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YO Updating again yeah I am just really bored and have time from doing homework and stuff... Yeah well ON WITH THE SHOW!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or little story "three lil pigs" that is related in the story in somewhat way thank you but I do own the characters I made up.

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Suzu's Revenge/Big Bad Wolf Kakashi

By: DarkDragonFlameingIce

TenTen was chill'in throwing darts on a dartboard not missing at all. It started to get... Boring... this annoyed her. "I wonder what Neji is doing...," she said lying back on the couch with her arms behind her head, she has been doing this since he ran... I mean lost track of him. TenTen took a quick look around the room and took something from under the bed. It was a Neji doll. She started hugging it but unexpectingly Suzu busted through the door making TenTen blush and hid the doll under her pillow.

"Oh ah Hi... Err... What do you want?"

Suzu who was holding a small cake and had a fake smile on her face. "Oh I just wanted to say hi and wondered if you wanted cake!" she said taking a step closer.

"Oh well I'm not really hungry right now thanks" replied the chibi doll of Neji stalker person TenTen.

"But I-" then taking a step closer Suzu tripped and the cake flew in the air landing on TenTen's head on 'accident'. She screamed lowly and looked angered.
"WHY YOU! You... Er Uh I'm going to go take a shower..."

"I'm SO sorry!" Suzu said quickly.

"Whatever." said TenTen going towards the shower.

Suzu smirked walking out of the room.

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"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed TenTen.

"Hehehe..." giggled Suzu Evilly.

"Did you hear that?" asked Moriko blinking.
"Ah no of course not it's nothing..." said Suzu nervously.
"Okay then..." was all Moriko could say.

"SO Mori-Chan, what do you think Kakashi's weakness is?" she said randomly.

"Eh? How should I know?"

Damn... thought Suzu. She'll just have to skip Kakashi.

"So Moriko, I heard you like some dude... So who is it?"

Moriko at the time was drinking a cup of water and suddenly spit it out on Suzu's face.

"Opps... W-what are you talking about? What guy?" said a nervous Moriko.

At that time TenTen walked into the room with her hair... Different colors. Green, yellow, and orange. With an angered expression on her face. The two both snickered then suddenly the last person TenTen wanted to see was... The one and only Neji. Who stared and stared.. Then his eye twitched, turning around a huge laughter suddenly escaped as he walked away. Tears came to TenTen's eyes as she ran to her room. Moriko stared at Suzu who busted out laughing. Moriko hit her behind the head.

"That wasn't very nice..."

"It wasn't supposed to be nice..." she answered.

Moriko rolled her eyes and started to walk away. Outside in the yard she stared blankly out into the sky. Thinking of her Itachi. The handsome Uchiha that made evil sound sexy. She only sighed. Poor Moriko hasn't seen him for a while, making it worse then being apart. Those nights she snuck out to meet him, those untold moments they shared. It only made her ache inside.

A familiar sent flew through her nose. A warm and nice feeling went throughout her body. Familiar arms snaked around her waist causing her to jump. She would have screamed or yelled but a hand covered her mouth.

"Hello Moriko..." said a deep voice that she craved to hear.

Her face turned bright red and heart beaded faster then ever. It was him, Itachi. Irony yes... (OO;). The hand moved from her mouth to her waist. She turned around and hugged him back barring her head in his chest closing her eyes clinging to the one she loved. Itachi keep his eye's open aware of the people who are still in this house but he couldn't help but come to see Moriko, even though he's evil he can not help but care for the girl in her arms. Visions of there lone times together came to mind.

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Itachi and Moriko were sitting alone together in a field that he took Moriko too. She once again snuck out. His red eyes stared longing at the girl sitting next to him. To her she looked wonders in the moonlight in a field of flowers. Her short dark hair creasing her skin that brightened from the moonlight. The dark tall figure sat closer to her while she looked up at him smiling. The warm smiles he never gets anymore. It made an ache in his heart tick in a weird way. Moriko had told him about how she had some weird power with plants which interested him.

"I'm really glad," she said smoothly to him.

His eyes looked away and spoke ", what does?"

"Being able to tell someone other then Akemi and Suzu about this. Especially you Itachi-Kun!" she said in a happy tone.

He only smirked.

Itachi knew this might not stay long. Since he was 'evil' and a 'murderer' he could never let someone like Moriko get mixed up with him. Sooner or later someone, other then Akemi, would know about there relationship and try to break them apart or use her to get to him or something idiotic. Since this 'Akemi' girl had connections with his foolish little brother something was bound to happen some day. Itachi thought of ending right now and then. All the time, but he just didn't, or couldn't. An arm clung to his own and he saw Moriko lay her head her head on his shoulder relaxed and still smiling. Plus how can he resist that? His free hand brushed through her black hair. Maybe he should just enjoy... The time he has.

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He let go and looked down at a confused Moriko.

"I have to leave..." he said lowly.

"What? Why?" Moriko sadly said never wanting the time to end.

"I have my reasons," He said looking the left.

She understood and nodded.

Moriko blushed as Itachi kissed her on the forehead and suddenly disappeared. She sighed lovingly and sat down at the end of the stairs staring out into the sky. Unaware a curtain friend of hers was watching the whole time. Suzu stared shocked at the view. Moriko and some hot guy? Secretly. She knew Moriko always snuck out at night some times but wow. She usually would use this in a blackmailing way but as she watched them. She didn't have the heart to. Jealousy still went throughout her body but she decided to ignore it this time.

The next day was free day, a lot of people sleep. Rock Lee was cooking breakfast while Suzu set the table. Hinata was sitting quietly in the living room watching Haru and Shino play cards. Moriko was sleeping on the other couch after waking up for a little bit but suddenly feel right to sleep.

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I don't feel like writing about breakfast. So moving on. JUMP

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Everyone well almost everyone gathered around Suzu who had a book in her hands. It had no title on it so Moriko, Haru, Kakashi, Hinata, Kiba, and Rock lee wondered. (TenTen still is sulking).

"This is a story with no title but it's an interesting story... -clears her throat. - Okay it all started when three girls were walking down a trail one day..."

Kiba suddenly raised his hand and spoke, "Is there fighting in this?"

"Well... No but-"

"Is there Youthfulness in it!" asked Rock Lee happily.

"Ah... Well-"

"IS THERE MURDER!" asked Moriko evilly. Everyone just stared while she stared back.

"NO NOW SHUT UP."

"Okay now where wa-"

"Quit interrupting her you guys" interrupted Haru.

A vain popped out of Suzu's head.

"WALKING DOWN A DAMN TRAIL ONE DAY AND..."

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"There was one named Akemi"

She had fox ears and a tail.

"Suzu"

She had Cat ears and tail.

"And Moriko."

She had teddy bear ears and a tail.

"They where on there way to school and got lost for taking a short cut."

"Next time we won't follow your directions..." said Suzu looking at Moriko who was holding the map up side down then she turned it the other way.

"Oh so we were suppose to go east..."

They were in a thick forest and from a birds eye view you can barley see them. They all looked at a map that was on a board thing. It had an arrow pointing at a place saying "You are here" then another one on the opposite side saying "Or maybe here"

Akemi and Suzu both fell back words while Moriko was still looking in the map. Suzu's ears stood up tall,

"Now how are we going to go to school...? Wait why do I care I hate school!"

"Wouldn't we get detention?" asked Akemi who held her pointing finger up.

"Oh yeah..."

"Need help?" said a deep and mysterious howl that echoed through the surroundings.

They all turned around and a glowing eye peered through the shadows. They all stood closer together getting creped out. Suddenly Kakashi stepped out with his normal clothing on and he had wolf ears and tail. He stood folding his arms standing in a lazy way.

"It's Big Bad Wolf Kakashi!" said Suzu who started to read more.

"Well-" Akemi started off but Suzu slapped the back of her head and whispered. "Don't say anything idiot"
"Ah, Going to grandma's house hu?"

"No we're going to Konoha High School." answered Moriko.

"..."

"..."

"I see, you're in luck."

This caught there attention.
"Not only do I know the way to Grandma's house but also to Konoha High School." he said with a smirk that you could tell even though he is wearing a mask.

"No thanks but-" said Suzu but was interrupted by Akemi.
"Really? Can you show us?" she said with a smile.

"Sure, I'll show you but you have to do something first..."

"Eh?" said both Akemi and Moriko.

Kakashi nodded.

"And what might that be?" asked Suzu seriously.

He stood between a pile of sticks, straw, and bricks. "I'm a wolf and I like challenges. Built a house out of these materials that I can't destroy and I'll show you to Konoha High School."

"Awesome dibs on the straw!" yelled Akemi.

"..." Moriko looked at the sticks while Suzu held some bricks in her hands while a sweat drop formed down her head until an idea popped in her head.

"How's about we make a deal." she said standing in front of the Wolf Kakashi.

He looked slightly confused for a moment, "What kind?"
Suzu held a tied up Akemi in front of her. "We'll sacrifice Akemi if you show us the way!" she said bowing.

"What?" said Moriko and Akemi as a union.

Wolf Kakashi looked at Akemi for a second. "Okay deal."

Akemi was quiet or more like speechless.

"What do you think is going to happen to her?" whispered Moriko to Suzu.

"I don't know but let's just slowly walk away."

"But Akem-"

"We'll come back for her later!" Said Suzu pushing Moriko in the direction Wolf Kakashi pointed holding directions that were written on a little piece of paper.

Suzu and Moriko were able to make it to school on time and had a long boring day, wondering what happen to there poor little friend Akemi. They were walking home after school slightly worried. Suddenly they saw Akemi eating a cookie.

"AKEMI!" they yelled jumping after her.

She slyly moved out of the way to the left causing them to miss her.

"Yo" was all Akemi said.

"Yo... YO WHAT HAPPENED?" said a frustrated Suzu.
"I also wonder..." agreed Moriko.

"Well you see..."

They were at Kakashi's apartment in his kitchen. Kakashi reached for Akemi's hand until it was hit with a spoon.

"NO MORE CHOCOLATE CHIP'S TILL THE COOKIES ARE DONE!" Yelled Akemi mixing cookie dough together with chocolate chips.

"Awww but they're so gooood..." whined Kakashi disappointed.

"You wanted me to make you dinner and dessert! So shove off for a second."
"Fine." he said pouting and sulked in the corner.

"Yeah he was hungry and asked me to cook for him that's all..." she said finishing her cookie.

"Wow... Do you have anymore?" questioned Suzu.

"Ha-ha no..." she said walking home.

Suzu and Moriko, disappointed followed her.

Moral of the story: Never use your friend to get directions or you will never get cookies in return.

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"The End"

And at that, Suzu closed the book and looked at the amazed faces before her.

"WOW COOKIE I'M SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW" Yelled Kiba going towards the kitchen.

Sweatdrops formed at everyone's head.

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Yeah... Strange story hu? MUHAHHAHA Review please. -Won't without at least 2 reviews-

-DarkDragonFlameingIce-