Downtime with the Decepticons

Summary: Even though this has been done numerous times I decided to take a crack at depicting the Decepticons when they are both on and off the clock. I will switch between various universes.

Disclaimer: I do not own transformers. They are owned by their respectful owners which are Hasbro and Takara and possibly others. I also don't own anything else mentioned unless they are OCs.

"Normal Speech"

A/N: Expect stupidity, comedy, and other various forms of entertainment.

::Comm link::

(Mental link/Telepathy)

A sequel to Starscream makes Thanksgiving dinner

Skywarp returns to the Nemesis after an energon scouting mission. Normally he goes on the missions with Starscream and Thundercracker but this time Megatron put him in charge of the coneheads so that they can have a practice run. As for Starscream and Thundercracker. They're on a supply run to Cybertron.

Skywarp walks up to Soundwave. Soundwave watches the coneheads carry pallets of energon to the storage room.

"Mission went without a problem." Skywarp says.

"Good. Meet me in my office in about two earth hours." Soundwave orders.

"Um... okay." Skywarp says a little curious.

Soundwave rarely uses his office. Why he even has one is beyond anyone's guess because Soundwave prefers being in the command center all day.

Two hours later Skywarp arrives at Soundwave's office. As expected the office is covered in screens and computers that monitors earth's communication systems. A private energon dispenser sits in the corner. Soundwave stands at his desk. Megatron sits in a chair.

"M...Megatron?" Skywarp stutters. "if this is about the wash rack prank I wasn't behind it honestly. It was all Rumble and Frenzy." Skywarp says in a nervous stutter.

"Back stabbing son of a glitch." Rumble mutters from within Soundwave.

"It's not about that. Remember when Starscream cooked Laserbeak for Thanksgiving last year?" Megatron answers.

"Yes sir." Skywarp replies.

"Well this year you and Soundwave are going to cook the Thanksgiving dinner but I'm giving you permission to prank the meal." Megatron explains.

"Sir I don't prank."

Soundwave plays video feed of one of Skywarp's many pranks.

"Okay once in a while I do. But are you being serious? You want me to prank Thanksgiving?" Skywarp asks.

"Yes you are hearing right. You may prank our dinner and you will not be held responsible." Soundwave states.

"But I'm going to be at the butt of my own prank."

"Correct. I'll leave you two gentlemen to handle the prank. I on the other hand don't want to know a thing." Megatron says as he leaves the room.

Skywarp stare at eachother. Skywarp walks up to him.

"Well if that's the case we're going to need some supplies. Supplies that some human stores have. Some we'll have to get on Cybertron." Skywarp says. "Oh and I'm going to need lots of energon."

"Affirmative. Your welcome to my dispenser." Soundwave replies.

Skywarp takes a few drinks of energon till the point of overcharge. He then grabs Soundwave by the servo and teleports himself and his superior to Cybertron to pick up some supplies. Skywarp then warps himself and Soundwave back to earth where they get even more supplies.

A few days later Starscream returns from his supply run. Unfortunatlly it just had to be Thanksgiving day that he had to return. It couldn't be sooner. Starscream walks up to Megatron.

"I'm back Lord Megatron. I'm going to get started on cooking." Starscream says.

"That wont be necessary. Soundwave is in charge." Megatron replies.

"What? That's unnacceptable."

"I beleive in the correct earth term is too bad. Besides, dinner is just about done."

A few minutes later everyone sits down to eat. Starscream notices that Skywarp a little hesitant to eat the cyber turkery.

"What's the matter Warp?" Starscream asks.

"Not as hungry today." Skywarp replies.

Skywarp then digs in.

"Oh by the way, the dressing and gravy you suggested tastes delicious, Skywarp." Megatron states.

Everyone freezes half in fear and half in curiosity.

"Thanks." SKywarp shrugs.

"Do tell, what it's made of." Megatron teases.

"You'll know right about now." Skywarp says.

Within the bathrooms are crowded by the entire Decepticon army, except for Soundwave. He made sure to not eat anything tainted with laxatives. So not only did he get back at Screamer, he pranked everyone even Skywarp.

Thanks for reading and happy Thanksgiving