How did I survive that? Oh well~ At least I'm alive! Amelia thought after she tried not to retch while hugging the ground in relief. "So, do your siblings let you drive?" Amelia asked the 'bad' drivers.
"No, Ludwig thinks that I can't drive..." Gil said pouting. "But I can!"
"I don't have any siblings!" Lizzy chirped as she began piling bags into Gil's arms. "Although, I did grow up with Gil. So guess you could call him my brother."
Gil snorted. "I'm too awesome to be your brother. You wouldn't even be my sister, you tranny!"
Lizzy smiled while she hit him repeatedly with her pan.
Many bloody minutes later...
Gil had all of the bags in his arms and began blindly walking towards the elevators.
"Hey, as soon as we get to my room I have to change clothes for the orientation thingy." Amelia whispered to Lizzy.
"Yeah, I have to go to orientation too." Lizzy replied "So does Gil."
Quicker than Amelia anticipated they arrived at her room to see a blond polish girl dressed all in 'shocking' pink.
"Amelia! Like, did you go shopping? That's like, fabulous! We must have a fashion show! What brand clothes did you get?" Felixia asked as she began ripping the bags of clothes out of Gil's hands.
Gil just glared.
"Uh, Felixia do I have to?" Amelia asked very distressed.
"Yes! That's a wonderful idea!" Lizzy piped in.
Amelia looked to Gil for support but he just sat there smiling and nodding at her. "You'll look very cute" Gil told her before returning to glaring at Felixia.
"Chirp!" Gilbird agreed.
"Well your a lot of help!" Amelia told them very, very distressed at this point.
"Like, go put on this skirt and this top." Felixia told her handing her a pink miniskirt and a white peasant blouse with all the embroidery.
"But it's a miniskirt..." Amelia tried to reason. "Francis doesn't like it when I wear skirts above my knees."
"Like, just do it!" Felixia said as she shoved her towards the bathroom.
Jeez, how did I get in this predicament. Oh well, I don't think I can win. Amelia thought as she began changing clothes, as soon as she was done she walked out of the bathroom.
She heard several gasps, even Gilbird gasped.
"What? There a giant spider on my head?" Amelia asked slightly worried frantically patting her head.
"You look like, totally FABULOUS!" Felixia shouted as she ran towards Amelia and inspected her closely.
"Head?" Lizzy asked as she looked like she was thinking. "That's it!" Lizzy shouted triumphantly then began searching through the bags. "Here!" Lizzy shouted once again as she pulled three ribbons out of a bag.
"Gil, Red, blue or black?" Lizzy asked him.
Gil thought for a moment. Blue would complement her eyes, black looks fabulous on blonds and red is just a awesome color. "Blue." Gil finally decided.
"Blue it is!" Lizzy happily said as she put Amelia's hair in to a ponytail and tied it off with the blue ribbon.
"Why don't I get a say in anything?" Amelia whined.
"Because your my little dolly." Lizzy cooed as she clasped her hands together. Gil just 'evilly' nodded in sync with Gilbird.
"..." Amelia didn't have a response for that."Don't we have to go soon?"
"Go? Like where?" Felixia asked.
"Orientation." Amelia answered.
"Oh, like, I totally don't so like, tata~." Felixia replied as she started sorting through Amelia's new clothes. Gil glared at her some more.
"Yes, we should be leaving now. Put on some shoes, some of the new shoes." Lizzy told her emphasizing the word 'new'.
Amelia shuffled through the bags of clothes to find a pair of shoes that suited her tastes, Cowboy boots.
"Of all the shoes she picks- oh never mind." Lizzy sighed.
And with that they left to go to 'orientation'.
"So why are ya'll going to orientation?" Amelia asked.
"We haven't gone to school in over 5 years." Lizzy answered.
"Over?"
"Uh-huh! I haven't been in... Uh... Oh yeah! 14 years!" Lizzy stated proudly with a wide smile.
"Got ya beat you he-she! 15 years!" Gil stated even more proudly than Lizzy.
"Dang it." Lizzy cursed under her breath.
As they walked through the courtyard on their way to the lecture hall they noticed two odd people sitting in the pouches of kangaroos that were hopping around.
"..." Was their collective reaction. They looked as if their brains had just died.
"Crikey! Uncle! Lookit the size of that bugger!" Cried the brown haired man as he pointed at a giant grasshopper the size of a bear.
Where did that come from?
"Laddie! Leave that one alone, it could be cursed!" The familiar looking ginger haired man told the younger man.
"I wanna wrestle it uncle! That there would be good eatin'!" The brown haired man cried as he jumped out of the pouch and onto the back of the grasshopper. "Blimey! It's a fighter uncle!"
"Go Lad! Show it who's boss!" Cheered the ginger haired man as he pulled a bottle of ale from somewhere unknown and took a swig.
The three decided it was in their best interest to leave before they were infected by the insanity of the situation.
"What was that?" Amelia asked.
The others just shook their heads.
After the trio arrived (scarred for life) they looked around the hall for a place to sit, the first thing Amelia notice was someone calling her name. "Emily, Amelia, Amelia! Over here! Amelia, Emily! Lookit me! Amelia! Look! Here, here, here! Look at me! Amelia~!"
"Aw shut up, Felicina! Idiot! Moron!" Cried a similar voice.
Amelia turned to the source of the noise to see her new Italian friend, Felicina, waving her arms like a mad man.
"Felicina!" Amelia cried as she ran over to hug her.
"Vee~ look my big sister Lovina is here!" Pointing at the nearly identical girl, sitting three seats away, who had yelled at her earlier.
"So you're the blond bimbo my sister has gone on about being her new friend. Listen here, you idiot, if you ever touch my sister I'll KILL you PERSONALLY." Lovina told her with a menacing tone holding up a tomato.
"I won't!" Amelia told the girl happily not noticing how angry she looked.
"Vee~ don't listen to her Amelia, she talks tough but is a real coward! She keep threatening Ludwig but hasn't done anything but call him mean names for years." Felicina told Amelia.
"Felicina! Shut up! You Moron! Idiot! Chigi!" Lovina scolded her before bursting in to tears.
"Aw, sis don't be sad, Amelia doesn't care that your a heartless shrew." Felicina told her sister in a comforting tone while patting her on the back.
"Why don't you ever say anything nice about me! You can go on, on and on about that potato jerk and all your friends! But never anything nice about me! EVER! Say something nice please!" Lovina told Felicina as she grabbed her collar and began shaking her.
"Uhh, uhhh, your my sister?" Felicina told her slightly confused.
"Waaaahhhh~!" Lovina ran out of the room crying.
"Now that was drama!" Gil commented slipping into Lovina's chair "How are you little bro?" Gil asked Ludwig who was cradling his head in his hands, trying to not think about his growing headache.
"Bruder...Shut up" Was Ludwig's only response. I need some aspirin...
"Well, aren't you nice." Gil snorted. "Lizzy you want the seat next to me? We need to talk about pattern ideas."
Pattern ideas? What in the world? Amelia thought as she slipped into the seat in between Felicina and Lizzy.
"Ah! Amelia-san!" Piped Sakura who was sitting in the row in front of Amelia. "It is good to see you again."
"Oh, Sakura! How are you?" Amelia asked.
"Ah, good thank you very much." Sakura said as she tried to bow while being turned around in her chair. She kinda failed. It wasn't even epic.
"Sakura! I didn't notice you! Veee~!" Felicina said as she did a flying leap and hugged her.
"Ah, it is good to see you too Felicina-chan." Sakura smiled to her. Are all westerners this friendly? They are quite frightening at times...
"How's your brother, Kiku? I forgot to ask you the other day." Felicina asked as she opened her eyes.
"SHE HAS EYES!" Gil exclaimed jumping up and pointing.
All of the people, except Felicina, sighed. Lizzy just hit him upside the head with her pan.
"Ah, he's fine. But, he says his hips have been hurting him of late." Sakura told Felicina.
"Why does no one listen to my advice?" Ludwig muttered to himself. "I told him to cut down his sodium intake years ago."
Then just as he said that three more people walked into the room and sat down on the other side of the room.
Hey! I know them! I think. Who's that girl though? Amelia thought to herself.
"Attention! Attention! Testing one, two, three! Are there any pretty girls here today?" Shouted Rome into the microphone on the stage.
"I'm a pretty girl!" Gil screamed and waved his arms, causing Ludwig to sigh and face palm and everyone else to giggle.
"Ok then! Let's get started." Rome said slightly disappointed. "And, sorry Gilbert Beilschmidt. You are a very, very ugly girl...Though I could have swore you were a boy.."
"I was until Lizzy took me to this really nice Doctor! I had never felt right as a man!" Gil cried out dramatically. Lizzy just smiled and nodded. Ludwig looked ashamed.
"MI AMIGO!"
A/N: So first things first. Gil kept glaring at Felixia because (This is real history I'm schoolin' you!) Where Poland is, is where Prussia used to be Poland literally ate Prussia...I'm sorry I didn't update sooner...I was feeling lazy and my sister wasn't able to edit because of work.
I'm sooo! Sorry Prussia fangirls!
I hope ya'll cried from laughing too much I know my sister and I did...Wow...Rome...er...that was...kinda...Mean, ROME IS A MEAN GIRL!
~Gwyn signing off (I'll hopefully update my other story soon~ no promises)
S/N: ...It's all my fault. I thought Prussia always seemed kinda...gay...yeah. So sorry...I actually like him so...yeah.
On a different note, I had a little time where I wasn't working so I could edit some, YAY! But, I have to go back to Uni soon so...yeah. I have no life...
~Neobaka heading back to work (sorta)