Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Sorry but I'm too lazy to proof read.

Also note that the next few chapters will probably all be short.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Boogiepop, or fanfiction dot net.

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Sai's Interview Story (Not the Ask Fic, sorry about my typo last time around.)

(Warning: Sex Jokes inside)

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Orochimaru and Kabuto

PH: Thank you all for returning; today I a going to interview two of the villains from the show, Orochimaru and his devoted "follower" Kabuto!

Kabuto: Why did you say "follower" with an obvious hint of sarcasm.

PH: Because today I intend to unveil the true nature of your relationship.

Orochimaru: What are you implying about the nature of my relationship with Kabuto?

PH: First question, Oro-kun. You love snakes, right? Are they supposed to be some sort of metaphor for a love of (bleeps)?

Orochimaru: I am not gay!

PH: So you just act gay. Kabuto, what about you? Do you act gay as well?

Kabuto: I do not act gay!

PH: So you admit that that you really are gay.

Kabuto: I am not.

PH: But you just said it wasn't an act!

Kabuto: That's right, I'm not acting gay.

PH: So you are gay.

Kabuto: Shut up! You're mean! I don't wanna talk anymore!

PH: Okay, next question for Kabuto-chan, does Oro-kun let you play with his pet snake?
Kabuto: Haha, very funny. That pun was lame.

PH: What pun? Oh, I see. You here the word snake used in a sentence with your master's name, and you immediately think about Oro-kun's (bleep.) Interesting, very interesting.

Kabuto: You're the pervert who keeps talking about Orochimaru's (bleep)

PH: Okay, next question, Orochimaru, why do you have a harem of little boys?

Orochimaru: There were girls in that harem too.

PH: So yopu admit it was a harem.

Orochimaru: I was being facetious.

PH: Sure you were. Anyway, the females were severely outnumbered by the males, some ninja speculate that the only reason females were included into your harem were to deceive us into believing that you are in fact, bi.

Orochimaru: I would never want to deceive people into believing I'm bisexual.

PH: Then why'd you do it?

Orochimaru: Shut up, you're annoying.

PH: Now, Kabuto, do you often see Orochimaru naked? You are his doctor, after all.

Kabuto: Doctor patient confidentiality.

PH: Doctor patient confidentiality is void when you're in an ask fic.

Oochimaru: I'm leaving, Kabuto, are you coming?

PH: I bet you ask him that a lot.

PH: Great, they're gone. 'Till next time.

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OrochimaruisNOTgay

(Translated for your reading convenience.)

Disgusting, truly disgusting. This is absolutely horrible, you should delete this story now.

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Choji racked his brain for ideas, trying to think of the next chapter for his NaruHina. But he couldn't come up with one. 'If I left it as it is for now, that would still be fine.' He took a potato chip and ate it. 'But I hope to update it one day.' He ate another. 'Man, I wish I could do some epic potato chip eating.' He took a potato chip and ate it.

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Kabuto smiled as he began typing his own story.

Watching over Kabuto's shoulders, Orochimaru smiled.

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Itachi blunk as the sunlight entered his eyes. 'I'm alive, but how?' He saw the smiling face of his partner Kisame watching over him.

"So looks like we're both back from the dead," Kisame said playfully. "But we're the only ones. The rest of the Akatsuki is still gone."

Itachi rubbed his head to soothe the headache. He wasn't sure what to ask first. He settled on, "Why are you so cheerful?"

"How come you're not?" Kisame asked in return. "We're both back from the dead."

"But how?" He asked next.

"Who can say?" Kisame's smiling face turned into a more serious scowl. "But I found a note by my body when I woke up. It said to check a website called fanfiction dot net."

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Sai began working on his Truth or Dare Story. 'Maybe I should try making it more of an action story then a Humor, but throw some humor in. Or maybe it should still be some humor with some action thrown in.'

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Sasuke continued his oneshot.

The journey was a long one, but they didn't mind. It was part of their duty as ninja to take whatever mission they received. No matter how boring, no matter how hard, no matter how dangerous a mission was they had to accept. But this mission wasn't supposed to be dangerous.

How could everything go so horribly wrong?

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BoogiepopShippuden watched the fight play on his magic laptop (A/N: It was going to be a cauldron, then a mirror, but I went with a laptop.) "So," he said. "Namahagetecno won this round, just as I expected. He should return soon."

Marty and Mary-Sue watched over his shoulder.

"Do you remember your roles?" BoogiepopShippuden asked his servants.

"Yes, master," answered Marty. "I am to fight Kakashi."

Mary-Sue smiled. "I know my role well," she said.

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Gaara read the email and clicked the link to fanfiction dot net. 'So this is the site everyone talks about,' he thought. He clicked on the button that said register, and began to type. 'So I need a penname, huh? How about, LoveoftheSand.'

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Tsunade was shocked by what she had found. It wasn't another disturbing fanfiction, it was something that explained so much. 'Naruto manga and anime? So this is how they know our secrets. It's so accurate. How do they know?'

But this would have to wait. It was low on her priority list. As far as she could tell, the masses were mistaking this all for mere entertainment. As long as they didn't know the show was real, the ninja world was safe. 'Still, I should mail these sites to the Kazekage.'

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Gaara frowned, 'So I have to wait two whole days?' He noticed the email. 'The Hokage sent me something.'

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Second Best by MikiStatic

The title caught his eye. It was a short drabble about the HinaNaruSaku love triangle.

'This is really good,' thought Shikamaru. "Maybe I should write a NaruHina," he said.

A voice came from the doorway, one he didn't recognize. "No," said the voice. "I love this pairing, but your friends have it covered."

Shikamaru turned, his eyes widened in shock. "Who are you?"

"That is not important," said the girl, "you have something that you must do."

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To Be Continued

So the stage is being set.

What will happen next?

What happened to Naruto after Namahagetecno pwned him?

Is he alright?

What will Itachi and Kisame do now that they have been brought bac to life?

How are the dead people coming back anyway?

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