Dear Fanfiction writers,
I am not interested into Okita Sougo, or Kamui. I don't even know who this Kamui is, though I've been told by Isaburo that he's part of the Harusame. He also told me that Kamui's a Yato.
Which leads me to this question. Why? Why do you pair me up with Kamui, or even Okita Sougo? It doesn't make any sense, because I'm a sadistic woman (Possibly more sadistic than Sougo Okita), who's – if you didn't guess – not at all interested into dating. And even if I wanted a boyfriend, I'd probably be the worst girlfriend ever.
Why don't you try to write a story about how I met Isaburo? Maybe then, I won't have to cut you up for pairing me with the Captain of the Shinsengumi, or a Yato.
Sincerely, Imai Nobume
P.S. If I see any doughtnuts, they're mine.
Well, that's it! This "story" is done! And I must say, I was quite shocked at how many people read this. XD At least you enjoyed this (I hope)!
Thank you Yueren shirahane, C.A.M.E.O.1 and Only, Dokiprez, Daniloveswriting, Ale (Guest), Yamadadhy, Anpananpan (Guest), Rinoaterra, and DanTE1203 for reviewing "Even Characters in Gintama Read Fanfiction"! :) And to those who didn't review, but still read this, thank you for reading! :)