumble. Pus face's fat body landing on top of the wreckage adding his weight to the problem.
Using her powers Sabriel got everyone else out before the Goblins started crawling down the walls. I sent fire-ball after fire-ball their way but they kept coming, "Gandalf?!"
"Only one thing will save us now. Sunlight. Run!"
I sent a ball of pure light towards the goblins to give us more time. We ran out of those miserable tunnels and into fresh air. We didn't stop running until we were far from the goblin tunnels.
"Fili eighteen, Kili nineteen, and Macy. That makes twenty. Where's Bilbo? Where is our hobbit? WHERE IS OUR HOBBIT!?" Gandalf hollered. None of my friends from my world responded, we were all too busy trying to get our breath back. We are all sprinters NOT distance runners.
(Thorin's Pov)
"Curse the Halfling. Now he's lost."
"I thought he was with Dori."
"Don't blame me."
"Well where did you last see him?"
"I thought I saw him slip away when they first cornered us." Nori said
"What happened exactly?"
"I'll tell you what happened. Master Baggins saw his chance and he took it. He has thought of nothing but his bed and his warm hearth since he first stepped out of his door. The only reason he came at all was because Ted pulled him from his comfy little home. We will not be seeing our hobbit again. He is long gone." I said
Ashley was the first to get her breath back, followed by Sabriel. Before Ashley could advance on me however Sabriel came up to me and slapped me.
"You are an arse Thorin son of Thrain. None of that is true and well you know it! Bilbo just got separated from us. How do I know? Because I can fucking astral project you fucking ninny! I have with him since he got separated from us and still am. He is on his way down that path TOWARDS US! *Slap* If you had one ounce of brain in that thick dwarven skull you would have figured that out! Now you will stay silent while Bilbo explains how and why he bothered coming back."
I just stood there dumbstruck. I looked around, Sabriel was still catching her breath over by Ashley and Bilbo had just stepped out from behind a tree.
'That must have happened in my mind.'