A/N: Thank you so much to everyone that reviewed! Oh and I would also like to thank NaruSasuNarulover and Master of the Rebels for answering the "lemon question". So to anyone that's super particularly curious… Yea… It had something to do with some hentai OVAs called Cream Lemon, and that's why the word "lemon" is used to describe a sex scene in fan fiction. But in my own opinion, I think "cream" might have been a better word to use… And I'm not going to elaborate anymore on that subject. ^__^' In fear of sounding like a pervert. XD Story time!

Warnings: Reread chapters 1 – 20 for all warnings :D

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR MIDNIGHT SECERTARY

Dedications: :) Elenor Gray this is for you!

Me: Sasuke come here for a second.

Sasuke: Why? *Looks at me suspiciously*

Me: I want to give you a hug! *Smiles innocently*

Sasuke: Why? *Continues to look at me suspiciously*

Me: Do I have to have a reason to give my main character a hug? *Pouts*

Sasuke: Actually I'm Masashi Kishimoto's main character.

Me: Actually Naruto is Masashi Kishimoto's main character. Ya know, that's what the anime/manga is called Naruto.

Sasuke: *Glares* That's just because Naruto cheated and used a two-sided coin. Plus, I'm Masashi Kishimoto's favorite character to draw. So take that Itachi!!!

Me: Says who?

Sasuke: Wikipedia.

Me: Do you listen to everything that's on Wikipedia?

Sasuke: Yes. *Shrugs*

Me: Really? *Finds a computer and edits the Naruto article on Wikipedia*

Sasuke: What are you doing? *Looks over my shoulder and reads* Sasuke never leaves Konoha but instead has hot… passionate… sex… with… Nar… u… to…? What…?

Me: *Quickly shuts off computer* Anywaaaaaaaaays, come here for a second.

Sasuke: Wh –

Me: Do it or else I tell Itachi about those pictures you have of Naruto hidden under your bed!

Sasuke: *Glares* Fine. *Walks closer to me*

Me: *Smiles, reaches up, and then pinches both of Sasuke's cheeks (effectively stretching his face) before quickly releasing him and running away. Fast* RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Sasuke:*Rubs his face in shock*The. Hell..? *Runs after me*

Me: *Still running* Enjoy the story while I try and save my ass from getting Chidori-ed! :D

"Talking"

"Thinking"

??? – Time/Scene Change

AHHH! STOP CHASING ME ALREADY SASUKE!!! O.O

Capable Logic?

The picture stared back mockingly.

"Whose this?" Sasuke asked examining the picture that Naruto had just placed onto the desk, and Sasuke couldn't stop himself from glaring at the very good-looking person in the photograph. He was exactly Naruto's type.

"That's my new 'meal' partner," the blond answered as he dried his hair.

Sasuke shifted in his seat uncomfortably. "Ah… I'll adjust the schedule then," he answered, careful to keep his expressions neutral.

"And have you sent me all the data from the meeting this morning?"

"Yes sir," Sasuke answered continuing to type like a mad-man.

Naruto hesitantly sat down on his couch as Sasuke continued to type. "Uh… You don't have to finish all the work tonight, ya know?" the blond commented as the typing noises increased in volume. "It just needs to be done before the end of the week."

Sasuke continued typing as if Naruto had not said a thing before pausing a moment, nodding his head in agreement, and then started to typing again. "Yes but for some reason, President Kyuubi has an unusually large amount of evening meetings this week. So I'd rather get most of it done tonight that way… I… can… get… home… early… Director?" Sasuke trailed off curiously as he felt a strange aura behind him.

"Kyuubi, eh…?" Naruto questioned his voice dangerously quieter than normal.

The raven turned warily to see that Naruto was the one emitting the strange aura and could feel himself involuntarily leaning back in his seat as Naruto smirked almost evilly. Definitely a pissed off aura. The blond director then stood from the couch and walked over to where Sasuke was seated at the desk.

"I know that Kiba was just thinking of your well-being when he transferred you to Kitsune Inc. because of the whole 'me sucking your blood' situation. So it can't be helped that you can only work for me unofficially after hours…" Naruto leaned towards Sasuke so that his face was only inches from the raven's. "It still doesn't change the fact that I'm pissed and I hate sharing."

"So I guess you failed kindergarten," Sasuke visibly tensed when Naruto's glared melted into a smirk.

"Hm… Maybe, but there is one class that I got the highest grade in."

"Art?" Sasuke guessed hopefully. Art didn't require physical contact, right?

"No," Naruto's smirk widened as his hand reached up to grab Sasuke's chin. "Sex ed." The blond then pulled the reluctant secretary into a bruising kiss, effectively muting any complaints, while tanned hands started to wander over pale skin happily.

???

Sasuke limped into work the next day and when asked about it by Kyuubi, the secretary blamed it on an old leg injury. Kyuubi didn't look convinced, but the red head didn't continue prying so Sasuke was thankful.

"Thankfully at the end of this month I can return to Uzumaki Co." Sasuke sighed in relief. "I just have to survive this month and then I won't have to pull double shifts anymore. I'll actually have a little free time."

After a few hours of working, Sasuke was finally able to take a break and go to Uzumaki Co. to give his report on the secretarial office at Kitsune Inc. to Kiba. Hailing a passing taxi, the raven was happy that the streets weren't very busy and so he was able to reach the Uzumaki building quickly. The taxi jerked to a stop and Sasuke got out, paying and thanking the driver in one quick motion. As the yellow car drove away, Sasuke stared up at the familiar building and couldn't help the small smile that formed on his lips. He then walked the familiar path towards Kiba's office and found himself in front of the dog lover's door he hadn't seen in months. Taking a deep calming breath, Sasuke knocked on the door.

"Yes?" Kiba's muffled voice reached Sasuke's ears.

"It's me Inuzuka-san. Sasuke."

"You're kinda early, but come in anyways," Kiba answered.

"Sorry," Sasuke apologized as he pushed the door open. "I thought it would be…" The secretary's words trailed off as he eyes widened in shock.

Inside Kiba's office was Kiba seated behind his large desk and seated in the two large, comfortable seats in front of the brunette's desk was Naruto and Kyuubi. All eyes were on the suddenly warily secretary as he hesitantly walked into the room and shut the door behind him. The soft noise of the door clicking shut sounded very much like the beginning of Sasuke's execution.

"Damn it," Sasuke cursed. "What are these two doing here?"

Sasuke glanced cautiously between the two before settling his sights on the smiling Kyuubi. One problem at a time. "President Kyuubi, what are you doing here?"

"We were talking about you, so he was nice enough to come," Kiba answered before the red head could get a word in.

"Me…?" Sasuke didn't like where this was going.

"Yea," Kiba grinned widely. "I just got done reading your report. Excellent work as always."

"Thank you," Sasuke mumbled.

"Anyways," the dog loving brunette began again. "You've been at Kitsune Inc. for almost a year now as the head secretary to set up the secretarial office there and the results are phenomenal, way better than we anticipated, and President Kyuubi has said nothing but good things about your time in his company. You've represented Uzumaki Co. well Sasuke-kun."

"Thank you," Sasuke repeated, looking towards Naruto then Kyuubi, both wearing unreadable expressions. "Definitely not good."

"So I was thinking… That maybe you should stay at Kitsune Inc. Permanently."

"Permanently?" Sasuke didn't remember his vocabulary always being this limited.

"Yes," Kiba seemed very pleased with himself. "Your work is flawless without a doubt and Kyuubi has even already submitted a request form to keep you permanently."

"Our whole secretarial office would fall apart without you Uchiha-san," Kyuubi added his two cent.

"And I've already talked to Naruto about this, even though I know that our own secretarial office needs someone as capable and responsible as you Sasuke-kun, I think that your talents would be wasted if you were to be readmitted back there." Kiba praised.

"Of course," Sasuke agreed politely even though inner Sasuke was close to pulling out a bazooka and killing some people.

"Ya know Sasuke-kun," Kiba continued. "Naruto's the only director at Uzumaki Co. who doesn't have a secretary. Every other director would be lost without one. But since Naruto doesn't like secretaries and considers them a pain in the ass that's why he strays away from them and does all the work himself, while the secretarial office, except the other directors' private secretaries, supports him as best as they can without getting in his way. But lately, Naruto's become like an honor student." Kiba grinned happily.

"Honor student?" Sasuke arched an eyebrow but remained quiet as the brunette continued talking.

"Before, Naruto didn't trust the secretarial office with anything other than getting him coffee or ramen, but now, he's been assigning a lot of work to the secretaries."

"Wow, the director is amazing. So that's what he was doing while I was organizing and assigning those files to the secre… Wait a minute. Isn't that me?"

"And Naruto even provides the secretaries with examples sheets without complaining," the manager grinned.

"Hn… That's me too." Sasuke inwardly groaned but was cautious to keep his face from displaying his inner distress.

"And the most amazing thing is that even though Naruto seems to be very engrossed in his work, at the office it doesn't look like he's putting anymore effort into it than usual. You're amazing man," Kiba grinned towards Naruto.

"Thanks Kiba," Naruto grinned without meeting Kiba's eyes. Naruto may be a vampire, but damn it, he still had morals against lying to his best friend.

Sasuke could feel his eye start to twitch in irritation. "Are you kidding me?! All he does is sit on his ass while I do all the work." Sasuke took a breath to calm himself and to force his twitching eye to relax.

"So our secretarial office's work is very stable right now," Kiba smiled proudly. Sasuke wondered how proud Kiba would keep smiling if he found out that Naruto wasn't really doing all that work, but Sasuke kept his mouth shut since bring up that he'd been working for Naruto while still working at Kitsune Inc. wouldn't be very wise, especially with Kyuubi sitting in the room, and why was Naruto so quiet? Where's the protesting?! The subtle rude comments? An annoying cough every two minutes? The glaring at anything that moved? Something? "So I think your skills would be more useful else where and that's why I've decided that it would be best for you to stay at Kitsune Inc." Kiba finished.

"Also if you were to remain at Kitsune Inc., your rank would be the same as the head of the general affairs department. Beside, our secretarial office wouldn't be operating so efficiently if you had not been the one to set it up Uchiha-san," Kyuubi added. "We still need you."

"Soooo. The reason why I can't leave Kitsune Inc. and return to Director Uzumaki side is because I'm too capable?" Sasuke mused calmly as the other three men continued to study him. "How the hell did this happen?!" And Sasuke was officially freaking out. Mentally of course, but outwardly Sasuke was careful to keep his composure.

"You don't have to answer now," Kiba commented after a few minutes of silence. "Just think about it and let me know soon."

Sasuke nodded and felt the sudden need to hurl.

???

"I'm sorry. I should have refused the offer."

Naruto studied Sasuke as the raven shut the office door. "It's fine." Naruto answered after a minute of awkward silence. "I can't control what you do." The blond calmly walked away, leaving a very confused Sasuke behind.

Sasuke sighed. "I hate life right now. I know that if the director had opposed the permanent transfer to Kitsune then Inuzuka-san would know that something was wrong, and it's not like I specifically said I wanted to return to Uzumaki Co. So I can't blame the director, since he's probably just as confused as I am. He may be a vampire, but he's no mind reader." Sasuke had never felt so frustrated. Well, there was that one time when his parents somehow convinced Itachi he was the tooth fairy… Sasuke cringed at the memory, then sighed remembering his current problem. "I left my position as the director's secretary on a whim and then came back on another. Like some stray ca – I mean secretary." Sasuke looked around the empty hall to see that Naruto was gone and a hollow feeling was left in the raven's chest. "If things continue like this then I may never return to Uzumaki Co." Sasuke then smirked as an idea popped into his head. "So I'm capable. Let's just see exactly how capable I can be."

???

"Uchiha-san?"

"Yes," Sasuke asked looking up from his computer.

"Have you seen the documents from the advertisement department?" the other secretary asked looking around her own desk.

"No," Sasuke answered looking back at his computer. "But I think I heard one of the other secretaries say that they saw some similar documents over beside the printer."

"Oh thank you. I'll check there."

"Your welcome," Sasuke nodded and then smirked when he heard the secretary say "found them".

After arranging and sending the documents out, the secretary sat at her desk with an air of accomplishment. Sasuke continued staring at his computer.

The secretary looked at the schedule that was on her desk, although she didn't remember it being there while she was organizing those documents. "Hmmm…. It looks like today we're the guides for the government officials that are coming to the show-room for the establishment of the memorial hall."

"Really?" Sasuke asked absently.

"Do you think the president would like reference material before the guests arrive?"

"Maybe," Sasuke answered.

"Do you think I should prepare them?"

"Maybe," Sasuke replied. "Oh no, no. God forbid you do work. No, just sit on your ass, they'll prepare themselves." Sasuke snapped sarcastically, but kept his attention on the computer screen even while the secretary wondered aimlessly around the office.

"Oh, it's already done," Sasuke smirked as the secretary flipped through the folder. "How lucky." She smiled happily.

The door then burst open. "Sorry, but I need the reference material for the memorial hall," Kyuubi walked in.

"Here they are sir," the secretary smiled.

"Thank you," Kyuubi answered, taking the folder.

"Perfect," Sasuke smirked as he continued to stare, unmoving, at his computer.

It had been a week since Sasuke started secretly preparing all the needed material for the secretaries at Kitsune, and making sure the work wasn't linked back to him in anyway, while he slowly reduced the amount of work and reference sheets at Uzumaki. All in all, it was a very tiring process, but Sasuke was determined.

The raven smirked at his computer screen as another secretary was praised for a job well done.

"The secretarial office is running very smoothly isn't it, Uchiha-san?"

"Yes sir," Sasuke nodded.

"Good job at making sure of that."

"Thank y – what?" Sasuke turned away from his computer and stared at the red head in shock.

"It doesn't take a genius to see who really prepared all those data sheets." Kyuubi explained smugly. "Then you secretly put them where another secretary can find them, so that it looks like they're doing all the work while you're doing nothing."

"Are you kidding me?" Sasuke stared at the smirking president in mild annoyance.

"Thank you for proving that I was right to leave the secretarial office to you, Uchiha-san," Kyuubi grinned.

Sasuke wanted to shove his head through his computer as the happy president walked away. Hearing his computer start beeping nonstop, Sasuke looked back at the flashing screen to see that he had just lost at Pacman.

???

Sasuke wondered what the sentence would be for killing an office full of people.

"Even though it's not the time to recruit new staff, they're making an exception." The secretary explained.

"Yea, and it turns out that Director Uzumaki's good behavior was only temporary. He's back to his old ways and is starting new big projects without finishing the last one," another secretary added, "not only that, but they're also reforming the secretarial department because Director Uzumaki is hiring a new private secretary."

"Another secretary?"

"Ah, Uchiha-san."

"Yes?" Sasuke answered turning around to see a smiling man, and almost instantly recognized the man as an Uzumaki Co. secretary.

"Manger Inuzuka wants to see you."

"Alright." Sasuke followed the man out.

After a short drive, Sasuke was staring at Uzumaki Co. The raven quickly climbed out of the vehicle and made his way towards Kiba's office.

Sasuke knocked, but didn't wait for an answer and opened the door. "Inuzuka-san?"

"Sasuke-kun, perfect," Kiba grinned as he waved Sasuke in.

The secretary took a hesitant step into the office. "You needed me sir?"

"Yes, here." The dog lover slid an envelope across his desk. "This is your official notice." Kiba smiled up at Sasuke. "You are now officially the head of Kitsune Inc.'s secretarial office for a year."

Sasuke could only nod as his head started to spin. "Thank you…." The raven mumbled as he quickly left the office.

Sasuke started to feel sick and wobbly walked towards the elevator. His vision was starting to blur and the air suddenly seemed to hot.

"Uchiha?"

Sasuke's head whipped back at the familiar voice. "Director?"

Naruto was looking at him confusedly. "You look like shit, Uchiha. Are you heading back to Kitsune? You want a ride?" And Naruto couldn't help wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.

Sasuke shook his head as his vision blurred into darkness and his legs gave out beneath him.

"Oi Uchiha!" Naruto grabbed Sasuke before he could crash to the ground.

TBC…

And down he goes. XD Ahh, poor Sasuke, he always get the worst of everything. So since my beginning A/N was so massively long I'll keep this one short. :D

Oh, and I have to go back to school on Thursday. v__v Oh, sweet summer vacation. Where have thou gone. So updates are probably gonna be slow… er… But I promise it won't take like three months or something!

Sooo, please review and hope everyone's summer vacation was better than mine! XD

– ohhowfluffyyouare