~x~ Disclaimer: The wonderful creator of Twilight and the characters, Mrs. Meyer, owns all but the plot and characters I make. ~x~
~o~ Chapter 21 ~o~
~x~ Lauren ~x~
"Now Alice, since Bella is sleeping we can go out and dye your hair!" I said, getting my purse. Alice groaned, "Why can't it wait till tomorrow?"
"We are going to introduce Alison to Tanya tomorrow."
"Who's Alison?" she asked, getting her purse.
"You'll see." I winked.
~o~ At the hair salon ~o~
"No! No! I'm not going in there!" Alice shouted as I tried to drag her inside the salon.
"You are going! Now, stop acting like a baby!" I yelled as I pulled her towards the salon.
"No! No! No! Please don't make me going in there!" she wined.
"Alice, what's wrong with this one?" I asked, still pulling her. She stopped, got out of my grip and turned her head so she was just looking at air. I turned my head to look at what she was looking at but saw nothing, "Alice, what are you staring at? I see nothing."
"It was long ago, when I was just 16, I got my drivers license that day when it happened." She placed her hand over her chest.
"What happened? Was 'it' a boy? Was he cute? Oh no, he wasn't, was he? Did you get in an accident? Did you get hurt? What happened?" I questioned jumping up and down.
"I would tell you but you keep asking questions!" I shut myself up.
"I was driving to the mall to get my hair done, so I came here. That's when it happened." She gasped for dramatic effect. She looked at me,
You're supposed to gasp!" she yelled.
"Oh, sorry." Then I gasped. "No, not like that, like this," she gasped. I did the same, "No, like this," she gasped again, I did it again, "No, like-" I cut her off, "Can we just get to why you hate this place?" I yelled, annoyed.
"Gosh, they dyed my hair pink. Remember that time in high school my hair looked darker and everyone thought I dyed my hair?" I nodded, remembering that year (I knew she was wearing a wig).
"Yeah, it was a wig; really I was hiding my pink hair." I giggled, she sent me a glare and I shut my mouth.
"Okay, okay, how about we go to that one?" I said pointing to a Hair Cuttery (A/N: That's where I get my hair cuts! They are awesome! I got a perfect layer cut from there! If don't you already go there, try it out! If you have one near by.)
"Okay, I've never been there before."
"It's awesome; I can get you my hairstylist, Natasha. She's great!"
"Okay, but will she dye my hair pink?"
"No! She's a professional!" I said going inside the store. I asked for my stylist.
"Oh mon dieu! Laurie, comment êtes-vous?" Natasha said hugging me.
(Oh my god! Laurie, how are you?)
"Bon, pourquoi pas vous Natasha?" I said hugging her back. (Good, what about you Natasha?)
"Grande, qu'est-ce que vous avez besoin, aujourd'hui?" (Great, what do you need, today?)
"Mon ami, Alice, veut obtenir mèches blondes. Eh bien, en fait je suis sa force." I said pointing to Alice, who was sitting and reading a magazine. (My friend, Alice, wants to get blonde highlights. Well, actually I'm forcing her.)
"Ah, petite fille très mignonne. Elle va être belle avec des points forts notamment avec les reflets blonds." She smiled, (Ah, very cute girl. She'll look beautiful with highlights especially with blonde highlights.)
"Oui, et elle veut que les extensions aussi. Au moins jusqu'à ses seins." I said, pointing to where I wanted it. (Yes, and she wants extensions too. At least up to her breasts.)
"D'accord, elle sera belle." She smiled before turning to Alice, "Alice, venez avec moi. Parlez-vous français?" (Okay, she will look beautiful and Alice, come with me. Do you speak French?) She looked at me with confused eyes. I turned to Natasha, "She doesn't understand French. You'll have to speak English with her."
"No Lauren, I do know French. I just don't like to speak in French."
"Oh, okay, then, Natasha start on her hair!" I said before going to the waiting room.
~x~ 1 ½ hrs. Later ~x~
"She is perfecto!" said Natasha, coming out from the back room with a blonde, long haired Alice. My eyes went wide, "Wow, Alice, you look…" I trailed off.
"I know! Thank you, Natasha!" she hugged Natasha before running to me.
"This is your best idea yet! Thank you!" she hugged me.
"Why, thank you. Now I bought you your contacts while you were getting your hair done. Here." I said giving her the small box, "Put them on. I think I saw Edward and Jasper walk by a few minutes ago. I wanna see if they recognize you." Alice giggled. She grabbed the contact box and ran to the bathroom in the back. When she came out she looked like a vampire as in the hot part not the 'I'm going to bite you and suck your blood part.'
"Alice, you look wow!" I exclaimed.
"Thank you, now pay the money and let's go find Jazz and Ed!" Alice said jumping up and down. I paid Natasha then Alice dragged me out of the salon. We found Edward and Jasper in Dick's Sporting Goods (a/n: lol that sounds so funny when you think of it. Dick's as in dick, sports as in sex and goods as in goods = Dick's Sex Goods! LMAFO!)
We walked in and I went up to Edward and Jasper, "Hey, Edward, Jasper, I want you to meet my new friend Alison." I gestured to Alice.
"Hello Alison, do I know you from somewhere? 'Cause you look really familiar." Said Jasper, Edward was trying to hold back a laugh; I guess he knew it was Alice. When our eyes met he mouthed Alice, I nodded.
"No, no don't think we've ever met before, right Lauren?" said Alice.
"I don't know, I'm not everywhere you go." I giggled a little.
"Are you sure I don't know you? Alice." Jasper said, smiling.
"Dang it! How did you recognize me?"
"Do you really think I wouldn't recognize my fiancé?" he said kissing her.
"Fiancé? Jasper you proposed?" Edward asked,
"Yeah, oh, Lauren, what happened to Bella? Is she here?" said Jasper.
"No, she's sleeping at my house. She wasn't feeling good so we put her to sleep and before you say anything we did not drug her."
"Well Lauren didn't." said Alice.
"Alice!" shouted Edward.
"I'm kidding. I would never drug a person, well unless it's Tanya then that changes everything." Everyone laughed.
"Well, Alice we got to get back home. We need to check if Bella's okay." I said grabbing her wrist. She kissed Jasper and followed me out of the store.
~o~ At house ~o~
"No, Paramore is way better than Evanescence!" Alice yelled as we walked to the front door.
"No, Evanescence is way better than Paramore!" I yelled. As you can see we're fighting about who's the best band. Hey, it's battle of the bands: Alice vs. Lauren!
"Have you heard, Decode, Crushcrushcrush, or That's what you get? They are awesome!"
"Have you heard, Imaginary, Haunted, My Immortal, Bring me to life, Everybody's fool, or Going under? They are better than Paramore." I said going into the house and walking to the kitchen with Alice behind me. Bella was at the sink drinking water, "Hey." I said.
"Hola." Bella replied.
"I have heard their songs! They're good but not as good as Paramore!" Alice said going to hug Bella, "Are you okay, sweetie?"
"Alice? Your, your blonde?" Bella said pointing to Alice's hair.
"Yes, now are you okay?" Bella nodded, stilling looking at Alice's hair. Alice turned back to me, "Paramore is still better!"
"No Evanescence is!"
"Paramore!"
"Evanescence!"
"Paramore!"
"Evanescence!"
"Pa-ra-mo-re!'
"Ev-a-ne-scen-ce!"
"Pa-ra-mo-re!'
"Ev-a-ne-scen-ce!"
"Evanmore!" Bella shouted out randomly. We turned to her in confusion, "Evanmore?" Alice and I asked together.
"Yes, Evanmore, a combo of Evanescence and Paramore."
"Oh, that's pretty smart actually." I said.
"Thank you!"
"Your right, Alice and I officially love Evanmore, a combo of our fav bands together." I said linking arms with Alice.
"Yeah," Alice gave me hi-five.
"So, I heard you have the plan set?" Bella asked, playing with her water.
"Yep, we're going tomorrow to introduce 'Alison' to the hag and while they become 'friends' we get Tanya's wedding dress, she picked it out few weeks into her pregnancy with 'Edward's child' thinking Edward was going to come back and propose which, thankfully, he never did. We get her dress and kill it! Her mom is in town tomorrow so they are going to be setting up the wedding and everything so long story short whatever they do, we destroy." I explained sitting down on a chair by the island.
"Good, but what about the DNA results?"
"Oh, don't worry. I've got it covered. I got Kate, Tanya's nice sister, to go in and do it for us. She's a doctor so all she has to do is say she's here to check whatever; she gets into the file room, finds Tanya's folder, and copies the real results. Then we barge into the wedding ceremony; show everyone the real results and bam, Tanya's gone! And you, Bella, can live happily ever after with your prince charming. Aren't I a genius?" I laughed.
"Yes, you are! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Bella said jumping up and down hugging me.
"You're welcome," I said hugging her back.
"It's my pleasure; I never liked Tanya so I wouldn't dare to help her."
"You're the best, Lauren!"
"So I've been told." I smiled.
"Hey, Lauren we also need to get Bella a check up too. Remember, doesn't she look a bit more pale than usual?" I looked at Bella, she had bags under her eyes, her breasts looked bigger, and she looked sick.
"Hey Bells, how many times have you went to the bathroom today?" I asked, wondering if she was pregnant.
"5 or 6 times, why?"
"Nothing, do you feel tired?"
"Yeah, and I kinda just sleep the whole day. And I'm still tried!"
"Hmm, do you feel sick; have you lost interest in some of your favorite foods?"
"Yes and yes, somehow I like black tea now! Bah! I have never turned down pasta but today when I ate that leftover pasta it was a bit off. " she said facing a funny, grossed out face.
I giggled but straightened my posture, "How late did you say your period was?"
"2 days," She finally got what I was thinking and her eyes widened, "Do you think I…?"
I nodded, "Bella, you might be pregnant with Edward's child." Her legs gave out and she fell into a chair nearby.
An: Bella is Prego! Yay! Well I guess you all already knew that. I'm so proud of you guys! 33 days and 240+ reviews! Amazing! Now that you all know the plan you just wait and watch! And please review! :D