Author's Note (Monster): Hello, our lovelies. What's this? Another update? Yes, because we're unable to post tomorrow. Awoken's visiting a relative far away and I'm visiting my boyfriend's family for a day. Nervous! Anyway, I decided to call my boyfriend 'Pookie' from now on. We were talking about how much we hated that pet name but ironically we ended up calling each other "Pookie" for shits and giggles. Just so you know. Enjoy

Gabbi: Baby, don't hurt me... sorry, i read 'what is love'. I loved writing it honestly. My aphrodisiac fic is gonna take a long time though. You've been offering me so much songs on any of my fics, allow me to return the favor. I believe 'Something To Remind You' by Staind or 'With Me Now' by Blacklite District should give you an idea of what I believe is good music. Don't feel obligated to check it out though. Why not both slaves? Enjoy

Dismay: BDSM slaves aren't that bad. BDSM is really just exceeding the thin line between pleasure and pain but of course you need a lot of trust and comfort afterwards. It could be adorable to have some slave!Danny x Charlie comfort. Yet, I don't write BDSM. I'm gonna need some details for your story but right now I've got 13 stories running (8 which I've uploaded) so it could take a while. Enjoy

Ro: War Child was awkward but the Bathroom Fuck was kinda fun. But awkward to write cause I went like "I have no idea what it's like to get buttfucked so this is weird". Enjoy

Epicusernamegoeshere: You probably won't read this but dammit, we don't message anyone. I guess I'm gonna have to turn on our pm's for a second to message you when it's done. We will get to it though. Enjoy

Danny x Deuce fluff requested by Ro

Charlie shoved Deuce in the chest. "Real mature, you fucking moron!"

"What? You wanna talk shit about me now? You always were such a little pussy, Charlie", Deuce yelled. By the time the words left his mouth, Charlie had closed a hand around his throat and held a fist in the air. "You and your little slave group. They are obviously Hollywood Undead rip offs. Are you such a big fan of ours that you have to keep making songs about us?"

"You even stole fucking Dead In Ditches! Giving it a different title and different rapping parts doesn't make it a different song!" Johnny shouted, ready to strike Deuce down himself. Funny Man hadn't come along because he knew he'd beat him to pulp. Da Kurlzz remained aboard the bus as well. The guys could perfectly handle their enemy on their own. J-Dog consciously went into the city to get their groceries because he found it too painful to confront his ex-best friend. Danny silently stood next to Charlie. He lay a hand on his friend's shoulder. "Charlie, please. We agreed to confront. We didn't agree to beating up."

"I agree right now", Johnny growled.

The lead singer looked at Deuce. "You don't even know me. Why would you say such awful things about me?"

"About you? Oh yeah. You're obviously an American Idol reject. You sing like a pussy", Deuce replied, feeling Charlie's grip on his throat tighten. "And I do know you. We toured for almost two years together."

"You didn't know Danny. He only opened up to us a year after joining us", Johnny explained, squinting his eyes at the ex-lead singer.

Deuce rolled his eyes. "I know enough about him. I know he's your fuckboy. A stupid bandwhore, kept for the booty but his voice sucks."

"Really? Because Danny majored in music", Charlie stated, letting Deuce take the burn. He let go of him and shoved him with his back against the wall of the building. "You better shut your fucking mouth about us. Telling everyone how you wrote our songs? We were in it together. Take your defeat like a man, you retard", Johnny threatened. Charlie glared at him before he walked away. The blue masked rapper stomped Deuce in the stomach, making him gasp for air and crouch down, clutching his abdomen. He couldn't breathe properly. "Let that be a warning."

Johnny left and Danny looked down at him. "All I did, was support my friends. How is that wrong?"

He turned his back to Deuce when the lead singer looked up venomously. "I just pulled the knife out of my back, how is that wrong?"

"You backstabbed us", Danny said.

The ex-lead singer chuckled coldly. "You clearly don't get it. I got dumped because they thought I was impossible. What kind of a friend drops you when you get too hard to deal with? I was having a hard time and they dropped me for dead and kicked me out of the band I helped to create."

The lead singer's eyes saddened. "And I just joined my friend on the battlefield when they were wounded, risking to get all of the hate on me. Do you have any idea how many people hate me because I took your place?"

"Do you have any idea how much more famous you guys are than my nine lives? You guys tour all over the world. Where have I been?"

"Maybe if you stopped talking shit about us, your fame would increase", Danny mused.

Deuce lowered his head, sat down and pulled up his knees. "Whatever. Go follow your masters or suck a dick or something."

"Don't be so cold. I never did you any wrong."

"You took my place."

"It's not my fault you got kicked out", Danny fought to remain on top of this fight.

The singer sighed. "Yeah whatever, just go away, ok? I want to deal with this by myself now. Go away. Shoo."

Danny folded his arms. "I'm not a cat you can shoo. I'm definitely not Kesha."

"Kesha?"

"Yeah. 'I told kesha to shoo shoo'?"

"You listen to my songs?" Deuce asked baffled.

Danny nodded, his feet fiddling with a random pebble to hide his embarrassment. "I am still a fan of your music but I just don't like how you talk shit about us in some of them."

"What songs do you listen to then?" Deuce asked.

The lead singer shrugged. "America, Till I Drop, Walk The Walk, Help Me. I think you and Gadjet make some sick tracks when you're not talking shit about us."

"Ain't Till I Drop a track about you guys?"

"Yeah but not as obvious as Story of A Snitch or When We Ride. It's an ok track."

"Little Danny is a fan of my music", Deuce mused with a smile.

Danny sat down next to him. "You've got potential, Deuce. If only you'd stop talking shit about us."

"You don't get it. I was troubled and my friends dropped me. J-Dog laughed at me in my face when I told him about my problem", Deuce growled.

The lead singer cocked his head. "What problem? I never heard of that part."

"Really? They kept it a secret? Surprising. I don't know if I wanna tell you though."

"Come on. I haven't been hostile to you."

"Fine", Deuce sighed. "I was being impossible because I was dealing with some problems inside. I was only then figuring out what I wanted. I mean, I had a girl in my lap and I didn't feel anything like they did. No, I was fucking staring at our hot male actor. You know how confusing that is?"

"Wait…you're into guys?" Danny asked, wide-eyed.

The ex-lead singer rolled his eyes. "Yeah. They dropped me because I was impossible due to problems with my sexuality indirectly."

"They helped me through it just fine", Danny murmured. "Then again, I only became sweeter."

"What?"

"I went through a similar thing but I became sweeter because I had the biggest crush on Johnny."

"On Johnny?"

"Yeah", Danny grinned. "He politely rejected me but he still likes to hug me more than the others. My crush ended about a year ago though. I realized it was a longshot with someone who has a wife."

Deuce slowly moved his head, signing he was still listening. "You're really a nice kid, aren't you?"

"I like to think I am. I'm sure you're nice as well", Danny said. "You're just hurt but you're a broken wing. Not a broken thing."

The ex-lead singer smiled. "You're really good for my moral, you know. It would be lovely to get over the pain of years ago."

"I'll help you if you want me to. My happiness is contagious."

"I've noticed", Deuce said. He leaned into Danny. "Gadjet always encouraged me to backstab back."

"And I'm encouraging you to do the opposite. Shower your enemies in love, they'll be dumbfounded more than if you hate them. It's my motto."

The ex-lead singer gazed up at him into his hazel eyes. "Say, this is totally misplaced but wanna go grab a coffee? I kinda wanna get to know you since I really don't know you that well."

"Are you asking me out?" Danny asked baffled.

Deuce shrugged. "There have been weirder couples on first date, right?"

"I guess", the lead singer mused but when he saw the other's hopeful face drop he briefly touched his shoulder. "I'd love to go on a date with one of my idols."

"It's a date. A totally dysfunctional, fucked up, sweet first date."

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