A/N: This was the first of the alphabet ficlets that I wrote. It's the one that decided me that I could do 26 of these. DA2 has such great characters! I always love Isabela being inappropriate, don't you? ~Penguin Regina
Underclothes
"Are they white?" Isabela asks.
"No" I respond without paying attention to this inane game of hers.
"Red? Oohh, I can just picture you in red!" she squeals as we trudge down the paths of the Wounded Coast.
"No" I answer.
"Green? You're an elf. Elves like green" She tries again.
"Not green" I climb over a boulder and walk closer to Hawke and further from Isabela.
"Blue? Like Hawke's eyes!" She shouts at me.
I hear myself growl in my throat. "NO. Leave it already" I snap. Why is she always bothering me with this?
She jogs to catch up with me and is soon at my side again. I can see Hawke pretending not to listen.
"Let me guess; black. What a lack of imagination! You tough guys think black is the only color there is." She scoffs next to me.
Hawke smothers a chuckle.
"I refuse to keep answering today. Maybe one day you'll find out" I say and walk ahead of the group. I hope I find someone to kill very soon.
Hawke links arms with Isabela and gives her a smile. Isabela smiles mischievously back.
I shake my head. Maybe I should just tell her don't wear any underclothes.