dave was almots done his quets! ther were only 2 bages left until he wuz gonna fight the lite four and he new he had to got to sarfrom city and get it befroe it wuz too late! dave and fiends waved goodby to oak adn begun to walk down the path to affron. they walked 4 a bit and ten they cam to a gate thing wit a dude in fornt of it. dave sed hey man we ned to pass her to get to the city. the dude say NO! U cannot go to teh city becuz i am thirsty lol. ughhhhh that is so nut fair will compilationed. dave sad to the man wat does thirsty have to do with gettong through here? shutup and get me a drunk you fat. the guy sed. OKAY FINE. dave yelled
as tey started to walk away, the man tok off his mask and he wuz kitkat! jack poped out from behind teh gate. did it work boos? kitkat asked. yeah. jcak sed. for now anywayt. then he teleported awayt to his other eviel plan dave didnt know wher any pop wuz for the dude to drink so he sed will where can i find pop for the dud to drink becuz he is thirsty. we gotta go the mall back in cerulen and get pop from teh vendig machin. so they made GROUNDOON fly them there becus he wuz magic and then they wnet to the top of teh mall tower and THE VENDING MACINES WERE BEING STEALED! elite four boss wuz driving a crane and lifting them awau. dave sed get back here u bad guy! no. elite 4 boss said. i hate you why would i come back? i dunno dave sed. HAHAHAHAHA elite four boss laffed all evil like evilly wile he wuz stealing the maciine like an evil dud. man tat elite for boss is EVIL. will sed. yeah. terezi agred. GUYS TSIS IS NO TIME TO FOO AROUND WE NEEDD THAT DRINK. right. will said. so wher do we go then?
it wuz at that momet that a dude in an trencoat came ot of the shadows of the ally. i can get u what you want. FOR A PRIC. who are you? dave asked. he riped off the coat adn he wuz dedbowser. NO! dave yeled you are bad guy i wil not hlep you. fine. he sed. fine. i gess you wont get this DRINK! he held up a bollet of water. wills eyes wided. he pulled dvea aside dave we need that water. he sed. i know dave relied but he is a bed guy! we cannor trust him with our money. dave we have no money will siad. wat? dae asked. will ponted to bowsboner running away with davs wallet. bastard. dave siad. now we have to find HIM! but how? terezi asked? it is simple. dave sed. we hav to get grissoms help! RIGHT! teresi saaid! so then they went to lavendar town and met up with grossom aka fuji. hey guys cow can i help? he asked. we need you 2 find ded bowser and get amy wallet back. alright cool he sed but ther is one porblem. what is it? dav asked. eveyone in town has tuned goth and i cant figur out why. we can solve the mistery! will said. wil put on a sherlok outfit and they went investigaqting. soon they foun teh culprit. there wuz a radio tower in the city adn it was playing goth mussic. dave kicked down the dor and saw that jcak wuz the DJ! he noticed dav and laffed. haahahaha he laffed. so dave i see u noticed my goth mucis turning people goth! yeah. dave said. WELL NOW IM GONA KICK IT INTO MAXIMINUM GOTHDRIVE! he cracked up the volum and then more goth music form gud charlotte started to play adn eveyone got more emo. JACK STOP IT. dave yeled. he flipkicked jcak and sent him flyig. jack tryed to stab dave but dav wuz fats. jack hit the flor adn teleproted out after swereing loudly.
woooooo we did it. will said. YEAH! grisson said now i wilk help you. ded bones shuld be in kanto city. thanks. dav sed. he went to the city and shur enuff ded boneswer wuz there. they tackled him adn stile the wallet bak. take that you sak of bones. dave tunted. then they loked to the side and saw a big tuck that had the words elite for boss shipping co. and they knew wher the vending machines were. they walted until nite and then snucked in to the bulding. they saw the vending machins in the corner but ten... AN ALARM! dav quickply put in a coin adn grabed some coke and ran but elite four bosss was waiting in their path. god you guys are dumb. he sed. will hedbutted him out of teh way and he was kod. NOW LETS GET OT OF HERE! dave yeled. they all left.
they got bak to the safrom gate and the gard wuz ther. GIVE ME MY DRINK. he yeled. okay. dave sed. he gav the guy his coke and they guy sed HAHAHA GAYLOSER. I am not a gard it is me KARYKAT! he riped off the disguys. NOOO! dave yeled we wasted all tat time on you!? THATS RIGT DAV. AND NOW IM GONA WASTE U! GO DIGIMON! kartkast sent out his digmon. dave gasped. GROUNDOON cudnt take it on! jack the teleproted in. heheheheh... now ur screwed dvea. SCREWED.
how cud dvea beat the evil diginom?