Anyways, I have begun some work on the Harry Harem Story's first chapter. Mainly its me getting the pieces together. However, should I post it and gain momentum...the two day interval of my updates becomes three (Eg Vampiress-Moon Heir- Harry Harem). Speaking of which, expect a preview before the chapter
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Voters; SO MANY PEOPLE, CHAPTER 19 HAS SUCCEEDED CHAPTER 1 IN REVIEWS...IN FACT IT WAS THE MOST REVIEWED CHAPTER IN ALL MY STORIES (keep it up would ya? A second 1000 review story wouldn't hurt). However, I think I'll keep it to myself who I decided on (Insert evil laughter)...um moving on
TKB: If possible, I like to avoid enslaving people in my stories...I'd probably make my story sound like a 'Harem War' ripoff. And the Bleach harem is still being thought up
Gravity (Answer censored due to screams from sand crazed maniac...) I AM MALE! WHO KEEPS MAKING ME A FEMALE! SHUKAKU, MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE...
Please Stand Bye
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Animeman; The lust scrambles the brain's thoughts, making them erratic. As to the Bank Statements, its an idea on the harem story currently in the works
Naruhina; Its a power of will thing. Stronger wills make one harder to change in such manners. Also, if young Ino was to be attacked by a Heartless, I'm sure she'd have a Nobody...anyone see Noxi around?...Hey that wasn't bad? Bixka, Elex, Ataxnith, Yixaraji, Ha? Ha? Any good
Shaggy; Hey I'm trying to keep this harem fresh
TJG; Wow...your actually thinking realistically and not about the babes. I must admit, that sort of thought pattern is rare. Also, that is why I am going to wait on the final member.
Hektols; Who said they were here? Remember, farther from canon. Also as to if Jiraiya will return...(Censored due to spoiler). Thank you also for the nice words about the Omake
Auctor; I wonder what then
Vaughnd22 ; In Mimish
Number 14; You could say the same about a lot of common fanon topics
Preview as mentioned prior
The Ministry of Magic, the magical governing body of the United Kingdom, consisting of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.
Ireland proper had seceded in the 20's, and had remained as such.
The government, unlike its Muggle counterpart, was among the most corrupt and inefficient in the Magical World. In fact, it was the most corrupt of them all, according to the last ' International Wizard Corrupton Perceptions Index', which is banned in Magical Britain for just that reason
The notion of 'Blood Purity' ran strong here, not saying it didn't run elsewhere, but its was much more minor. Even the home nation of Durmstrang School, Norway recently elected a Muggle Born Minister of Magic for the 5th time (Most Muggle Borns in the Durmstrang Area instead attended Lutande-Skogen Institute of Magic in Sweden)
Not to say that EVERYbody in the government took gold over the law, or believed in over the top inbreeding, as Blood Purity was. Arthur Weasley, head of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts department, Amelia Bones, head of Magical Law Enforcement, Dirk Cresswell, head of the Goblin Liason Office (And one of the few government peoples the Goblins liked) and the former head of the Department of Magical Cooperation, Barty Crouch.
Sad when the most extreme, draconian employee in the ministry is one of the few ones who weren't corrupt.
Speaking of corrupt, a large group of the more pure blood bigoted, corrupt and plainly dumb members of the ministry were now having a meeting in a dark conference room.
"DAMN, POTTER ESCAPED AGAIN!" Fudge, the pudgy green bowler hat wearing Minister of Magic, yowled in fury. Both Potter, and Dumbledore, DARED, to accuse that He Who Must Not Be Named returned.
As Minister of Magic, he would ensure that no such threat, such as their intentional destruction of the social quo!
"What do you expect minister, the Potters have long been a thorn in the side of 'proper ministry rulings' since the very beginning" Another member of the Wizengamot, the very corrupt legislative and judicial branch of Wizarding Britain, commented in a rumply voice. By that, he was referring to how Potter after Potter was the leader of the 'defiant upstarts who support mud blood rights'. The house in its long history was constantly marrying mud bloods, ignoring respectable pure blood marriage offers.
They were 'EVIL', making it a great thing when He Who Must Not Be Named killed them off...aside for Harry.
Hell, it might be good if You Know Who was back, he could kill the brat!
"Agreed, we will be the ones to rid our perfect society of those mud lovers forever!" Another voice rang out. Fudge nodded.
"I agree, Lord Parkinson, Lord Montaque. However, as long as the Potter is under the control of Dumbledore, he is untouchable..."
"Hem Hem" the toad like Dolores Umbridge croaked. Fudge smiled.
"Yes?" The evil aunt was, well looking evil.
"The Potter boy may think he's protected by Dumbledore 24-7, but perhaps it is time to deal with him directly, and crush the boy and Dumbledore" Fudge rose an eyebrow.
"And how exactly do you plan on doing that? The man is firmly leeched down in Hogwarts, and I hardly expect he's going to step down anytime soon?" Umbridge was still looking evil.
"Oh, but they don't have a Defense for the Dark Arts Teacher...and who are we as the responsible people of this nation to ensure our youth are taught, properly
End Preview
Well, time for some fun
B E G I N
Konohagakure no Sato Street (Naruto's POV)
The day before the Chunnin Exams began was a bright and sunny day, a perfect day to prepare oneself for savagery unparallelled by any society...not run by Mars, Voldemort, Anarchists, Kenpachi, or Anko...
Or possibly Guy
A perfect day for buying ice cream, if only someone would actually sell such products to him...
"HEY, GET AWAY! YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE!" a chubby merchant burst out of his store, shaking a frying pan like a mace. Naruto sighed.
Sad how it really didn't seem to bother him anymore.
Hospital (Hinata's POV)
Hinata opened her eyes after another sleep, and was it just her, or was her skin paler then normal. Hinata sighed.
She wished she wasn't such a failure, and missing the Exams, and thus holding her friends behind.
They didn't deserve being with a failure like her on the team. Why did she have to be so weak...
Naruto-kun...he kept coming to see her. Did he pity her...did he care about her?
She knew that he and the pink haired block had suffered a great cool down in their relation, so did she have a chance with him...
No, she didn't. He didn't like girls with mountains on their chests...and they just seemed to be getting bigger. But, perhaps, one day she can get the things reduced.
Silly, silly deluded girl
Alleyway of the Bordering Oak Tree (Naruto's POV)
A alley that was completely of the ordinary, this particular alley, either known as the Alleyway of the Bordering Oak Tree, Alleyway 52 or Cat Run Road, was currently playing its part in a possible international incident, involving children and grandchildren of Kages.
"HEY, LET GO OF ME!" the little brown haired boy with a giant blue scarf, Konohamaru Sarutobi, was thrashing about as his captor, a boy in a black suit that oddly resembled a cat with face paint...makeup...smeared jam...whatever, was snarling. Behind him, a dirty blond haired girl with teal eyes in a purplish dress..thing, frowned.
"Watch it punk, I don't take kindly to kids bumping into me like that, particularly snot nosed brats" the girl sighed.
"Kankuro, put the kid down. Do you want to get us kicked out?" This Kankuro huffed.
"I don't know, they might just thank me for humbling this little brat for them..."Kankuro was interrupted as a blue air slice flew at him from nowhere, forcing him to drop the kid to avoid it. Appearing behind the boy was Naruto.
"Hey Boss!" The little kid smiled happily. Naruto grinned.
" 'Was up Konohamaru?" He then glared back at the two ninjas, both who had a different Hia Te on...the Suna Hia Te.
"Beat it punk, I was just teaching the brat some manners" Kankuro huffed. Naruto glared back at him,
"I don't appreciate bullies who beat up on kids, not even if they are girls in cat suits" Kankuro twitched.
"THIS IS A NINJA SUIT! AND I'M MALE!" Naruto gave him a confused look.
"But your wearing make up...or you were eating berries for breakfast" the girl giggled. Kankuro shivered in rage.
"SHUT UP TEMARI...YOUR GOING DOWN PUNK!" Kankuro reached for a bundle on his back, before a shurikan flew at him. Kankuro jumped out of the way of the deadly metal, as Sasuke appeared on the tree branch via body flicker.
"Hey you, leave my team mate alone. If you have to fight one, at least get rid of the dead weight, at least after the exams pass the team portion" Kankuro growled.
"Kankuro, do you want to keep Gaara waiting! He might get bored, and you remember what happened the last time he got bored!" Kankuro shivered.
Ichiraku's Ramen Bar (Gaara's POV)
Actually, he was quite entertained right now, as he was inhaling ramen...like Naruto. Yes, that's it. He was eating Ramen with a Narutist spirit.
STOP EATING THE RAMEN! ITS A SEDATIVE TO ME! STOP HUMAN!
"But its soo good" Gaara said in a monotone
AT LEAST KILL THE CHEF!
"But then I'd fail to get more"
Back to the alley (Naruto's POV)
"So what, what Gaara doesn't know won't hurt him" He grabbed a loose linen bandage, but before he could pull...
"SUMMONING JUTSU!" Out of nowhere, a yellow hound of some sort was biting Kankuro's arm like a vice. Naruto grinned like mad.
"That a boy Bisuke!" The trio of Sasuke, Naruto and Kankuro continued to glare at the opposing side, before the girl, Temari, got next to him and reached for a large metallic thing on her back.
"Stop such idiocy you two" the voice of a monotone boy rang out. The two Suna ninja's froze in fright, as a storm of sand formed between Sasuke, Naruto, Temari and Kankuro, as a red haired boy emerged. Great black rings surrounded his pale green eyes, and his ears were pierced. A giant goud was on his back, looking like some sort of bee hive.
"GAARA!"
Though somehow, he didn't look as friendly as a bumble bee...or a killer bee for that matter.
"Or I will have to kill you" Naruto and Sasuke blinked.
Did this guy just threaten to kill his own team?
The boy glared into the eyes of Naruto, and frowned as he got a message...
Yawn...KILL...snore
Even half asleep with ramen, the Shukaku was still 'advising' him.
Raising his arm, sand began forming on the ground around Naruto, before a storm of some white material struck into it like a machine gun, somehow stopping its advance. The group blinked.
"Wait, that's paper!" A cool voice than rang out.
"Yes it is, now cease this idiotic brawl" Naruto shivered as he felt someone behind him. Turning, he jumped a few feet back.
The girl behind him, who appeared out of nowhere, was about his age, taller than he was, with blue hair. A paper lily was adorning her hair bun. Her cloths were done in all black, giving her a disturbingly professional appearance.
She had a entirely different Hia te on, the lines of Amegakure, but they were crossed out...
She eyed the boy she had startled like a hunter would a deer, before frowning.
"The Chunnin Exams are the place to test our skills, not a random alley. I look forward to such a contest, and I will not have such, interesting opponents such as you five be disqualified from it from such minor reasons as being killed off before hand" Gaara appeared to be grinning again for some reason.
"Um, what you smilin' at" Sasuke said normally, with a slight hint of disturbance.
"That's just creepy" Naruto commented. Temari gulped.
He looked like that during the Mime Massacre.
"You three" he eyed the girl, Sasuke and Naruto "You both, are the perfect reminders, of my continued existence" Naruto and Sasuke eyed him nervously, Naruto more visibly. The girl just ignored the odd vibes from this one.
"But, all three of you...will allow me to exist forever! A permanent reminder of myself existing! And this exam, will be full of times for our existence to be reminded!" the new guys were starting to catch on.
'He's psychotic!'
"I look forward to meeting the three of you properly in the final round, so we can all feel our existences" he vanished, as his startled team backed away as well. Sasuke and Naruto exchanged looks.
"Um...I suddenly feel to draft a will...meet ya' tomorrow Naruto" Sasuke body flickered away. The girl had a disturbing grin now.
"Another day" she dissipated in a omniscient manner in a rush of paper. Naruto gulped.
Perhaps he should ask Jiji to draft his own will...for what few things he had