--Chp21--
No matter how much Amy pestered her huge best friend, he would not tell her where they were going. Amy had even tried a bit of reverse psychology on him and that didn't work either. So now she was giving him the silent treatment instead.
"I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work."
Amy stayed silent.
"This silent treatment shit is not going to make me crack. I have kids who pull this crap, you know."
Amy still stayed silent.
"You're being such an assclown."
"You're the assclown" she retorted back. Damn it. She talked.
"HA! I knew you couldn't shut up for that one" Dave laughed. Amy defiantly stuck her tongue out at her best friend.
"You suck."
"You're just pissy because you don't know where we're going" Dave chuckled. Amy mocked him, making sure to snap her head back and forth as she did. "You're so immature."
"And you're a big, fat, doody head" she smiled sarcastically.
Dave just rolled his eyes and continued driving down the road. He signaled and they got off the intended exit, making their way down the street. Amy looked out the window and smiled at the friendly houses they passed by. This neighborhood reminded her of her own. Each house had one story and it was as simple as could be. She snapped out of her trance when Dave parked the car in a local parking garage.
"Where are we bestie?" Amy asked. Dave came over to her side and blindfolded her. "And why the hell do I have this on my pretty face?"
"God you are so damn conceited" Dave laughed. "I'd blame Randy for that, but you were like that long before you started hanging out with him."
Dave took his best friend by the arm and locked it into his, carefully helping her walk. No matter how much she pestered him, he refused to tell her where they were going. He'd tell her 'you'll see' and she'd reply with a groan or a grunt. All Amy could do was listen to the sounds around her. They walked into somewhere that had a bell on the door.
"Hey man. My name's Dave and I'm here for our appointment" he told the other person.
"Oh right. Yeah. We'll be right with you" the person replied.
"Okay bestie" Amy sneered. "If you do not take this shit off me, I'm going to beat you to death with my boots."
Dave told her fine and took off her blindfold. They were in a tattoo shop!
"What are we doing here?" she asked excitedly.
"You'll see in just a minute" he smiled.
Just then, two heavily tattooed guys came out from the back. "Okay we're all set up for you two" the man told them.
Amy looked at Dave in confusion. "You two?"
Dave smiled as he gently wrapped his arm around his best friend's waist and they followed the two guys into the back room.
"You're my best friend and I wanted both of us to get something to signify that friendship" Dave told her as she sat down. "So I thought we could both get 'bestie' tattooed on our right wrists at the same time to show that bond of friendship. What do you say, bestie?"
Amy said nothing as she wrapped her arms around Dave's neck and embraced him in a long hug. She could feel herself getting a little misty eyed. She pulled back and looked her best friend deep in the eyes.
"Of course" she smiled. "I love you."
"I love you too, bestie."
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"That was a great present" Amy smiled at her best friend. "Thank you."
"You're welcome" he told her as he opened her door. "I'm glad you like it."
The two best friends linked arms and headed back up to their shared hotel room. They got in the elevator and Dave let out a long, defeated sigh. Not to mention, he had the saddest look on his face EVER.
"Bestie you look sad status" Amy frowned. "What's wrong?"
"I'm just going to miss you" he sighed as he pulled her into a big hug. "And you know I'm going to worry."
"Oh bestie westie" Amy sighed, rubbing his bald head. "I'll be fine. Besides, I'm suuuuuuure you told everyone to keep an eye on me didn't you?" she said as she raised her eyebrow at him. He attempted to give her his most innocent smile.
It didn't work.
"See? I knew it" she told him as they got off the elevator. "You have all your little spies watching me. Jerk!"
"Just a few" he smiled innocently. "I just asked them to make sure you don't get into any fistfights, honest."
Amy rolled her eyes at her best friend. There was no trust! Jerk she thought to herself. Just then her phone vibrated in her pocket. She smiled when she saw it was a text message from her pal, Y2Jackass.
Blondiekins! I saw Tiffany trying to woo Matt Korklan. It was so damn funny! OMG Blondie. He totally ignored her, even after she touched his arm!! Man that chick is a skankarella! I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.
Just thought you'd enjoy hearing about her suffering. Happy birthday you grumpy hag!
3,
Y2Jackass
She practically laughed herself to death as she sent him a reply.
HAHA While I am bummed that Korklan seems to be focused on me still, I can't help but laugh at Tiffany's suffering. That chick will try to get at any guy with a pulse!
Dude wouldn't it be hilarious if Dolph Ziggler went after her? You know the guy! Set it up!! You know how annoying he is!
And thanks Jackass.
3,
Blondie
Amy cracked up into a full on laughing fit when he sent her a very fast response.
HAHAHAHA rofl. Omg blondie. You're evil!!!
I'll do it!
Speaking of, what are you doing? Sign on AIM and talk to me! I am sooooo bored. Plus we can have a colorful discussion about how much of a skank Tiffany is! You know you want to gossip with me!!!
3,
Jackass
Amy sighed as she closed her phone and smiled at her best friend.
"Must've been Jericho if you were laughing like that" Dave smiled as he slid the keycard in the door. Amy chuckled and nodded her head. Chris had such a way with words…oh and all the juicy gossip of course.
When the two best friends walked in together, they were greeted with big smiles from everyone.
"I missed you" Randy sighed as he kissed her, much to the chagrin of her two best friends who immediately started fake barfing. Amy, in her usual fashion, flipped them off and continued making out with her boyfriend. Truth be told, she missed him too. She always did whenever she had to leave him, even if it was just for a few minutes. Those few minutes always felt like a damn eternity.
"So what did you guys do?" Ted Junior asked, hoping to interrupt the makeout session. Amy stopped kissing Randy and smiled at her other best friend.
"We got matching tattoos" Amy said as she peeled the padding back. "See?"
Ted Junior gently grabbed his best friend's wrist and examined the tattoo. When he saw what it said, he couldn't help but smile.
"Awww it says 'bestie.' That's so cute" he told her. He had never thought of getting matching tattoos with his best friend, but he knew Randy would probably never stand for it anyway. Sure he'd act like it was okay, but deep down he knew Randy would be fuming mad. Ted couldn't blame the guy though. He was still in love with her after all. No matter what Ted did, he couldn't make the feelings for her go away.
"I know" Amy smiled. "I totally wasn't expecting it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an AIM meeting with Y2Jackass."
"Let me guess" Ted laughed. "You're going to gossip."
Amy simply smiled and headed in her room to get out her laptop. She patiently waited for it to fire up, taking her ring off and putting it on the nearby nightstand. When it finally did she immediately signed on AOL Instant Messenger. It beeped at her almost immediately, signifying an instant message.
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Blondie!!!
RavishingGrimness: Y2Jackass!
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Okay so you should've seen Tiffany today! OMG she was all over Korklan like ketchup on French fries!!
RavishingGrimness: HAHAHAH Are you serious?
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Yeah Blondie! It was actually sad. That chick is SUCH a slutbag! No wonder you hate her guts!
RavishingGrimness: I hate her guts b/c she tried to get at my piece. If she was an actual wrestler and not just some pathetic excuse for eye candy, I'd demand a match with her skank ass!
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Blondie that would be like you wrestling me….an unfair fight!
RavishingGrimness: Oh please. I would kick your NSYNC hair style wearin' ass back to Canada!
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Yeah right Blondie. I'd lock in the Walls of Jericho and you would tap out.
RavishingGrimness: The only reason I'd tap would to get you to stop shouting "ASK HER!!!" at the ref. Did you know that shit is highly irritating?
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Yes I know. I'm a heel. I am supposed to irritate people!!
RavishingGrimness: You do very well. You sure irritate me! HAR HAR.
AyatollahofRockNRolla: You're an assclown.
RavishingGrimness: But you love me.
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Yeah I do.
RavishingGrimness: So back to Tiffany being a skank….
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Ah yes. So this broad! Flipping her hair back, giggling at him, touching his arm, etc. Korklan looked like he wanted to barf!!
RavishingGrimness: LOL!!! At least he has taste ie ME!
AyatollahofRockNRolla: OMG could you be anymore conceited??
RavishingGrimness: Oh pfft. Says the guy who looks into every mirror he passes, smiles, and says "Lookin good today!"
AyatollahofRockNRolla: ……Are you stalking me Blondie?
RavishingGrimness: HAHA it's kind of hard to miss your self worship! LOL
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Whatever! I can't help it if I am so incredibly good looking! In fact I'm the best looking guy on the roster!
RavishingGrimness: Uh no you're not. I'm not sure if you're even in the top 10! HAHAHA
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Whatever. Let me guess: Randy is #1, Dave is #2, Ted is #3 etc etc.
RavishingGrimness: Actually Randy is #1….you were right there…But Jeff Hardy is #2!
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Oh I am so telling Dave you find Jeff more attractive than him!
RavishingGrimness: Go ahead, snitch. He is already well aware! He's been aware since me and him became friends. So pffft. Kiss my butt.
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Whatever. None of those guys can hold a candle to the ayatollah of rock and rolla.
RavishingGrimness: Well one thing is for sure…you take the longest to get ready out of all the rosters. Man I think you even have all us Divas beat! HAR HAR!
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Whatever hag. I'm going to hit the gym. Care to join me and gossip some more?
RavishingGrimness: I would be delighted Jackass. Gimme about 10 to gather everyone up and we'll meet you down there.
AyatollahofRockNRolla: Ok Blondie. Sounds good. See ya soon!!
RavishingGrimness: Bye Jackass.
AyatollahofRockNRolla has signed off.
Amy shook her head and chuckled to herself. Randy came in and flopped down on the bed right next to her as she closed her laptop.
"Enjoy your gossip time with your 'girlfriend' Chris?" Randy laughed.
"Why yes I did" she smiled. "In fact I am going to the hotel gym right now so I can workout and gossip with him some more. Care to join me?"
"No thanks babe" he sighed. "I'm still pretty damn tired after this morning's 'exercise' if you catch my drift" he said as he nudged her, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively at her. Amy gave him a huge smile, one she was sure was going to fall off her face.
"What can I say?" she shrugged. "I'm a wild child."
"Oh I know" he smiled as he wrapped his arms around her. "You go have fun with Chris and I'll see you when you get back. I'm going to take a nap for a bit. I love you" he sighed as he kissed her passionately.
"I love you too" she told him. She grabbed her promise ring off the table and put it on. She smiled while looking down at it and Randy couldn't help but smile too. No matter where she went, she always wore his ring. It made him feel really good. Really damn good in fact.
Amy headed out into the livingroom to see if anyone else wanted to join her.
"So I'm going to work out in the gym with Y2Jackass" she told everyone. "Anyone wanna come?"
"No thanks Aimes" Cody replied. "Intense game of Zelda."
"Today's my off day" Ted Junior replied. "Sorry wifey."
"I'll go with" Dave replied. "I can't lift weights, but I can get in some intense cardio."
"Sounds good" she smiled. "See you guys later."
Amy and Dave headed out the door and downstairs to the hotel gym.
A/N: Bit of a filler here, but the next chapter is epic….and it's gonna make you hate Tiffany even more!!! I can just visualize some of you throwing your keyboard during the next one!!