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Ch. 20 Germany's date!

Germany agreed to go on a date with Ireland. They had been texting and Ireland had asked him. He grinned to himself filled with pure happiness that is until Prussia read over his shoulder.

"YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE WITH WHO NEXT WEEK?!" he roared.

"Calm down." Germany said grabbing his shirt.

"I'LL FUCKING MURDER HIM! YOU CAN'T DATE! I WON'T SEE YOU HEART BROKEN AGAIN!"

"Prussia it's not like that!" Germany said holding him away from the door. "PRUSSIA PUT THE CHAIN SAW DOWN!" Germany screamed as he escaped. Prussia ran to his car to go to the airport. "PRUSSIA NEIN!" Germany screamed grabbing the door as he reversed and drug him out of the car. They wrestled on the ground while Saxony saw the car rolling away and chased after it. Bavaria just watched Germany and Prussia laughing.

"STOP TRYING TO BE AN ADULT AND DATING! ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO BE MY BABY BRUDER AND NEVER DATE EVER AGAIN! YOU HAVE ME! YOU DON'T NEED A BOYFRIEND!"

"HA! INCEST AND GAY!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP HESSE BEFORE I KILL YOU!" Prussia roared.

"MAKE ME!"

"YOU WANNA GO?!" Prussia screamed jumping up and grabbed the chainsaw and cranked it. Hesse's screams were all over town.

"I can't believe he said that."

"Well he got what he deserves for implying something like that."

"True."

Time skip!

Ireland leaned on the small bridge rails beside Germany resting his arms on it smiling watching the stars. The bridge was just to add scenery to the park with a shallow man made pond full of fish below it. He stared up at them a long time then glanced at Germany who was watching them too.

"You know. You're really pretty smiling like that under the star and moon light. It's like they're all shinning brighter tonight just for you. Makes you look like an angel." Ireland said.

"That was so lame and cheesy I might puke." Germany said looking at him grinning making Ireland sputtered in shock that he actually blurted his thoughts out to Germany.

"I didn't mean to blurt that out. God I'm so lame." Ireland groaned hiding his face into his hands.

"Ja. You are." Germany agreed pushing him lightly.

"Shut it." Ireland said pushing him back.

"Make me." Germany said pushing him harder.

"You want to go?!" Ireland challenged grinning.

"Ja!" Germany yelled shoving him. Ireland tackled him and they wrestled on the tiny bridge laughing. "I'll kick your fucking ass ginger!" Germany said laughing trying to pin him.

"Try it! You won't be able too!" Ireland grinned. Eventually Ireland pinned him both out of breath laughing their noses barely touching eyes shining with laughter. They both froze noticing the closeness of their faces. They blushed at the same time then Ireland started to move his lips closer to Germany's. Then suddenly snatched away and got up. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to go and try and kiss you like that so suddenly. You probably think I'm a creep trying to kiss you on the first date." Ireland said when Germany scowled up at him. Germany stood.

"Is your phone in your pocket?"

"No it's in the car. Why?" Ireland asked.

"BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!" Germany yelled flipping him over the rails making him land into the waist deep water below. Ireland jumped around screeching at the cold. "MAYBE I WANTED YOU TO KISS ME YOU IDIOT!" Germany yelled picking up a rock from the bridge and throwing it at him then leaned over the rails scowling down at him. Ireland dodged it whining at him.

"Wait!" Ireland exclaimed jumping and grabbing the rail and pulled himself up far enough were their faces where inches apart. "You wanted me to kiss you?"

"That's what I said wasn't it?" Germany grumbled looking away pink dusting his cheeks. Ireland grinned then crashed his lips onto his. Germany leaned into the kiss relaxing and when they parted Ireland grinned.

"By the way you know what else is nice?"

"What?"

"Revenge." Ireland said throwing his arms around his neck going dead weight suddenly and they both dropped into the water like stones. Germany stood sputtering.

"It's cold!" he cried.

"Yeah not so funny now is it?!" Ireland teased then was tackled. They wrestled in the water dunking each other's heads under several times. "Want to be official? Want to be my boyfriend?" Ireland asked. Germany tapped his chin pretending to think about it. "You better say yes or I'll shove a fish down your pants!" Ireland threatened grinning holding onto him and had a fish in his hand threateningly. Germany laughed.

"Ja fine. But I'm telling Prussia you bullied me into it." He teased.

"I'll hide."

"You better." Germany said laughing.

"Let's get out of here. I don't want to die because I made you catch a cold on our first date." Ireland said smiling. They got out of the water and Ireland took him back home then drove to the car rental place and returned the car being sure it was dry and clean before he did. He flashed back home and changed. The next day North ran into his room.

"Run now! Germany has a cold and Prussia is blaming you! He's on his way!" he screamed. Ireland stared screaming getting dressed then heard the front door be forced open and a chain saw roaring to life.

"HI PRUSSIA!" England screamed running down the stairs and tackle hugging him. Prussia dropped the chainsaw that cut England's arm some but then skidded away. Wales turned it off staring at England.

"Why would you tackle hug him when he has a chainsaw?"

"Oh that's easy because RUN IRELAND RUN! I HAVE HIM PINNED DOWN!" England screamed.

"I FUCKING LOVE YOU!" Ireland yelled then flashed away.

"HA! GAY!" Wales yelled.

"You know he is!" England cheered high fiving him. Then Wales started screaming at the amount of blood leaving England's arm. "SCOTTIE HELP!" England yelled. Scotland came down and face palmed seeing the injury.

"And what did we learn today?" Prussia scolded finishing the stitches on England's arm.

"Don't tackled hug people with chainsaws." England mumbled cuddled into Scotland's side who was keeping him from freaking out over the needle.

"AAnnnddddd?" Prussia said sternly.

"Don't protect gingers that deserve to die for being your baby brother's boyfriend and making him catch a cold after the first date." England said remembering that lecture Prussia had given him when he started the stitches.

"What did you learn today Prussia?" Scotland said glaring.

"Don't try to kill your little brother for dating mine or you'll hold a gun to my head threatening to blow my brains out." Prussia grumbled.

"And?"

"Next time you'll follow through."

"What did you learn today Ireland?" North asked the cowering bundle in the corner.

"That my boyfriend has the scariest most over protective big brother alive."

"And don't you forget it." Prussia spat.

"And?" North sang.

"That I'm lucky to be alive and England is an angel in disguise and so is Scotland for protecting me."

"What did you learn today North?" Wales cheered playfully.

"That Scotland is scary as shit when being protective."

"And?"

"My boyfriend is also scary as shit."

"What did you learn Wales?" England asked smiling.

"That you don't have any common sense and tackle hug people with chainsaws."

"And?"

"That Prussia is waayyy to over protective of Germany."

"What did you learn Scotland?" Ireland asked.

"That I really need to teach England common sense."

"HEY!"

"Well it's true! You keep getting hurt and it worries me!"

"Fine."

"And?"

"I also learned Prussia is crazier than I originally thought."

"Well at least this has been a great learning experience for all of us!" Wales said smiling. The door opened.

"BRUDER! I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME OVER HERE AND TRY TO KILL IRELAND! SAXONY TOLD ME WHERE YOU WENT!" Germany yelled hoarsely swaying a little face red with a high fever. He was also shaking some.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF BED?!" Ireland and Prussia yelled at the same time both appearing by him in a blur grabbing an arm each. They both fussed forcing him to sit and checking his fever. Then paused and looked at each other eyebrows raised. Prussia snorted.

"Maybe you're alright." He said walking to get a cold cloth for Germany's head.

"Thanks. I'll get him some medicine from the bathroom." Ireland said walking in the other direction. Germany got up.

"Where are you going?"

"I'm not letting them fuss over me that's annoying. I'll get a plane ticket now and leave."

"Germany!" Ireland roared hearing him.

"Sit your ass down!" Prussia roared.

"Ja well I'm out. Bye. Glad he didn't die." Germany said walking. North caught him laughing and made him sit. The two fussed over him. Later Prussia had him all bundled up on the plane when they were going back home. Thinking maybe Germany dating Ireland wasn't a bad thing but he still would kill him if he even slipped up once.

Germany snuggled into Prussia's side when they were at home and in bed.

"Bruder. I'm really glad you didn't kill Ireland." He mumbled.

"I wanted to."

"You only get to kill him if he does something bad." Germany commanded.

"Fine. He better pray he never does anything bad."

"I'm sure he won't."

"We'll see."

Prussia continued to cuddle with his baby brother until they both fell asleep.

There. And if you read my other story you'll know that the date came from it. I know I said I wouldn't write it since it was in my other story but I'm tired and just got Wi-Fi back and I promised two chapters. So here they are! Seriously it's one in the morning here. I can't think properly. XD So I cheated a little. But only on this one. Ch.19 I actually put effort into.