Hi~ srry bout the long wait…btw, do I apologize too much? Anyway, since 21 is my favorite # so I thought I'd like to make it special, but there wasn't rlly anything cool I could do so I just made it longer…I believe it's the longest chpt I've ever wrote :D Yeah, , I was busy…dun ask with wat cause I dun even know. I just wanted u ppl to know dat I'm still alive and is still able to write. So, enjoy the long chpt, hope ya like it!

After suffering through the plane trip beside a guy who slept and snored the whole trip, Naruto and Sasuke are both exhausted. The two got off the torturing plane, and headed to the grand hotel, which was previously booked.

Unlike previous hotels the two have lived in, this one is somewhat normal compared to the others. Therefore, the two have decided to go "undercover" in order to find the criminal. Both are tired after the plane trip that they would never forget, so they headed to bed.

According to Naruto's method to find the thief, the two had to disguise as two "normal" citizens. Normally, Sasuke would never agree to something this childish, but when Naruto suggested the idea in a pleading tone, and an innocent face, he gave up.

'It's just disguising as a normal resident, what's wrong with that? It's not like we are going to look like ridiculous people that only appears on TV,' That's what Sasuke thought, but the outcomes totally shocked him, however, there was no turning back. Not when your heart's under attack. *

First, Naruto brought out his "makeup/disguising kit" that no one ever knew existed. Sasuke tried to take a sneak peek, but failed. "It's secret," Naruto said smiling, acting just like a child. His actions made Sasuke want to just push him on the bed and eat him, but he can't, at least not now.

"Close your eyes," the cute makeup artist ordered, pulling out a mustache. Luckily, Sasuke did not see the makeup kit. If he saw all those accessories that only appears in manga and dramas, there is no way Naruto will be able to continue.

~~~~~Five Minutes Later~~~~~~~

"Tada! Transformation succeeded!" Naruto concluded, hinting his lover to open his eyes. Sasuke could not believe his eyes. Right before him, is a man, utterly transformed. His clean pale face is now tanned, and covered with a hook mustache. His beautiful emo hair is somehow brushed into an old-fashioned bob cut that could only be seen in the 80s.

Naruto also managed to change his huge eyes into slim and long eyes. Handing Sasuke, who has turned into a robot a pair of glasses, Naruto asked filled with proud, "Hehe, how is it? NO ONE will be able to recognize you now!"

Well, that is definitely true, but neither will anyone want to interact with him. But, there was nothing he could do about it, not when his cutie is showing such a face. At least there is one benefit to this look. Not a single person in this world will know he is Sasuke Uchiha, the cool president of the Uchiha Incorporation.

Sasuke is trying his best to accept this look, but the only way for him to do so is to have Naruto suffer through the same. Therefore, Sasuke nailed his lover onto the ground gently, and started his process.

~~~~~~ Another Five Minutes later~~~~~~~~

With all the struggling, and screaming, if some random person walked past, they would definitely think the two of them are going at it in bed. Sadly, they weren't, but Sasuke did force some really interesting clothing on Naruto. Finally, his lover got off him, Uchiha sprint over to the mirror to see what he looks like. Instead of getting all shocked, his face turned bright red. Sasuke walked over, placing his hands on the tan boy's shoulder, "You look amazing," he said, gently blowing air into Naruto's ears, making them also burn red.

Now, why is he so embarrassed? It's because right before him is a beautiful person, the type he would have usually chased after. Naruto wouldn't mind if Sasuke only made him look gorgeous, in fact, he would thank him. But this kind of beautiful isn't something he would, or could appreciate.

His eyes wide open; staring at the stainless mirror stands a beautiful girl. A girl! Turning his head to face Sasuke, he looked as if saying, "What the fuck is this?" All his partner did was smile at him, and stuff socks inside the bra that Sasuke somehow managed to find.

Still filled with disbelief, Naruto was dragged out of the room. With a blouse like shirt, skinny jeans, fancy association, and most of all, breasts, has erased all traces of masculinities that ever existed in Naruto.

Walking down the street of Paris, the two foreigners were surely a stunning sight. The two boys are now the exact opposite of how they used to be in others' sight. The lame one was now sexy and attractive, but the other that used to cherish all girls looks somewhat humorous and nerdy

One of the reasons why Sasuke wanted to hurry to Paris was because he had called one of his acquaintances. The two of them scheduled to meet up today at a famous cafe nearby the Eiffel Tower.

Before entering the cafe, Sasuke decided to call the person first. Since neither of them is good at French, their friend is their only way to learn about the matter. Plus, he is a well known computer geek that has developed varies software.

A magnetic voice answered their call, telling Sasuke he is waiting for them inside. As the two walked in, both could recognize the face of the teenager. However, just like how much the disguise changed their appearance, the clumsy Udon is no longer to be seen.

*My friends made me listen to JB songs too much...Never say never!

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