Edward:

"Oh, Edward, you're my hero!" Tanya told me once the paparazzi finally stop following us. Man, they can be determined sometimes!

"Oh, uh…thanks?" I replied. Do you say thank you to something like that? "So, do you want me to drop you off at your house?" Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes.

"So soon?" Tanya asked, attempting innocence. I say attempting, because, seriously, there's nothing innocent about that woman.

"Yeah, I kinda have plans with some friends." I lied.

"Oh, what a shame. Maybe we can meet up tomorrow night?" Tanya asked.

"Yeah, ok then." What? I feel bad saying no twice in a row.

"Yay! I'll text you later then!" Tanya said way too enthusiastically. She gave me the directions for her house, and then I dropped her off (not before she pulled – literally – my top towards her so that she could kiss me).

I slowly drove back home, not sure if Emmett and Rosalie would still be there, and whether or not they would be angry or making out.

Apprehensively, I opened the door to my shared apartment, and saw only Emmett sitting on the couch.

"Rosalie left? So soon?" I asked sarcastically.

"Nope. I'm right here." Shit.


A/N: Oh Rosalie, you make me laugh! I'm sorry, I just had to put this in there! What do you think Rosalie will be like? :P

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