Harry Potter and the Special Brownies
Chapter 21: Are You On Drugs?! (Ron And Hermione Have A Talk)
Author's Note: Librarians are bitchy. I must say that first. Grr. Meanie librarian saying ff.net shouldn't be accessed on the school computers. Pssshhh! Whatever. Anywho... Erm. Yeah...
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SATURDAY MORNING, GRYFFINDOR TOWER

Ron yawned and sat up, pulling the curtains around his bed open.

he noted, looking at the four other beds in the room, all of which were empty. I guess they all went down to breakfast already. Wonder why no one woke me...

Sighing, Ron got up and went to get dressed.

Well, he thought. At least my headache's gone. And I've learned a valuable lesson: never eat baked goods unless you know who baked them. I'm sure it's a valuable life lesson... well, that, or Never eat brownies ever again. I think that might be it...

Ron sniggered to himself as he washed his face and pulled on his robes. he mused. The lesson that I'm supposed to get from all of this is the 101 uses of jell-o...

A sudden, horrible image of Snape's nude form covered in jell-o stopped Ron dead in his tracks.

he said, pulling on his shoes and heading down to the Gryffindor common room. Now there's a visual I don't need.

Hermione huffed. Honestly, Ron! I come to talk to you and you say that to me?!

Ron blinked. he said, looking around. Where did you come from?

Hermione blanched. Ron, are you on drugs?!

Ron started. How did you know?!

Hermione's jaw dropped. YOU ARE?!

hissed Ron, pulling her back into the boys dorm room he had just come from. Be quiet or someone will hear you!

YOU'RE ON DRUGS?!

Is today opposite day and someone forgot to tell me? I say, Be quiet,' and you YELL!

Hermione gasped. You ARE on drugs!

Shut up, will you?

Wha - hey! Ron Weasley, do NOT tell me to shut up.

Just shut up and let me -

RONALD WEASLEY! DO NOT TELL ME TO SHUT UP!

Hermione! Just -

Ron! I cannot believe you!

Wha - but Hermione -

Doing drugs! And being rude to me! This is so unlike you!

Hermione, would you just wait a second and let me explain -

Don't talk back to me!

Ron frowned. But, Hermione, he started to say. I didn't -

Don't you deny it!

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!

RON WEASLEY! YOU -

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME, HERMIONE!

WHY SHOULD I?! Hermione exploded. YOU'RE ON DRUGS, RON, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!

I AM NOT ON DRUGS!

SO NOW YOU DENY IT?!

I'M DENYING IT BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH! NOW WILL YOU PLEASE JUST LISTEN TO -

RON WEASLEY, DON'T YOU LIE TO ME!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! HERMIONE! STOP YELLING AT ME! YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

WELL, YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO DO DRUGS, RON! I MEAN, HONESTLY -

HARRY'S GAY AND HE'S SHAGGING DRACO MALFOY!

RON YOU ARE SO - ........ what?

Ron sighed and rubbed his temples. I said Harry's gay and he's shagging Draco Malfoy.

Oh, Ron, Hermione bemoaned. You really are on drugs.



WHY, Ron? WHY did you do it?



Ron!! Please! Say something!





I'm not on drugs. I already told you. Harry's gay and he's shagging Draco Malfoy.

Oh, honestly Ron! Would you stop making up stories?!

And this is why I'm not talking to you.

Ron! What are you talking about?





I'll see you at breakfast.

But -

Bye, Hermione.



Ron sniffed. If you're not going to listen to me then I'm not going to talk to you, Hermione.

All right, she relented. All right, Ron. I believe you. You're not on drugs. Now... what's this about Harry and Malfoy?

Ron sighed and raked his fingers through his hair. It's a long story, Herm...

Well then start at the beginning.

Okay. Well, from the way I understand it, this whole thing started with Blaise Zabini...

It took Ron approximately half an hour to explain everything to Hermione in detail, multiple times. She kept asking him to repeat himself.

she said. So tell me again. Are you SURE that Harry is gay?

Yes, Hermione. I'm sure. You realize that you're making us late for breakfast, don't you?

This is more important than breakfast, Ron!

Ron's stomach grumbled. My stomach begs to differ, Herm.

And he likes Malfoy? And Malfoy likes him back?

Gah! Yes, Hermione. I have told you this at least a million times now.

Yes, yes, Ron, I know but -

You still don't believe me, Ron supplied.

Hermione looked shifty. Well, no, Ron. That's not it, exactly, it's just -

It's far-fetched. It sounds like I'm lying. I understand, Hermione, I do, but I'm not. Now, can we finish this talk on our way down to the great hall? I need to eat.

Yeah... okay. Just explain this to me one more time -

Aww, Herm. Why is it so hard for you to believe me?

It's not! Not at all, Ron, it's just...



Well, how can Harry be gay? I mean, he used to like Cho Chang...

You know, that's what I said.



I don't know, Ron said, shrugging as they headed down the stairs. Seamus basically said that Harry is bi with a very strong preference for guys, is all. I guess.

Well, I guess that makes sense. I mean, I used to think that maybe Harry had a thing for Malfoy, but -

YOU WHAT?!

Please, Ron. Don't yell.

Sorry, sorry. But what do you mean, you used to think he liked Malfoy? You knew?!

Don't be ridiculous. I didn't know, I just suspected it. But Harry really hasn't shown much interest in Malfoy recently so I thought that I was wrong.

Ron snorted. All right, Herm. It figures that you would figure it out before everyone else had.

Hermione sighed. So he's really gay? And he's... with Draco Malfoy?



And they got together because Blaise gave Malfoy - er, Draco - a bunch of brownies, which Draco gave to Harry?

Mmm hmm.

And these were special brownies? With drugs in them?



And you and Seamus and Dean and Neville all ate these brownies? And then you made Harry eat them as well?



And then you all went to find Malfoy - Draco, sorry - and Harry... Harry kissed him?

He did.

And Draco kissed him back?

He did.

And they got together? They're a couple now?

They did and yes, they are.

And then they... I mean, Harry didn't come back to the dormitory last night and he was with Draco?

said Ron.

Is that a yes?

That's an, I don't want to think about this,' but yes. Harry went to meet Malfoy and then he never came back.

So you really think they... you really think that Harry and Draco -



Wow. Okay.

You still don't believe me?

No, that's not it. I believe you. It's just odd, that's all.

Yeah, well, last night was an odd night.

Hey, Ron?



Last night? When you were spying on me and Ginny and Lavender and Parvati? Exactly... how much did you hear?





Not much.

Ron, are you lying?

... no.

Hermione frowned but looked relieved. she said.

Hey Herm?

Yes, Ron?

Seamus or Neville?

SMACK!

Oww. Okay. I guess I deserved that.

Spying is a bad habit, Ron.

I'll keep that in mind.

So besides all the stuff with the brownies, did anything else interesting happen last night?

said Ron, grinning. There was this thing Harry told me about.

Oh, yeah? And what was that?

Something about Snape, McGonagall, and jell-o...

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TBC. This chapter SUX!!! OMG!!! I can't make it suck less. I dunnooooo. *frowns* The next chapter will not, I repeat will NOT, suck this much. I think I'm losing my touch. Anyway, the next chapter will most likely be the last one. Therefore, it cannot suck. Therefore, it may not be out tomorrow night. You can check, but it might not be out for like two days. I need it to be PERFECT. Anyway. Does this chapter suck?? *cries* I'm sorry!!!!! Just don't hate me and don't stop reading!! Please!! Okay? And review if it only kinda sucks. But don't flame me. PUH-LEASE!! _ Gah! suckey!Chibi. *sighs* Review? Please?